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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4050 on: March 01, 2022, 02:47:57 PM »
Also looking forward to the Clippers completing their season sweep of the Lakers on Thursday. Knowing how these clipper/laker games usually go, we'll either completely shit stomp them or we'll be up, they'll come back in the fourth only to fuck up in the final seconds or get beaten by some late game Reggie or mook shenanigans



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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4051 on: March 03, 2022, 02:56:37 PM »
A work vendor hooked it up and I'll be seeing the Bulls v. Knicks in a suite at MSG end of this month.

Childhood dream come true. If only it was 1998.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4052 on: March 03, 2022, 03:19:07 PM »
I was fortunate to see Bulls vs Rockets in early 96? At the summit. We sat so high up, but didn’t matter. Jordan got a bigger pop than Hakeem did ha. There’s a finals matchup we never got. Great times.
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« Reply #4053 on: March 04, 2022, 05:53:39 AM »
oh my god those poor lakers

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4054 on: March 04, 2022, 06:23:12 AM »
Gotta ponder if bron had kept that young core, maybe they’re better? But hey gotta ring i guess.


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« Reply #4055 on: March 05, 2022, 06:09:32 PM »
Also looking forward to the Clippers completing their season sweep of the Lakers on Thursday. Knowing how these clipper/laker games usually go, we'll either completely shit stomp them or we'll be up, they'll come back in the fourth only to fuck up in the final seconds or get beaten by some late game Reggie or mook shenanigans



Damn my powers of prediction were spot on, down to reggie cooking russ and skipping around.

Also @whitemanjazz  you know i ain't crying tears for this mess of a team. We just exposed what everyone already knew, that they're frauds


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4056 on: March 09, 2022, 11:08:43 PM »
Lol the zards are so spooked by the Clippers. Two blown 10+ point leads blown in the fourth against us


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4057 on: March 10, 2022, 08:10:55 PM »
Well that fuckin sucked
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« Reply #4058 on: March 10, 2022, 08:19:30 PM »
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« Reply #4059 on: March 10, 2022, 08:55:37 PM »


No take backs, he's yours now


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4060 on: March 11, 2022, 05:34:36 AM »


No take backs, he's yours now


 Hahaha

Seen it for 10 years. Really high highs, but some very low lows.

I mean at least he’s better than the corpse of Ben summons.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4061 on: March 11, 2022, 06:20:18 AM »
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No take backs, he's yours now
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 Hahaha

Seen it for 10 years. Really high highs, but some very low lows.

I mean at least he’s better than the corpse of Ben summons.

I've had to suffer through TWO 3-1 COLLAPSES. TWO
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« Reply #4062 on: March 11, 2022, 09:45:24 AM »
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No take backs, he's yours now
[close]


 Hahaha

Seen it for 10 years. Really high highs, but some very low lows.

I mean at least he’s better than the corpse of Ben summons.
[close]

I've had to suffer through TWO 3-1 COLLAPSES. TWO
praise be to ty lue, glen rivers will only hurt you

I really hope he’s gone after this year. Idk what he does besides not play our young capable backup centers over deandre Jordan’s useless corpse
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« Reply #4063 on: March 11, 2022, 10:51:43 AM »
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No take backs, he's yours now
[close]


 Hahaha

Seen it for 10 years. Really high highs, but some very low lows.

I mean at least he’s better than the corpse of Ben summons.
[close]

I've had to suffer through TWO 3-1 COLLAPSES. TWO
praise be to ty lue, glen rivers will only hurt you
[close]

I really hope he’s gone after this year. Idk what he does besides not play our young capable backup centers over deandre Jordan’s useless corpse

Bro welcome to my life from 2013-20 before his ass got canned. So many horrible roster decisions and he's always horrible at adjusting on the fly. He will run a game plan over and over even if it's totally failing (see: nuggets series) and is terrible at developing young talent. I'm so glad we have the antithesis of doc in ty lue now


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4064 on: March 11, 2022, 11:56:09 AM »
what the actual fuck was that

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4065 on: March 11, 2022, 08:46:00 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4066 on: March 14, 2022, 07:25:31 AM »
This Lakers team is on some curb your enthusiasm shit


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« Reply #4067 on: March 14, 2022, 01:51:21 PM »
This Lakers team is on some curb your enthusiasm shit

Last night was sad.
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« Reply #4068 on: March 15, 2022, 07:38:00 AM »

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« Reply #4069 on: March 16, 2022, 06:34:42 AM »
that kyrie 60 piece was masterful

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4070 on: March 17, 2022, 06:14:48 AM »
My team has only won 15 games, but man it’s hard not to laugh at bev’s antics..

