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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1800 on: January 15, 2017, 08:51:03 AM »
I do like that that dude had only two modes- "Skating" and "Pimping."  I don't do either nearly enough. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1801 on: January 18, 2017, 03:55:06 PM »
Is Antwuan Dixon the Jon Jones of Skateboarding ?

Is Jon Jones the Antwuan Dixon of MMA ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1802 on: January 18, 2017, 04:57:09 PM »
Brad Cromer looks exactly like Brendan Frasier so I have concluded that his career will become the same.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1803 on: January 19, 2017, 10:01:03 AM »
does bradley manning wanna be a woman cause he had life or cause he really believes it? i feel like  now that he's getting out he's gonna stay a boy and bang so much anti war pussy. i bet he just wanted to go to martha stewardt oitnb prison vs oz. nice that he's getting out anyways.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1804 on: January 23, 2017, 09:13:37 PM »
does bradley manning wanna be a woman cause he had life or cause he really believes it? i feel like  now that he's getting out he's gonna stay a boy and bang so much anti war pussy. i bet he just wanted to go to martha stewardt oitnb prison vs oz. nice that he's getting out anyways.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1805 on: January 27, 2017, 07:06:46 PM »
Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.

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« Reply #1806 on: January 28, 2017, 06:45:44 AM »
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Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.
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This will definitely ruin non-white clothes, but bleach gets rid of cum in a pinch. It's great to get it off surfaces, like if you jizz on a wall or something. Hot water makes it melt and stick, so wash your cumrags with cold water.

Does this guy know how to party or what?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1807 on: January 28, 2017, 01:12:13 PM »
Do the taco pizzas at trump towers taste as good as the taco bowls there?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1808 on: January 28, 2017, 03:37:26 PM »
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Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.
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This will definitely ruin non-white clothes, but bleach gets rid of cum in a pinch. It's great to get it off surfaces, like if you jizz on a wall or something. Hot water makes it melt and stick, so wash your cumrags with cold water.
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Does this guy know how to party or what?

Haha. I didn't know that about hot water, that's good info. I knew I should've brought this up.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1809 on: January 29, 2017, 04:38:34 PM »
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emoji tat......why?

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Is dudes painting their fingernails a thing on the west coast?  I know Dylan made it kind of popular, but I can't see anyone I know doing it.
I'm more interested in his watch game! vintage Seiko?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1810 on: January 30, 2017, 06:17:41 AM »
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emoji tat......why?

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Is dudes painting their fingernails a thing on the west coast?  I know Dylan made it kind of popular, but I can't see anyone I know doing it.
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I'm more interested in his watch game! vintage Seiko?

that wifebeater tho...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1811 on: January 30, 2017, 06:53:29 AM »
Tom of Finland wife beater, Keith Haring tattoo, In Utero tatoo... BA is cool as fuck.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1812 on: January 31, 2017, 05:08:19 AM »
Tom of Finland wife beater, Keith Haring tattoo, In Utero tatoo... BA is cool as fuck.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1813 on: January 31, 2017, 07:58:53 AM »
alright pals, i need some help but i don't want to start a new thread.
anybody got experiences with an iphone SE? considering buying one
and starting my smartphone life with it. is it any good? worth it? ok?
I bought my wife one because she smashed her old phone and didn't want a "big" phone and I have to say I quite want one now. They seem every bit as functional as all other iPhone models just smaller and more lightweight. I have a 6S for business and it's not practical when your out skateboarding or chilling.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1814 on: January 31, 2017, 08:12:12 PM »
Got a good offer for some parts so Im probably gonna part out my car and head west.  Would you rather be homeless in Denver or LA? I got a job interview and homie in Denver but I always wanted to go to LA. Any other good spots to start my adult life? Fuck. Heavy.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1815 on: February 01, 2017, 11:12:54 AM »
joining a cult for fun.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1816 on: February 01, 2017, 11:21:16 AM »
joining a cult for fun.

I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1817 on: February 01, 2017, 11:43:16 AM »
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joining a cult for fun.
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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1818 on: February 01, 2017, 11:59:25 AM »
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joining a cult for fun.
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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.
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Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1819 on: February 01, 2017, 12:10:00 PM »
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joining a cult for fun.
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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.
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Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.

multiple angry birds shirts? I draw the line at one.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1820 on: February 01, 2017, 12:12:12 PM »
What's your stance on Minions, 'cause he's got many a Minion shirt as well.
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« Reply #1821 on: February 01, 2017, 12:14:20 PM »
You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1822 on: February 01, 2017, 12:21:01 PM »
You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

Even the kids with one leg waiting in line would give us the "go ahead" nod.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1823 on: February 01, 2017, 01:57:15 PM »
What's your stance on Minions, 'cause he's got many a Minion shirt as well.

I'm sensing a theme here.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1824 on: February 01, 2017, 03:20:44 PM »
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You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.
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Even the kids with one leg waiting in line would give us the "go ahead" nod.

and all the while your friend is completely oblivious.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1825 on: February 01, 2017, 05:40:01 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1826 on: February 01, 2017, 06:47:56 PM »
"where the Lilo and Stitch shirts at?"  -slappies friend

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1827 on: February 01, 2017, 07:57:59 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1828 on: February 02, 2017, 04:14:32 AM »
Say what you will guys, but thanks to your suggestions I just rode Space Mountain 3 times in a row and got an autographed photo of us with Goofy.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1829 on: February 02, 2017, 08:11:16 AM »
i hope you're 18 yrs or older. wooo!