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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3690 on: June 20, 2021, 07:58:25 PM »

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« Reply #3691 on: June 20, 2021, 08:01:55 PM »
i’d take cardiac kemba and just start tisse for defense

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3692 on: June 20, 2021, 08:42:29 PM »
 "hello sir I'm selling Ben Simmons' for huge markdowns! Wait why are you running, come back!"


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3693 on: June 20, 2021, 08:46:27 PM »
I'm just real happy with this here Hawks team. It feels homegrown and pure, and they ain't afraid.

i’d take cardiac kemba and just start tisse for defense

I think the Sixers would've won playing Maxey instead of Simmons. Y'all will still be contending without Simmons, even if the return for trading him is not great 


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« Reply #3694 on: June 20, 2021, 09:02:19 PM »
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i’m over simmons shit

sixers 4 game 7
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Y’all better start giving maxey 25+ minutes a game after this series. That kid is your future.

I don’t quote my shit normally but please get rid of Simmons and give maxey his spot. My god.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3695 on: June 20, 2021, 10:22:09 PM »
It is seriously insane how not about scoring Ben Simmons is


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3696 on: June 20, 2021, 10:36:02 PM »
It is seriously insane how not about scoring Ben Simmons is

Dude was scared to dunk on Trae Young.

The Hawks have nothing to lose and might shoot their way to the Finals.

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« Reply #3697 on: June 20, 2021, 11:04:32 PM »
Milwaukee Bucks will win it all. Fuck Drake

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« Reply #3698 on: June 21, 2021, 05:25:17 AM »
i hope the hawks at least drag theyselfs to the finals.

edit: esp cause you have lou will so i as a sixers fan have a reason to pull for you. plus closure if you win it all like the raptors did. and i appreciate all the shit talk. sorry, still processing bens lack of shooting ability w/ 4 years left on his fucking contract
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3699 on: June 21, 2021, 06:17:24 AM »
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It is seriously insane how not about scoring Ben Simmons is
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Dude was scared to dunk on Trae Young.

The Hawks have nothing to lose and might shoot their way to the Finals.

I know this wasn't supposed to be outwardly funny but thank you for the Monday morning chuckle.

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« Reply #3700 on: June 21, 2021, 06:43:14 AM »
Milwaukee Bucks will win it all. Fuck Drake
I LOVE that it is all smaller market teams left.  Suck it Lakers/Nets superteams.
People are STILL sleeping on the Hawks?!?  Wow.
NBA teams allowing the least points this year-Knicks #1, Philly #6, Milwaukee #22.
CAAAWWWW CAAAWWWWWW

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« Reply #3701 on: June 21, 2021, 07:53:33 AM »
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It is seriously insane how not about scoring Ben Simmons is
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Dude was scared to dunk on Trae Young.

The Hawks have nothing to lose and might shoot their way to the Finals.
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The Bucks give up more 3 point attempts per game than any team in the league.  People are nuts if they think that isn't going to be a problem vs the Hawks.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3702 on: June 21, 2021, 09:53:42 AM »
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Milwaukee Bucks will win it all. Fuck Drake
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I LOVE that it is all smaller market teams left.  Suck it Lakers/Nets superteams.
People are STILL sleeping on the Hawks?!?  Wow.
NBA teams allowing the least points this year-Knicks #1, Philly #6, Milwaukee #22.
CAAAWWWW CAAAWWWWWW

It's taken so much self control to not dunk on the Lakers for being out in the first while the Clippers are in the wcf


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3703 on: June 21, 2021, 09:59:34 AM »
Took only 3 shots in the fourth quarter… in 7 games. Crazy. But that passed up dunk? I just don’t understand. The yips maybe? Dude has gotta work his ass off this summer…
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3704 on: June 21, 2021, 10:04:47 AM »
Took only 3 shots in the fourth quarter… in 7 games. Crazy. But that passed up dunk? I just don’t understand. The yips maybe? Dude has gotta work his ass off this summer…

I hear they work hard in turkey, i wonder if Fenerbahçe has any prospects they could part with because I'm having a hard time picturing who wants to trade for this busted ass version of ben Simmons 


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« Reply #3705 on: June 21, 2021, 10:13:11 AM »
sixers traditionally go to beksitas

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3706 on: June 21, 2021, 10:13:31 AM »
Maybe a change of scenery would be good for the kid. If any GM can get a decent return, it’s Morey. So i guess that’s one redeeming aspect…
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3707 on: June 21, 2021, 11:00:29 AM »
Maybe a change of scenery would be good for the kid. If any GM can get a decent return, it’s Morey. So i guess that’s one redeeming aspect…

God if this team wasn't built around embiid, a gobert for Simmons swap would be hilarious. Each franchise swaps their problem children


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3708 on: June 21, 2021, 11:18:17 AM »
Had to make some shameful Venmo payments this morning after pointing to the fences for the Sixers on Friday/Saturday.

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« Reply #3709 on: June 21, 2021, 02:48:59 PM »
Had to make some shameful Venmo payments this morning after pointing to the fences for the Sixers on Friday/Saturday.

 
LOLZ
Sixers epic meltdown. Jeez Simmons confidence level worse than Fultz during his meltdown awhile ago + when Lonzo went through a phase years ago. Simmons takes the cake, would have been better off pulling a Fultz then let someone hungry play for him during the whole playoffs. Dale right about Doc. Happy to see them lose. Only feel bad for Allen Iverson , know he's been going to games.   
 
Best Playoffs Ever 

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3710 on: June 22, 2021, 08:57:41 PM »
Goddamn it Paul George


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3711 on: June 22, 2021, 09:13:42 PM »
"hello sir I'm selling Ben Simmons' for huge markdowns! Wait why are you running, come back!"

Come take him, we’ll pay you
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3712 on: June 23, 2021, 06:19:12 AM »
my god that pass from Crowder to Ayton last night to win the game was one of the best things I've seen in a long time.

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« Reply #3713 on: June 23, 2021, 06:33:15 AM »
book really loves to pretend to want to fight people

i’m still rooting for them tho. a suns hawks finals would be insanely sick.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3714 on: June 23, 2021, 09:09:36 AM »
That Always cracks me up… especially when Jokic gave booker the 1000 yard stare when he tried to get in Jokic’s face.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3715 on: June 23, 2021, 03:32:36 PM »
Goddamn it Paul George

ha shannon sharpe calling him 'polyester p' as he shrinks in the heat is too damn funny

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3716 on: June 23, 2021, 08:11:44 PM »
ATL HOE
Milwaukee on notice, official

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3717 on: June 23, 2021, 08:25:27 PM »
ATL HOE
Milwaukee on notice, official

Absolutely signature Trae Young game, i'm FUCKING GEEKED AHHHH

Play of the playoffs:



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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3718 on: June 23, 2021, 08:51:32 PM »
Most amazing playoffs in recent memory, with all the usual suspects out every recent game has been a barnburner!

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #3719 on: June 24, 2021, 10:44:44 PM »
So it begins again


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