 
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« Reply #4071 on: March 17, 2022, 07:39:11 AM »
My team has only won 15 games, but man it’s hard not to laugh at bev’s antics..

 

I fucking love that man. I will always love him. He deserves a jersey retirement for the Clippers


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« Reply #4072 on: March 17, 2022, 09:15:08 AM »
+1 pat bev appreciation


easily in my top 5 favorite players of all time

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« Reply #4073 on: March 17, 2022, 09:39:15 AM »
I’ll always have a soft spot for him… i remember going to a few games 2013-16 ish, he ALWAYS made time for the fans/kids. I enjoy seeing that.

Makes NBA more fun to watch. Attitude era WWF. His beef with Westbrook is forever entertaining.
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« Reply #4074 on: March 17, 2022, 12:25:02 PM »
man this season has been SO fucking good

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« Reply #4075 on: March 17, 2022, 01:08:43 PM »
man this season has been SO fucking good

So much drama

And any year the Lakers have a lot of hype and then CRATER is going to be entertaining


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4076 on: March 18, 2022, 12:47:35 PM »
Can someone fill the most casual fan in with what happened with Westbrook? I’ve become aware of how much heat this guy is taking.

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« Reply #4077 on: March 18, 2022, 01:33:25 PM »
Can someone fill the most casual fan in with what happened with Westbrook? I’ve become aware of how much heat this guy is taking.

I'll try and be brief

Russ originally signed a super max with the thunder on the heels of his mvp triple double seasons. However, in the wake of them trading PG for SGA and all of our (the Clippers) picks for the foreseeable future, the thunder realized that Melo was kind of washed and not old Melo. After a year of russ pushing the Boulder up the hill and not being able to break out of the first round, they traded him to the rockets for Chris Paul in daryl moreys high stakes game to ruin basketball with James harden.

Russ was still playing at a high level but they could not break through the ceiling to reach the finals, so russ was traded to the wizards in another bid to build around harden. Russ had a surprising bounce back season with the wizards and LeBron got his gm cap on and demanded that the Lakers mortgage their future and role players for russ's monstrous 45 mil a year contract.

Now people had long been speculating that based on russ' physical style of play and his failure to improve his shooting efficiency, that this contract was going to become one of the worst in basketball. As a result, teams had been playing hot potato with him to see who would be left holding the bag when his play began to decline.

That team happened to be this current Lakers team who jettisoned the shooters who spaced the floor to make LeBron and Anthony Davis's lives easier and helped them win a championship as well as not prioritizing players like Caruso or overvaluing the wrong players (refusing to include talen Horton Tucker in trade talks with SAC for Buddy Hield). It all combined to create this mess of a team. With Davis sidelined with yet another injury, it fell to russ, LeBron and Melo to try and carry the team in his absence. Unfortunately, all three of them have begun to show the effects of father time in their declining games as well as all three of them not giving a fuck about defense outside of flashy chase down blocks or risky steal attempts that lead to blown assignments more than deflections.

Now that LeBron is pissed and it's clear that this team is garbagé, the media has pointed the biggest finger at russ for his inefficient shooting, turnovers and horrendous defense.

to make matters worse, Russ; a player INFAMOUS for talking mad shit on the court and for rocking the baby after yamming it on other players, has taken extreme umbrage with his new moniker "westbrick" for his consistently off target jump shot and has been battling with fans and other players who are more than happy to pile on him after years of him doing the same.

Furthermore, Russell played at ucla and is himself from Los Angeles, making what he surely hoped was a triumphant homecoming in a bid to win the Lakers another championship, instead another layer of salt in the festering wound that is this current Lakers season

I know i completely failed in my directive to make it brief, but i thought it best to give the necessary context for why this season is SO disastrous


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4078 on: March 18, 2022, 03:47:51 PM »
Naw that was perfect, I appreciate the write up. Makes a lot of sense, and fills abunch of gaps in my knowledge. The NBA is sure consistent with drama, keeps things entertaining.

It always seemed crazy to me how often superstars bounce from teams, compared to other leagues. But I guess when a few of the right players get together they can carry a team to the championship.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #4079 on: March 18, 2022, 04:51:37 PM »
All the drama makes basketball so much more entertaining. Especially come playoffs time IE if Philly and Brooklyn meet.


And Russ doing that rock the baby thing whilst being down by 30 points is a Peak Westbrook bit lol
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