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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2580 on: May 14, 2018, 08:37:06 AM »
there's this creepy guy that lives next to me, he's the landlord of the neighboring house, but he lives in a literal windowless shed in the back that's surrounded by floodlights.

i bet he makes a great porno montage.

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« Reply #2581 on: May 14, 2018, 08:50:46 AM »
so schmidtty is epicly trife? does that mean he's also lowcard?
and he's a mod?
this is some skull and crossbones shit.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2582 on: May 14, 2018, 09:00:12 AM »
so schmidtty is epicly trife? does that mean he's also lowcard?
and he's a mod?
this is some skull and crossbones shit.
Schmitty is Epicly Trife.  He is a mod who does High Speed's bidding.  He is not Lowcard. Lowcard is Rob Collinson, https://www.instagram.com/magnethead/?hl=en

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2583 on: May 14, 2018, 10:22:08 AM »
They don't put you down to give you a vasectomy.

  Thanks,  I think you mean 'under' instead of 'down' tho but I get what ur saying.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2584 on: May 14, 2018, 08:31:45 PM »
there's this creepy guy that lives next to me, he's the landlord of the neighboring house, but he lives in a literal windowless shed in the back that's surrounded by floodlights.

i bet he makes a great porno montage.

lol at least my shed has windows, but yeah my neighbors probably think I'm creepy and into these montages too ha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2585 on: May 15, 2018, 06:29:28 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

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« Reply #2586 on: May 15, 2018, 06:47:48 AM »
yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.

another fucked up part is that donating to palestine is a crime in most contries due to their bro style with Hamas. donations get misconstrued as financing terrorism. I wonder how Israel is so down for nationalism and zionism after they were on the poop end of that stick not too shortly before they were 'encouraged to emigrate home.'

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« Reply #2587 on: May 15, 2018, 06:53:15 AM »
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yo, i'm about solutions. i get irritated when people complain about racism instead of buying a black guy lunch.
so i catch myself being mad at israel, what could i do to help a palestinean? we got syrians and lebanese where i live but idk any palestineans.
honestly i'd like to help the ones stuck over there but if i knew local people they might have links.
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another fucked up part is that donating to palestine is a crime in most contries due to their bro style with Hamas. donations get misconstrued as financing terrorism. I wonder how Israel is so down for nationalism and zionism after they were on the poop end of that stick not too shortly before they were 'encouraged to emigrate home.'
at the very least it seems like they're the molested kid who grows up to be molester. at the most, it makes you wonder what they did to precipitate it the first time.
but yeah, there's arabs that got serious time for donating to 'terror'. the holy land 5. [free the guys].
most white separatists base their ideal country on israel's model. usually what people complain about is what they're doing.
but yeah, i rather do something positive than be pissed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2588 on: May 15, 2018, 11:29:16 PM »
  My buddy used to do backside 180 slides into a concrete quarter pipe at the park that was 4 feet.  He'd start sliding on his back wheels on the deck and slide his wheels and trucks over the coping and stay on his back wheels sliding into the quarter.  I saw him a couple of years b4 that do a nollie cab on a steep vert wall. kamakazie skateboarder.   Another time I saw some little young girl who was at the park with a skateboard but didn't look like a skateboarder and she was barefoot and had her sisters with her.  Anyway she was managing feeble spine tranfers (6ft to 4ft), -I was pretty blown away by that, I don't think she knew what feeble stalls were, it was just what she learned after droping in by the look of it.  She worked her way up to it.  Anyway, inspiring skateboarding.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2589 on: May 18, 2018, 06:08:22 PM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, there’s a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, there’s a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? that’s something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2590 on: May 18, 2018, 08:15:53 PM »
as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, there’s a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, there’s a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? that’s something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
   I think opposites attract.  And gay people (like strait people) get societized and get learn some stereotypical versions of what 'opposites' are, so its prolly a mix of natural preference and societizement.  There's more similarities than differences here I think.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2591 on: May 19, 2018, 03:21:10 AM »
Who makes the porn montages you see on the popular sites?  Not the pro ones, but the ones with random clips spliced together with weird techno music.  Who has that much interest in free porn, the technical skills, and the time to pull that off?

