Things You Pondered Today

[glutton.]

I thought about getting a prostitute off of Backpage, but didn't want to risk getting arrested.

[PC500]

Next time a security guard tries to fuck with me im thinking of yelling "STOP TRYING TO TOUCH MY PENIS" or something like that, anyone ever tried this method?

ABD

[shit_for_brains]

A rough penis touching following a succulent Chinese dinner doesn't sound half as bad as that guy makes it seem.

[Paco Supreme]

Does anyone still really care about circuses?

[perverted super otaku!]

Does anyone still really care about circuses?

I think pretty much only animal rights people... fuck animal circuses

edit: actually Cirque de Soleil is pretty huge here.

[Paco Supreme]

I mean I see cirque de soleil as more of an acrobatic play then a circus but yeah fuck animal circuses, thing that made me curious was the Moscow circus is in town

[Casey Jones]

If Satan punishes bad people, then why is he considered so bad? Isn't he actually a good guy then? Wouldn't he be bad if he punished good people?

I guess technically he does, since most religions say that you go to hell if you don't believe in that religion.

[wuust]

If Satan punishes bad people, then why is he considered so bad? Isn't he actually a good guy then? Wouldn't he be bad if he punished good people?

I guess technically he does, since most religions say that you go to hell if you don't believe in that religion.

so basically everyone goes to hell, considering your statement.

[SodaJerk]

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It's not about the stigma as much as the sanitatry issue. I would be down in the shower.

On a related note, I was thinking about shaving the hair around my anus. I can skate for maybe five minutes before I feel like scratching my asshole, which isn't socially acceptable.

[close]

I'm a stickler about it too, I prefer to only do it in/right after a shower. Though I would be lying if I said I haven't done it after coming from the bar, rancid asshole or not I won't be stopped in that moment.
 Real men eat sweaty assholes...sometimes.

When was the last time you went to a friends funeral or someone you knew was in a critical condition and when you asked what happened the answer you got was "He got sick from eating too much ass"? Just live in the moment a tougne punch that fartbox like your life depends on it. That's what'll make 'em see you're marriage material.

[Monty Burns]

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It's not about the stigma as much as the sanitatry issue. I would be down in the shower.

On a related note, I was thinking about shaving the hair around my anus. I can skate for maybe five minutes before I feel like scratching my asshole, which isn't socially acceptable.

[close]

I'm a stickler about it too, I prefer to only do it in/right after a shower. Though I would be lying if I said I haven't done it after coming from the bar, rancid asshole or not I won't be stopped in that moment.
 Real men eat sweaty assholes...sometimes.

[close]

When was the last time you went to a friends funeral or someone you knew was in a critical condition and when you asked what happened the answer you got was "He got sick from eating too much ass"? Just live in the moment a tougne punch that fartbox like your life depends on it. That's what'll make 'em see you're marriage material.

words to live by

[Silky Johnson]

Is powersliding "cheating" when bombing a hill?

[swag nollies]

Is powersliding "cheating" when bombing a hill?

Yes.

[Coastal Fever]

I know Slap loves to talk shit, myself included, but why sticky the Not Stoked thread and not the Stoked thread?  And not the things that made you laugh thread?  Do we really need to place extra emphasis and value on negativity, while letting positivity and laughter fall by the wayside?

[tobey]

I know Slap loves to talk shit, myself included, but why sticky the Not Stoked thread and not the Stoked thread?  And not the things that made you laugh thread?  Do we really need to place extra emphasis and value on negativity, while letting positivity and laughter fall by the wayside?

I think the mods sticky it because people were posting in the 10 year old "things you are not stoked on" thread by mistake

[straight]

Is it kinda gay if I enjoy the feeling of pooping? I don't wanna try but I'm guessing it feels somewhat similar going the other way?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I've been thinking about what it would be like to rim a chick. I think about it occasionally but back out of it whenever I actually have the chance. It just seems unsanitary and weird to go from rimming to making out.

do it!!! I've only ever rimmed two girls but both had amazing arses and I would 100% do again given the chance. Try it out in the shower as you said if you're worried about germs. Works great if you've got a detachable shower head.

