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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1500 on: November 09, 2015, 03:47:46 PM »
"What if" is useless.  Gets no one anywhere. You can't take two paths.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1501 on: November 09, 2015, 06:03:58 PM »
what if u could?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1502 on: November 22, 2015, 02:56:22 AM »
is achieving legitimate happiness possible?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1503 on: November 22, 2015, 06:23:55 AM »
Why do I have to listen to advice about foot placement for a flip I can do and was pretty close to landing, from someone who I have never seen get close to the flip and who sucks in general? I'm way too polite in these kind of situations...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1504 on: November 23, 2015, 02:13:13 PM »
is it possible to do a super gnarly china nollie on a bike? or would it fuck the tire up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1505 on: November 28, 2015, 10:19:17 PM »
If Jason died when he was a littile kid , and his mom was the killer in the first movie

How did he become a 7 foot tall 250 pound killing machine ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1506 on: November 28, 2015, 10:27:01 PM »
Whoa that's a huge plot hole

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1507 on: December 08, 2015, 11:34:09 PM »
Will there be a POTY poll this year?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1508 on: December 13, 2015, 07:52:59 PM »
Will I ever make it outta the flow vortex? find out on the next episode of dragon ball z

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1509 on: December 14, 2015, 06:25:44 PM »
is achieving legitimate happiness possible?
even if you did, how would you know?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1510 on: December 14, 2015, 07:28:07 PM »
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is achieving legitimate happiness possible?
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even if you did, how would you know?
That's what I'm saying man


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1511 on: December 14, 2015, 09:06:44 PM »
Has anyone ever tattoo'd a McSqueeb on their head?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1512 on: December 14, 2015, 10:53:02 PM »
If Jason died when he was a littile kid , and his mom was the killer in the first movie

How did he become a 7 foot tall 250 pound killing machine ?

Mind. Blown.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1513 on: January 19, 2016, 08:04:46 PM »
    (preface; random and possibly uninteresting.) Pondering being tied to things metaphysically(?).  Like am I affected by banana republics type imbalances in the world that benefit me cause of where I live?(some people probably have died  in those sweatshops over the years)  I thought that although it looks like a good deal for the west, maybe it just comes out in the wash really quick and degrades the world.  The ethical question that makes me think of is, should medical discoveries heralded by germany ww2 thru inhumane treatment of war criminals be destroyed or poured over by scientists and used? (I would throw it in the river and not validate any of it)
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1514 on: January 19, 2016, 08:33:43 PM »
Who would I be if I didnt skateboard..or how successful would I be?

My mother told me today she wished I never started skating because it just held me back

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1515 on: January 19, 2016, 08:42:46 PM »
^   Don't respond or engage with that kind of statment.  Moms can be mean too but you gotta not take some things they say seriously, because you love them.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1516 on: January 21, 2016, 06:39:44 AM »
  Was Ed Temp the 1st dude that came out with fitted (or tight as they were refered to) pants -mid 90s? Did anyone else do it first?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1517 on: January 21, 2016, 07:34:33 AM »
benzos can't kill you by themselves? they always say most ODs come  from mixing them w/ dope or alcohol but apparently the few hundred i have stashed won't do anything by themselves. so much for my 'plan B'.
also, every world leader ever has a higher body count than every serial killer. bill clinton killed more people than jeffrey dahmer and he was not a wartime president or a hated villain. obama is responsible for more death than the manson family and john wayne gace, eileen 'the monster' wuornos and the Zodiac. and to half the country he's a motherfuckin hero.
our values are fucked.
people think the army/navy killing foreign muslims is for 'our freedom' but they don't think crips vs bloods is? for the record, neither is but they are the same thing. veterans day should be for fallen gang members who's death didn't have shit to do w/ my life too.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1518 on: February 10, 2016, 12:22:10 PM »
reminiscing on the old chocolate website, anyone remember those clips they had on the team page?
mj's was a back noseblunt across a long ledge
chris roberts' was a sw heel over one bench then fakie fs cab over another
chico's was a nollie bs heel on a bank i think

fuck, the team wasnt that big, wish i could remember more considering how many times i watched them.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1519 on: February 11, 2016, 01:27:46 PM »
  Was Ed Temp the 1st dude that came out with fitted (or tight as they were refered to) pants -mid 90s? Did anyone else do it first?

Jason Adams started wearing them around the same time...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1520 on: February 18, 2016, 09:45:13 AM »
how come the people who record those annoying automatic spam phone messages dont realize that no phone call that is actually important starts with "This is an important call"

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1521 on: February 24, 2016, 06:13:17 AM »
Does anyone really give a shit about Kesha?

She seems like more of a hillbilly than Britney Spears, and I can't remember the one song she had.  I'm sorry you signed a bad contract and were taken advantage of financially/creatively.  Best of luck and all that.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1522 on: February 24, 2016, 08:46:30 AM »
Does anyone really give a shit about Kesha?

She seems like more of a hillbilly than Britney Spears, and I can't remember the one song she had.  I'm sorry you signed a bad contract and were taken advantage of financially/creatively.  Best of luck and all that.
yeah and it's like 'so what' you got raped by dr luke? big whoop, get over it already!
she should let it go and move on, nobody got time to hear about that shit, slut!

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1523 on: February 24, 2016, 09:28:07 AM »
Has anyone ever hippy jumped a car? My friend did one and I feel like someone else has done it but when I look it up all I get are results from Skate 3 and stuff.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1524 on: February 24, 2016, 09:58:43 AM »
In the 70's I remember a photo of someone hippy jumping an MG. Can't recall who it was though...maybe Ty Page???
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1525 on: February 24, 2016, 02:58:09 PM »
Has anyone ever hippy jumped a car? My friend did one and I feel like someone else has done it but when I look it up all I get are results from Skate 3 and stuff.
at a contest in the 90s, tom penny and clyde shingletoes tied for 'best trick' for both hippie jumping through the open front windows/over the roof of a car in a contest but it had ramps up to the windows and wood across the inside so prolly not what you're picturing.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1526 on: February 25, 2016, 07:18:51 AM »
I think gonz jumped a car with his feet.  Does anybody remember that old trans world video where in the random section a hessian dude with a mullet does that big roof drop and breaks the skateboard?  Who was that guy?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1527 on: February 27, 2016, 02:10:15 AM »
is that the same thing as what you americans call a 40oz?

what exactly is a 40oz malt liquor like olde english? is is just 1l (strong) beer in a glass bottle?
and yeah, i'm european, so i don't really get that but would like to

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1528 on: February 27, 2016, 05:54:45 AM »
Olde English isn't just a beer, it's a lifestyle

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1529 on: February 27, 2016, 06:19:05 AM »
^Really? oh gawd that would be pure shit.  All you need to know is that its a waste of money, not even good enuf for the dead homiez
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