now to be fair 1. that doesnt take much technical skill and 2. those usually end up being the best videos. thanks mr anonymous porn video man for sorting through the millions of videos out there to provide best creampie compilation #76.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2592 on: May 19, 2018, 10:40:35 AM »
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as a straight dude, this is something that confuses me about gay people. in some lesbian couples, there’s a butch one and a feminine one. and in some gay couples, there’s a more masculine dominant one a submissive sorta twink one. so the feminine lesbian and the dominant gay dude are attracted to traditional opposite gender traits to a degree, right? but not the actual opposite sex? that’s something that I thought about today and have on other occasions.
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   I think opposites attract. And gay people (like strait people) get societized and get learn some stereotypical versions of what 'opposites' are, so its prolly a mix of natural preference and societizement.  There's more similarities than differences here I think.

yea that's it

here's a cool doc from the 80s about lesbians that dwells on this, cecilia dougherty's "gay tape: butch and femme"
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2593 on: May 21, 2018, 06:19:31 PM »
Who the 5/6 people are who claim Philly on here that aren't Djtraceman.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2594 on: May 21, 2018, 07:51:58 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
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« Reply #2595 on: May 21, 2018, 08:00:14 PM »
  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
sickle and hammer wasn't nazi it's russian, although russian socialists killed way more than nazis did. so i guess there's a connection?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2596 on: May 21, 2018, 08:07:31 PM »
get them vasectomy gains!
I'm down as soon as the kid making is done

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2597 on: May 22, 2018, 08:40:12 AM »
What if Elon Musk smelled like musk.

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« Reply #2598 on: May 22, 2018, 12:18:19 PM »
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  Pondered connected natzi stuff.  I saw the Kiss logo talked about in a thread here and also Malcolm McLaren.  McLaren managed Johnny thunders (whos pretty racist) when he was with the Dolls.  Johnny wore swatiskas occationally at that time.  Maclaren tried the hammer and sikal motif with the Dolls for a sec.  Kiss toured with the Dolls b4 they went big so maybe they picked the natzi thing up off of thunders, they certainly got the make up idea from the Dolls. I also just realized that the steaham graphic was a spade which is bad.  Also I thought it was trippy how Steve Olson said in the Dollin interview that Johnny Thunders was Princes number one influence when he came out.
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sickle and hammer wasn't nazi it's russian, although russian socialists killed way more than nazis did. so i guess there's a connection?

 Well I included  the hammer sikel thing cause I think it was a watered down version of maclarens somewhat likely natzi fetish.  BUt who knows
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2599 on: May 22, 2018, 03:23:24 PM »
I never though I’d see the day they would sell 70 dollar chucks. As a kid I remember getting 20 dollar chucks because hey were the cheapest thing at the store. I know about inflation but damn.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2600 on: May 25, 2018, 06:29:33 AM »
Hip hop goes boom boom tss

Rap goes tss tss boom

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2601 on: May 25, 2018, 04:47:38 PM »
if jason jesse wears two condoms
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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« Reply #2602 on: May 27, 2018, 10:04:33 AM »
if jason jesse wears two condoms
The second one only rolls down enough to cover the top.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2603 on: May 27, 2018, 07:24:31 PM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2604 on: May 27, 2018, 07:40:02 PM »
Everything

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2605 on: May 28, 2018, 03:53:50 AM »
If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?
You will gain their respect and immediately become the workplace alpha. Hold back on wearing your Sex Panther cologne until week 2 unless you have a large stick with which to beat of willing sex partners.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2606 on: May 28, 2018, 08:15:35 AM »
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If first impressions are everything, what will happen if I start my new job on Tuesday with a mustache?
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You will gain their respect and immediately become the workplace alpha. Hold back on wearing your Sex Panther cologne until week 2 unless you have a large stick with which to beat of willing sex partners.

This is exactly the confidence boost I needed.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2607 on: May 29, 2018, 11:21:27 AM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular it’d be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2608 on: May 29, 2018, 11:53:29 AM »
is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular it’d be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose

Id say Noseslide, if youre starting switch then you have to think the same way if you were the other stance. However this never works if youre going fakie. Like if you did a switch 5-0 but then did it with a fakie ollie instead of a switch ollie it would then be a nosegrind even though your grinding the same way. Its all confusing.

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« Reply #2609 on: May 29, 2018, 12:09:20 PM »
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is it a switch flip noseslide or switch flip front tail .. i feel like if you brought it back to regular it’d be a tail but if you came out fakie it should be a sw nose
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Id say Noseslide, if youre starting switch then you have to think the same way if you were the other stance. However this never works if youre going fakie. Like if you did a switch 5-0 but then did it with a fakie ollie instead of a switch ollie it would then be a nosegrind even though your grinding the same way. Its all confusing.
Everything here checks out. Carry on.