Things You Pondered Today

[lampshade]

I do like that that dude had only two modes- "Skating" and "Pimping."  I don't do either nearly enough. 

[Monty Burns]

Is Antwuan Dixon the Jon Jones of Skateboarding ?

Is Jon Jones the Antwuan Dixon of MMA ?

[Jordick]

Brad Cromer looks exactly like Brendan Frasier so I have concluded that his career will become the same.

[shark tits]

does bradley manning wanna be a woman cause he had life or cause he really believes it? i feel like  now that he's getting out he's gonna stay a boy and bang so much anti war pussy. i bet he just wanted to go to martha stewardt oitnb prison vs oz. nice that he's getting out anyways.

[EXTRA SPICY]

does bradley manning wanna be a woman cause he had life or cause he really believes it? i feel like  now that he's getting out he's gonna stay a boy and bang so much anti war pussy. i bet he just wanted to go to martha stewardt oitnb prison vs oz. nice that he's getting out anyways.

I am feverishly searching for that michael jackson popcorn gif.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.

[Grind King Rims]

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Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.

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This will definitely ruin non-white clothes, but bleach gets rid of cum in a pinch. It's great to get it off surfaces, like if you jizz on a wall or something. Hot water makes it melt and stick, so wash your cumrags with cold water.

Does this guy know how to party or what?

[brycickle]

Do the taco pizzas at trump towers taste as good as the taco bowls there?

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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Laundry detergent commercials often have images of removing certain stains from fabric, but they never mention if semen stains are easily removed. This leaves adolescents everywhere wondering if that's going to be a problem or not.

I'm also wondering if society will ever be comfortable with the idea of a detergent commercial blatantly mentioning "semen" in the same breath as grape juice, even if it's for practical, non-sexual reasons. Probably not. Also this has probably been subject of multiple comedy sketches somewhere.

[close]

This will definitely ruin non-white clothes, but bleach gets rid of cum in a pinch. It's great to get it off surfaces, like if you jizz on a wall or something. Hot water makes it melt and stick, so wash your cumrags with cold water.

[close]

Does this guy know how to party or what?

Haha. I didn't know that about hot water, that's good info. I knew I should've brought this up.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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emoji tat......why?

[close]

Is dudes painting their fingernails a thing on the west coast?  I know Dylan made it kind of popular, but I can't see anyone I know doing it.

I'm more interested in his watch game! vintage Seiko?

[himlor]

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emoji tat......why?

[close]

Is dudes painting their fingernails a thing on the west coast?  I know Dylan made it kind of popular, but I can't see anyone I know doing it.

[close]

I'm more interested in his watch game! vintage Seiko?

that wifebeater tho...

[Grind King Rims]

Tom of Finland wife beater, Keith Haring tattoo, In Utero tatoo... BA is cool as fuck.

[himlor]

Tom of Finland wife beater, Keith Haring tattoo, In Utero tatoo... BA is cool as fuck.

not even
trying

[SodaJerk]

alright pals, i need some help but i don't want to start a new thread.
anybody got experiences with an iphone SE? considering buying one
and starting my smartphone life with it. is it any good? worth it? ok?

I bought my wife one because she smashed her old phone and didn't want a "big" phone and I have to say I quite want one now. They seem every bit as functional as all other iPhone models just smaller and more lightweight. I have a 6S for business and it's not practical when your out skateboarding or chilling.

[doublepeenis]

Got a good offer for some parts so Im probably gonna part out my car and head west.  Would you rather be homeless in Denver or LA? I got a job interview and homie in Denver but I always wanted to go to LA. Any other good spots to start my adult life? Fuck. Heavy.

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

joining a cult for fun.

[shit_for_brains]

joining a cult for fun.

I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

[slappies]

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joining a cult for fun.

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I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.

[SodaJerk]

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joining a cult for fun.

[close]

I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

[close]

Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.

Living the dream

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

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joining a cult for fun.

[close]

I'd like to join a cult for fun but I know I would do pretty well when the name of the game is manipulating people. I could end up with a few wives and a seat near Supreme God's throne within a year probably.

[close]

Cults aren't all that great. I know a guy who was in a cult from birth until about a year and a half ago. He wasn't allowed TV or books or anything. Now he spends all his free time watching low budget sequels to movies like Deep Blue Sea 4 and the 15th American Pie movie on Netflix. He also wears Angry Bird shirts most times that I see him.

multiple angry birds shirts? I draw the line at one.

[slappies]

What's your stance on Minions, 'cause he's got many a Minion shirt as well.

[shit_for_brains]

You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

[slappies]

You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

Even the kids with one leg waiting in line would give us the "go ahead" nod.

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

What's your stance on Minions, 'cause he's got many a Minion shirt as well.

I'm sensing a theme here.

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

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You should take him to an amusement park. Go up to the... person who puts you in rollercoaster cars?... and be like "hey my friend is.... y'know" and gesture to his shirt and they'll probably let you skip the line as much as you want.

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Even the kids with one leg waiting in line would give us the "go ahead" nod.

and all the while your friend is completely oblivious.

[shit_for_brains]

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

"where the Lilo and Stitch shirts at?"  -slappies friend

[brycickle]

Why are you bleeding out of your ears?

[slappies]

Say what you will guys, but thanks to your suggestions I just rode Space Mountain 3 times in a row and got an autographed photo of us with Goofy.

[shark tits]

i hope you're 18 yrs or older. wooo!