Is it kinda gay if I enjoy the feeling of pooping? I don't wanna try but I'm guessing it feels somewhat similar going the other way?

that prostate milking Heaps of straight guys take it "going the other way" no need to stress about it.

[Main]

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I've been thinking about what it would be like to rim a chick. I think about it occasionally but back out of it whenever I actually have the chance. It just seems unsanitary and weird to go from rimming to making out.

[close]

do it!!! I've only ever rimmed two girls but both had amazing arses and I would 100% do again given the chance. Try it out in the shower as you said if you're worried about germs. Works great if you've got a detachable shower head.

Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.

yeah, the do girls I did were clean/ fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) so it's pretty much just like licking any other body part. Never had a girl rim me before (and that's nowhere even near being "gay") but I'd have to shave first LOL did she initiate?

[Main]

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Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.

[close]

yeah, the do girls I did were clean/ fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) so it's pretty much just like licking any other body part. Never had a girl rim me before (and that's nowhere even near being "gay") but I'd have to shave first LOL did she initiate?

When on the topic of doin' the nasty, I've told close friends and random people in the past about being rimmed by a chick and some dudes would be all, "that's fucking gay". Uh...yeah if a dude was doing it or you were imagining a dude doing it, that would be gay for sure. Whatever though, to each their own. I was never requested to shave, she just went right to it.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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Golden rule when rimming is she's gotta shower beforehand. Soapy water removes any fecal matter so there's nothing to worry about. Call it gay all you want, but having a chick return the favor feels amazing.

[close]

yeah, the two girls I did were clean/ fresh out of the shower (or in the shower) so it's pretty much just like licking any other body part. Never had a girl rim me before (and that's nowhere even near being "gay") but I'd have to shave first LOL did she initiate?

[close]

When on the topic of doin' the nasty, I've told close friends and random people in the past about being rimmed by a chick and some dudes would be all, "that's fucking gay". Uh...yeah if a dude was doing it or you were imagining a dude doing it, that would be gay for sure. Whatever though, to each their own. I was never requested to shave, she just went right to it.

I can't even...
"Wait, you got a handjob from a girl? That's pretty gay brah"

[glutton.]

How does Heath Kirchart feel about Berra?

[the snake]

just smoked a spliff after a good sesh and put myself in front of the computer, tired legs lying on a stool , and my cat sat on them and purred, and i could feel my legs and toes vibrating too, felt like it reconnected all the lil nerves in them, maybe that's why egyptians venered their cat like that, they're healers !
or i'm just high

[20matar]

Nyjah and Ishod wear shorts often because they have sock sponsorships.

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

why do some skaters wear 5 panel hats when they only have 3 tricks?

[sexualhelon]

Nyjah and Ishod wear shorts often because they have sock sponsorships.

Haha I never thought about that with sock sponsorships.

"You see this clause? We need to see you in shorts and knee socks 2 out of 3 comps"

[shark tits]

When pat Washington (or any black skater) does a switch varial heel, is it still a 'white rapper'?

[ttching!]

When pat Washington (or any black skater) does a switch varial heel, is it still a 'white rapper'?

I notice that some of the things which I like to skate are also popular with our K9 friends. Is dog pee on the spot good luck, bad luck or staph infection?

[20matar]

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When pat Washington (or any black skater) does a switch varial heel, is it still a 'white rapper'?

[close]

I notice that some of the things which I like to skate are also popular with our K9 friends. Is dog pee on the spot good luck, bad luck or staph infection?

Voce eh brasileiro? Or are the DANK NOVELA DAS 8 MEMES leaking abroad like zika?

[JB]

How the hell do beavis and butthead have their own house?

[straight]

Does anyone else weigh themselves pre/post poop?