Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today  (Read 720029 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

brycickle

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6387
  • Rep: 279
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2820 on: September 17, 2018, 12:53:14 PM »
Perfect.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



Shifty Flip

  • Trade Count: (+2)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2700
  • Rep: 436
  • and the whistle is screaming
    •  avatar image
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2821 on: September 17, 2018, 07:48:24 PM »
Expand Quote
what if im literally regular and everyones just humoring me
[close]


Childhood memories of this exact episode.  Pondered exactly this most of my life. 
Toilet Water Covid

childhood

  • Trade Count: (+5)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4251
  • Rep: 824
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2822 on: September 17, 2018, 08:26:25 PM »
That diver who Elon Musk accused of being a pedophile, is suing him, and being represented by the same lawyer as Richard Jewell (a security guard who was falsely accused of the 1996 Atlanta Olympics bombing) was during his libel trials.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/05/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-calls-british-cave-diver-child-rapist.html

A lot of those NYTimes Retro videos are interesting and worth watching too.

childhood

  • Trade Count: (+5)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4251
  • Rep: 824
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2823 on: September 18, 2018, 09:42:02 AM »
A skateboarding, art collecting billionaire will be the first Moon tourist.
Elon Musk has announced his first passenger for SpaceX’s lunar mission, Yusaku Maezawa.
http://www.dazeddigital.com/science-tech/article/41413/1/yusaku-maezawa-skateboarding-art-collector-billionaire-first-moon-tourist-spacex

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 575
  • Rep: -156
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2824 on: September 18, 2018, 10:10:31 AM »
one time me and my junkie gf were watching the news about a catholic church payout to molestation victims and i goes 'why couldn't i have gotten molested by a priest?' and she goes 'me too'.
now i've got a new dream.
i wish a billionaire would false accuse me of pederasty so i can sue.

SodaJerk

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8523
  • Rep: 1086
  • Butterscotch yo!
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2825 on: September 19, 2018, 03:08:02 AM »
one time me and my junkie gf were watching the news about a catholic church payout to molestation victims and i goes 'why couldn't i have gotten molested by a priest?' and she goes 'me too'.
now i've got a new dream.
i wish a billionaire would false accuse me of pederasty so i can sue.
Wow, you just get stupider

lampshade

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2814
  • Rep: 132
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2826 on: September 19, 2018, 05:22:49 AM »
Expand Quote
SPOILER ALERT...

Some skaters make stupid money. Just saw the episode of King of the Road where they announced the winners. Honestly, yeah, Element had the most points, but did they need the money? Absolutely not. Real, those guys are fine. I was really rooting for Foundation. I think everyone's heard how they're hurting. I'm sure getting some money would have been cool. At least so Merlino doesn't have to do Uber for a while. I even thought that it would be cool for someone to start a gofundme or kickstarter to raise $5,000 for those guys. They deserve it.
[close]

Those guys must make something for just being on KOTR.  They're providing 10-12 episodes of content for Vice. 

That might be a nice bonus, but theres no amount of money you could realistically raise that would help those guys in the long run. What they need is a brand that people want to buy. Just having a good team doesnt mean people are going to buy your products.

Foundation hasn't been popular in 15 years. I say dump it and start something new that might have a shot at competing with the brands actually selling products. Same could be said about a lot of early 00s brands still trying to hang on.

shit_for_brains

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2827 on: September 19, 2018, 08:40:31 AM »
one time me and my junkie gf were watching the news about a catholic church payout to molestation victims and i goes 'why couldn't i have gotten molested by a priest?' and she goes 'me too'.
now i've got a new dream.
i wish a billionaire would false accuse me of pederasty so i can sue.

They would evaluate the impact that the accusation had on your life, see that it affected your earning potential a fat fucking zero percent, and order you to pay the billionaire's legal fees. Then he'd run you over in his electric car in front of the courthouse and not even get a ticket.

Pigeon

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2828 on: September 19, 2018, 04:33:10 PM »
What kind of drugs does Nicolas Cage do?

brycickle

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6387
  • Rep: 279
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2829 on: September 19, 2018, 09:18:14 PM »
What kind of drugs does Nicolas Cage do?
On a similar note, is there a way to make pluralized words even more plural?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



Pigeon

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2830 on: September 19, 2018, 09:48:38 PM »
Expand Quote
What kind of drugs does Nicolas Cage do?
[close]
On a similar note, is there a way to make pluralized words even more plural?
Add, “a shitload of,” before the plural noun.

