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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6360 on: June 06, 2026, 05:35:46 AM »
If I’m still stressing about Wemby’s turnover and missed jumper/flop at the end, I know he was up with nightmares last night. No team has ever come back after 0-2 at home, but I wouldn’t count them out just yet.

As much as I want a long series, it’d be incredible for Knicks to sweep 3 teams in a row. Just hope there’s no major injuries like Hali in game 7 last year.
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« Reply #6361 on: June 06, 2026, 05:37:09 AM »
Good for Mike Brown, good for the Knicks. Kat's post game interview on court was right in the feels, sweat pouring out talkin bout his mom and giving credit to teammates.

As someone with no dogs in the race, the playoffs ended with OKC losing. Pack it up boys, go home, we all won. Hate watch successful. Not kidding that made my weekend. Like the end of tyranny, was a very freeing feeling.

Whoever wins this year definitely deserves it and that itself is a win. And that country music will probably have something to do with it.

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« Reply #6362 on: June 06, 2026, 06:22:11 AM »
What a game. Watching the spurs on d and the knicks on offense is such a treat.

Kinda nice having no dog in the fight of such a great starting series.

Really hope this goes to 7

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« Reply #6363 on: June 06, 2026, 06:47:28 AM »
Knicks won playing the “beautiful game” better than the spurs, with the ball popping around. (So, er, analytically speaking, the series is tied? ;) )

Felt like NY had all the moments in this one.

Fox going over to beef with Brunson and Brunson just glaring him down.

Hack-a-Mitch, but Mitch drains both free throws.

Spurs stop late followed by absolutely heartbreaking offensive rebound and kickout to Bridges for wide open trey felt like the back breaker, even though it came before the final spurs flurry.

If I’m still stressing about Wemby’s turnover and missed jumper/flop at the end, I know he was up with nightmares last night. No team has ever come back after 0-2 at home, but I wouldn’t count them out just yet.

This is the worst thing about flopping: it sets a bad example for the young guys.  Victor, Stephon, that’s not Spurs Basketball.

Win or lose, Vic’s got to get a membership at Giannis’s gym in the offseason. KAT is spreading him on toast.

Boot and rally, me lads! Time to put on the black jerseys and go into Villain Mode in the Garden.

Popovich out  >:(


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6364 on: June 06, 2026, 06:33:27 PM »
I still can't believe what I'm seeing.

What a game last night

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6365 on: June 07, 2026, 03:37:17 AM »
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If I’m still stressing about Wemby’s turnover and missed jumper/flop at the end, I know he was up with nightmares last night. No team has ever come back after 0-2 at home, but I wouldn’t count them out just yet.
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This is the worst thing about flopping: it sets a bad example for the young guys.  Victor, Stephon, that’s not Spurs Basketball.


Castle also tweaked something when he did that one Hardenesque leg kick to get contact with a defender two feet away. I hope he sees this as a sign to stop that shit. Dude is so much better than that.

Win or lose, Vic’s got to get a membership at Giannis’s gym in the offseason. KAT is spreading him on toast.

Totally. My main takeaway thus far is that we're winning because Wemby wants to play like a guard, or at least can be goated into it easily. All those jumpers are not the way to go if you're 7'4". It's got to be the icing on the cake, not the bread and butter. I'm sure he'll figure out out, but for now I'm just glad we caught him at 22, not 26.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6366 on: June 07, 2026, 03:45:02 AM »
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If I’m still stressing about Wemby’s turnover and missed jumper/flop at the end, I know he was up with nightmares last night. No team has ever come back after 0-2 at home, but I wouldn’t count them out just yet.
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This is the worst thing about flopping: it sets a bad example for the young guys.  Victor, Stephon, that’s not Spurs Basketball.
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Castle also tweaked something when he did that one Hardenesque leg kick to get contact with a defender two feet away. I hope he sees this as a sign to stop that shit. Dude is so much better than that.

