Drake beat up Chris Brown

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"Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. "Hahaha", said Everyone.

Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since.
Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to Drake's table at New York's WIP nightclub, but the bottle was promptly returned with a message that read "I?m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it."
An altercation ensued, during which Drake allegedly punched Chris in the face before "someone" cracked his chin open with a bottle."

Fuck both of those dudes, but that shit is hilarious. How sissy do you have to be to get whomped by this guy?

[Fongstarr.]

Haha. Didn't think this story would pop up on Slap. Been reading this shit all morning and it is funny. Chris Brown can't stop fighting with woman. All this over Rhianna? She must fuck like a champ.

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This type of pop star gossip is not my thing, but I saw a story about it on another website and figured it was way too funny to not share.

[Upgrayedd]

Here's hoping they kill each other.

[friendly dave]

"Hahaha", said Everyone.

[brent]

Here's hoping they kill each other.

凸(｀0?)凸

[trannies and mannies]

whore

[nylin]

[Joe Pesci]

yes!!!

[SFblah]

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"Hahaha", said Everyone.

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They were also at LOGGERHEADS.  I wish that was actually a gay lumberjack bar.

Haha! Worst bar name ever

[pinche gringo]

Too bad it wasn't Drake Jones.

[DaSk8D00D]

crazy how these R&B niggas be gettin more grimey than these so called "gangsta rappers". on tha real tho i notice drake been feelin himself too much lately. all that time with officier ricky got him feelin like a thug right now.

"just bought my nigga some 'caine, so much it came with a plane. bought my nigga some dope so much it came with a boat"

come on dog, get off that bullshit. i been a longtime fan my nigga i see right thru tha industry make-up powered all over your image. get off that pseudo-canadian gangster (with a soft side) shit, i know how you REALLY be gettin down Aubrey











dog....

[professional]

[PFIASB.]

[holden caulfield]

"yolo: carpe diem for stupid people" - Jack Black

[Monty Burns]

Some horrible tattoos up in this bitch ...

[cringe.]

damn i want a yolo tattoo but im scared about the risks of sketchy tattoo needles...hmmm, oh well, just gna go for it, #YOLO!   : D

[thugnificent]

you have to be outside your mind if you actually believe drake beat someone up, or even threw a punch

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I love the irony of somebody getting a dumb tattoo that will last their entire life that simultaneously reminds them that this permanent ink will be there as long as they exist

[DaSk8D00D]

aftermath of supposed altercation.



there are all kinds of different reports on the situation but the fight was pretty much just between their security teams & entorage, with chris breezy and his date getting caught in the crossfire. all this has taught me is that rihanna is a bigger player than half of these niggas out here rappin. i guess she really do got that, CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

[Perro Mojado]

i prefer yo-yos

[L33Tg33k]

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"yolo: carpe diem for stupid people" - Jack Black

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Where and when did he say this?

He said it on twatter a couple weeks ago. Some loser posted it on reddit and everybody voted it to the front page even though a million threads saying "yolo = carpe diem" (because it does) had already been made. I wish I didn't know who Drake, Chris Brown, or Rhianna was.

[skateboardnorth]

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"Hahaha", said Erryone.

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[bentmode]

Imagine getting beat up by some dude named Aubrey.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i prefer yo-yos

I like rolos

[DaSk8D00D]

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i prefer yo-yos

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I like rolos

[Powdered Toast Man!]

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i prefer yo-yos

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I like rolos

cholos, ese

[happenstance]

These dudes are as soft as a bro with multi-polos.

[Donkey Lips]

Cat fights are cool.

[heckler]

POGOS