I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 575
  • Rep: -156
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2831 on: September 21, 2018, 08:10:41 AM »
is steve olson the world's most interesting man?

Pigeon

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2832 on: September 25, 2018, 10:06:16 PM »
I’m about to piss on a pay phone in a BART station. Fuck it.

DadBod

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 25
  • Rep: -3
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2833 on: September 26, 2018, 08:52:02 PM »
Whats the difference in saying "black lives matter" and "all lives matter"? why do people get offended when others say that all lives matter?

JB

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8316
  • Rep: 860
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2834 on: September 27, 2018, 05:06:22 AM »
Whats the difference in saying "black lives matter" and "all lives matter"? why do people get offended when others say that all lives matter?

the people who insist on saying "all lives matter" are the same people who get upset when people say "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas" in december.

SodaJerk

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8523
  • Rep: 1086
  • Butterscotch yo!
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2835 on: September 27, 2018, 05:31:13 AM »
Whats the difference in saying "black lives matter" and "all lives matter"? why do people get offended when others say that all lives matter?
If you're over 10 and have to ask this you'll probably never understand.

straight

  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4081
  • Rep: 1069
  • Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
    Silver Topic Start Silver Topic Start : Start a topic with over 5,000 replies.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2836 on: September 27, 2018, 05:32:53 AM »
where that ttching! guy went
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

bawtawdwon

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 42
  • Rep: -68
  • cant ban the snowman
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2837 on: September 27, 2018, 01:33:35 PM »
Ive broken through past the point of not giving a single fuck about anything in the skate industry or any kind of branding. What happens now?

woodinbrine

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 255
  • Rep: 14
  • ᛐᛅᚢᛐᛁᚾ ᛙᛁᚴ ᚠᚱᛁᛅ
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2838 on: September 27, 2018, 01:41:01 PM »
Ive broken through past the point of not giving a single fuck about anything in the skate industry or any kind of branding. What happens now?

Go skate and be happy

Mystical Leader

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1335
  • Rep: -133
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2839 on: October 02, 2018, 01:11:21 AM »
Why is it so much easier to tell what you don't like than what you do like?

Or is it just me? And does this affect the way you see the worlds and how you see it?


feedmeseymour

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2840 on: October 02, 2018, 05:30:05 AM »
Why is it so much easier to tell what you don't like than what you do like?

Or is it just me? And does this affect the way you see the worlds and how you see it?

when someone asks me what music i like i say what i dont like instead, always easier.

JB

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8316
  • Rep: 860
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2841 on: October 02, 2018, 08:24:02 AM »
Expand Quote
Why is it so much easier to tell what you don't like than what you do like?

Or is it just me? And does this affect the way you see the worlds and how you see it?
[close]

when someone asks me what music i like i say what i dont like instead, always easier.

thats what i do too. i wont shut up if i start talking about what i do like.

feedmeseymour

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2842 on: October 04, 2018, 02:10:20 PM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?

FROTHY

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2843 on: October 04, 2018, 03:20:51 PM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?

From my experience, cats don't have a good sense of smell.

NegativeCreep

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2844 on: October 05, 2018, 01:50:35 AM »
what is life

woodinbrine

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 255
  • Rep: 14
  • ᛐᛅᚢᛐᛁᚾ ᛙᛁᚴ ᚠᚱᛁᛅ
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2845 on: October 05, 2018, 02:42:47 AM »

Coastal Fever

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3956
  • Rep: 702
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2846 on: October 05, 2018, 05:45:49 AM »
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?
Because of their instinct to protect their family in vulnerable situations.

shit_for_brains

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2847 on: October 05, 2018, 06:43:29 AM »
Expand Quote
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?
[close]

From my experience, cats don't have a good sense of smell.

I think dogs get the nose/ears and cats get the eyes.

brycickle

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6387
  • Rep: 279
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2848 on: October 05, 2018, 07:03:45 AM »
And purring.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



feedmeseymour

  • Guest
Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2849 on: October 05, 2018, 07:53:53 AM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
If cats have a good sense of smell, why do they always come in and want to hang with you when you’re taking a shit?
[close]

From my experience, cats don't have a good sense of smell.
[close]

I think dogs get the nose/ears and cats get the eyes.

cats deff have a sensitive nose, maybe not as much as a dog, i thought this was interesting when i googled cat noses..

"Cats have “nose prints,” and no two cats’ nose prints are the same"