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Win or lose, Vic’s got to get a membership at Giannis’s gym in the offseason. KAT is spreading him on toast.
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Totally. My main takeaway thus far is that we're winning because Wemby wants to play like a guard, or at least can be goated into it easily. All those jumpers are not the way to go if you're 7'4". It's got to be the icing on the cake, not the bread and butter. I'm sure he'll figure out out, but for now I'm just glad we caught him at 22, not 26.


I think it’s just an energy thing.   This maybe the first time that’s gone from missing the playoffs to being in the finals and it was a grinding post season to boot.  Not to mention Chet he wanted to destroy and Kat he doesn’t have any deeper emotions towards

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6367 on: June 07, 2026, 04:09:11 AM »
^I dunno man, don't you think a potential game winner in the finals would be enough motivation to get into the paint if you really wanted to, even if you were gassed? He settled for two long jumpers in the last 30 seconds, the latter one coming out of a timeout. Post-game everyone said that was the shot they all wanted.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6368 on: June 07, 2026, 06:20:23 AM »
^I dunno man, don't you think a potential game winner in the finals would be enough motivation to get into the paint if you really wanted to, even if you were gassed? He settled for two long jumpers in the last 30 seconds, the latter one coming out of a timeout. Post-game everyone said that was the shot they all wanted.


Academically yes, but those are just the mental fuck ups young players make

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6369 on: June 07, 2026, 02:39:53 PM »
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^I dunno man, don't you think a potential game winner in the finals would be enough motivation to get into the paint if you really wanted to, even if you were gassed? He settled for two long jumpers in the last 30 seconds, the latter one coming out of a timeout. Post-game everyone said that was the shot they all wanted.
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Academically yes, but those are just the mental fuck ups young players make

The thing that I love, but that also drives me right up the wall, is that he has confidence in those damn pull-up threes.

I bet all his life he’s had dudes try to muscle him, and he’s been like, “ok mon ami, watch me dance on you and drain this trois.”

I can even almost see it if I squint a little. The Durant Package. Except, as KD himself pointed out, nobody else is Kevin Durant. They only made one of those.

I mean, by all means work on that shot. Work on that handle. But also, big dog—just for me—could you get a little jump hook? Maybe an 8-foot turnaround over each shoulder? Tim is right there. If you just had a dollop, a smidgen of Timmy in your game, it would make everything else so much easier.


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6370 on: June 07, 2026, 04:19:26 PM »
^sprinkle in some Kevin McHale

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« Reply #6371 on: June 07, 2026, 06:30:05 PM »
^sprinkle in some Kevin McHale

Exaaaactly. Post footwork!

Also just heard Jason Timpf talking about how they need to run some plays to get him in better position. Because if Mitch Robinson is standing on his “spot,” Victor’s not pushing him off of it.


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« Reply #6372 on: June 07, 2026, 07:52:53 PM »

shhhhhh. I'm trying to manifest something.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6373 on: June 08, 2026, 10:34:27 AM »
It is mad hectic around here

I'm about to walk up to the garden and buy a frank and see what it looks like

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« Reply #6374 on: June 08, 2026, 02:29:04 PM »
It is mad hectic around here

I'm about to walk up to the garden and buy a frank and see what it looks like

my guess is that you cant get that close, huh?
orange goblin is there waiting to eat baby goats. you dont have any baby goats do you? be careful.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6375 on: June 08, 2026, 11:20:18 PM »

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« Reply #6376 on: June 09, 2026, 12:13:55 AM »
24 free throws for the road team in the second half of a finals game. 8 for the home team. Game decided by 4 points. I'm more proud of the Knicks after this loss than I was after the first two wins.

Edit: To be clear, the Spurs won this game with a great performance. Simply terrific outings from Wemby and Castle on the biggest stage, you just have to tip your cap. The Knicks did their fair share to lose the game, too. Brunson was too sloppy with the ball and tried too hard to get his own shot going instead of letting the offense flow freely. Early (correctly called) fouls on Mikal put our rotations out of whack. Our bench sucked ass (fittingly, only the San Antonian Jordan Clarkson had a good game).

