Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 719065 times)

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #2340 on:** January 21, 2018, 04:40:28 PM »

Quote from: bawtawd5 on January 21, 2018, 04:31:45 PM

I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.

A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.

Pigeon · « **Reply #2341 on:** January 21, 2018, 06:08:58 PM »

Quote from: Silky Johnson on January 21, 2018, 04:40:28 PM

Quote from: bawtawd5 on January 21, 2018, 04:31:45 PM
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I wonder if pop rocks in your butt would fizzle. Would it feel good or not? I dunno.
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A man of science like yourself should be able to find out.

Procedure
1) Buy: (1) funnel, (1) condom, (1 satchel) lube, (1 packet) pop rocks, (255 mL) soda, and (1 pair) scissors.
2) Put condom on funnel end, before cutting reservoir tip.
3) Take off clothes, if you are wearing any.
4) Lubricate the funnel/condom, as well as your anus.
5) Take whatever position you feel most comfortable when shoving objects up your ass. Make sure you can hold this position. Downward dog is recommended.
6) Insert funnel/condom into anus. Be sure not to exceed 7” deep, to reduce risk of internal bleeding.
7) Open packet of Pop Rocks and empty contents into funnel.

Record results. [Fizzle or no fizzle.]
9) Open container of soda, and pour through funnel.
10) Record results.

*I do not recommend conducting the experiment, and am not responsible for any injuries stupid people may sustain from trying this. By reading this statement, you forfeit your right to hold me liable in any way.

edit: Step 8 shows up as an emoji. I have no control over that and hate emojis more than West Virginia.

shark tits · « **Reply #2342 on:** January 21, 2018, 06:13:26 PM »

don't do it bawtawd!
that reminds me of mikey from life cereal. mikey thought pop rocks in his anus would fizzle like some goof. he said 'i know it's dangerous but i'll try anything' but the next day he got offed by the very same pop rocks.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #2343 on:** January 23, 2018, 01:16:08 AM »

y'all miss dvs?

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #2344 on:** January 23, 2018, 01:16:44 AM »

Quote from: StabMasterArson on January 23, 2018, 01:16:08 AM

y'all miss dvs?

me neither.

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #2345 on:** January 23, 2018, 07:43:07 AM »

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y'all miss dvs?
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me neither.

Pigeon · « **Reply #2346 on:** January 23, 2018, 07:49:57 AM »

Quote from: Grind King Rims on January 23, 2018, 07:43:07 AM

Quote from: StabMasterArson on January 23, 2018, 01:16:44 AM
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y'all miss dvs?
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me neither.
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No. They’re still around and added Greg Lutzka. I wonder if he gave Kerry Getz a Toyota in exchange for a spot on the team.

JB · « **Reply #2347 on:** January 24, 2018, 07:39:47 PM »

Chris Joslin needs to get on Nike so he can afford to buy himself another pair of pants.

Look at his Instagram if you don't know what I'm talking about.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2348 on:** January 29, 2018, 02:13:47 AM »

When the coroner determines Bawtawd died of a distended colon hemorrhaging due to misadventures with pop rocks and soda will it even rank top 5 on his weird deaths list?

iKobrakai · « **Reply #2349 on:** January 29, 2018, 02:19:35 AM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on January 29, 2018, 02:13:47 AM

When the coroner determines Bawtawd died of a distended colon hemorrhaging due to misadventures with pop rocks and soda will it even rank top 5 on his weird deaths list?

Making the cut on that list is pretty brutal. Maybe if they found out it was because of us telling the moron to do so, but even then it's a strech.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2350 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:43:39 AM »

Quote from: iKobrakai on January 29, 2018, 02:19:35 AM

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When the coroner determines Bawtawd died of a distended colon hemorrhaging due to misadventures with pop rocks and soda will it even rank top 5 on his weird deaths list?
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Making the cut on that list is pretty brutal. Maybe if they found out it was because of us telling the moron to do so, but even then it's a strech.

I mean, it's a weird way to die but these guys see everything. Would it even be a first?

straight · « **Reply #2351 on:** January 29, 2018, 07:48:27 AM »

if anything, it’ll be the pop rocks that takes him out

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2352 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:41:04 AM »

Quote from: straight on January 29, 2018, 07:48:27 AM

if anything, it’ll be the pop rocks that takes him out

RIP Bawtawd

bawtawd5 · « **Reply #2353 on:** January 29, 2018, 09:54:25 AM »

RIP to my niggas

RumpelFoarskin · « **Reply #2354 on:** January 30, 2018, 12:06:55 AM »

Why on KOTR did dan lu get so dramatic and cry and say he ruined his friendships with the whole deathwish team just because jamie foy was shook at the spot? We’re they actually mad at him for that?

RumpelFoarskin · « **Reply #2355 on:** January 31, 2018, 10:45:14 PM »

Why does everyone hate me

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2356 on:** February 01, 2018, 12:11:23 AM »

Quote from: RumpelFoarskin on January 31, 2018, 10:45:14 PM

Why does everyone hate me

Not everyone hates you but that's because not everyone knows you.

Pigeon · « **Reply #2357 on:** February 01, 2018, 12:20:07 AM »

Who would win in a fist-fight: Jesus or God (and why)?

straight · « **Reply #2358 on:** February 01, 2018, 04:01:08 PM »

what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2359 on:** February 02, 2018, 12:03:29 PM »

Quote from: straight on February 01, 2018, 04:01:08 PM

what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be

Eleven

ungzilla · « **Reply #2360 on:** February 02, 2018, 12:24:37 PM »

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what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
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Eleventy

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2361 on:** February 02, 2018, 12:34:43 PM »

Quote from: ungzilla on February 02, 2018, 12:24:37 PM

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what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
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Eleventy
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I was going to post that but didn't. It's as though you know me.

bawtawd5 · « **Reply #2362 on:** February 02, 2018, 02:20:43 PM »

What is the meaning of these avatar psy-ops. Wild I suicide?

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #2363 on:** February 02, 2018, 02:33:52 PM »

How long until society starts to build underwater cities ?

straight · « **Reply #2364 on:** February 02, 2018, 03:33:47 PM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on February 02, 2018, 12:34:43 PM

Quote from: ungzilla on February 02, 2018, 12:24:37 PM
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Quote from: SodaJerk on February 02, 2018, 12:03:29 PM
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Quote from: straight on February 01, 2018, 04:01:08 PM
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what the ratio of good skating x filming / terrible music happy medium 4 is gonna be
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Eleventy
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I was going to post that but didn't. It's as though you know me.

id be ok if all songs were in d minor

bawtawd5 · « **Reply #2365 on:** February 02, 2018, 04:23:21 PM »

SodaJerk · « **Reply #2366 on:** February 02, 2018, 10:14:20 PM »

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #2367 on:** February 03, 2018, 08:27:16 AM »

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QueeferMadness · « **Reply #2368 on:** February 03, 2018, 01:18:06 PM »

Why am i so much better than you peasants

tobey · « **Reply #2369 on:** February 03, 2018, 03:56:05 PM »

Quote from: ReeferMadness on February 03, 2018, 01:18:06 PM

Why am i so much better than you peasants

Because you snowboard

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