Still, it wasn't all bad. In fact, there was enough good for them to hang around until the very last minute. OG's performance will be forgotten because it was in a loss but his shotmaking was unbelievable. Josh bounced back from going 1/9 in the first two games by doubling up his shot attempts and hextupling his makes. The whole team kept on fighting despite very clearly not having their best night. They could've packed it up early in the fourth when it became very clear which way the whistles were blowing. But they kept fighting ferociously till the very last possession. That's why I'm proud. And it's also why stuff like this getting let go while they call a normal game on the other end frustrates me to no end.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6377 on: June 09, 2026, 02:33:30 AM »
Disappointing loss but if you told me before the finals started that after three games the Knicks would be up 2-1 I would have been like “cool”.
I thought they’d get a split in SA and being up 2-0 was a bonus, but having a chance to go up 3-0 and not pulling it out was huge.

Now it’s a series but I really hope the refs even it out and are more consistent, I mean did you see Wemby grab Brunson by his neck and throw him to the ground and not get called for that?

To be clear the Knicks didn’t lose because of the refs, Spurs played a great game and were clutch when they needed it.
Knicks were ass in the 4th, went 2-14 from three and also Bridges only scored 2 points after having 20 in the last game.

Also the bench (McBride, Shamet and Alvarado were a combined 3-15 from the field.
Also the a Knicks were sloppy with the basketball while the Spurs cut down on turnovers.

I really hope they get it together on Wednesday night because I do not want it to end up being a best 2 out of 3 because at that point anything can happen.

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« Reply #6378 on: June 09, 2026, 04:55:25 AM »
A lot to unpack here. I realize officiating during the finals is different than the regular season, but there were a lot of weird calls during this game. Wemby and Castle both clobbered Brunson and got common fouls, but Brunson got a flagrant when Champagnie landed on his foot? So many other weird calls that it makes you think Silver REALLY doesn’t want a NYK sweep.

Overall, both teams are really playing their hearts out and these games are great to watch. Like Silver, I’m also praying for a game 7 and hoping the Knicks can pull it off. Spurs are so young, if Wemby stays healthy they’ll get it next year.

Love both teams, but glad Knicks lost when he was there. Also, was anyone else distracted by DJ Khaled in the canary yellow shirt looking at his phone the whole game?

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« Reply #6379 on: June 09, 2026, 05:11:05 AM »
Love both teams, but glad Knicks lost when he was there.

I'm not superstitious in the slighest, but the instant I heard Dolan had invited the fucktard a sense of utter hopelessness took hold of me. It's impossible to have nice things with him around. 

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #6380 on: June 09, 2026, 05:21:16 AM »
Teams that played OKC in a rough defensive series with refs making disproportionate calls:
First time? 8)

Props to NY for keeping composure.

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« Reply #6381 on: June 09, 2026, 05:26:20 AM »
Teams that played OKC in a rough defensive series with refs making disproportionate calls:
First time? 8)

Props to NY for keeping composure.

This. This and the fight they showed despite bad shooting is what makes me think they have what it takes this year.

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« Reply #6382 on: June 09, 2026, 05:55:39 AM »
No love for either team I was just rooting for it to happen while he was there.  When he was shown sleeping i was like come on come on come on.....

Hawks remain the only team to beat the Knicks twice in the playoffs! 


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« Reply #6383 on: June 09, 2026, 06:07:45 AM »
if the Knicks win out we gotta have on scene reporting from slappers at the garden... someone gotta take one for the team lol
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« Reply #6384 on: June 09, 2026, 06:19:09 AM »
Be happy to chip in for the Uber

Shaq talking about wemby during halftime of this series is gold

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« Reply #6385 on: June 09, 2026, 06:47:16 AM »
So much police presence around the garden yesterday I was hoping the rest of the city would be ok

The distractions are not an issue in my opinion, this is like another super bowl thing for tons of people and game is secondary

Playing the old card to say that young knick fans needed a reality check anyway, you can't be having an "instant / I want it now" mentality with this team.  It's an "oh the pain" thing with them, and I hope people can process.

If it's one of the those Road Warrior series, it will get tight

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« Reply #6386 on: June 09, 2026, 07:29:00 AM »
I lived a few blocks from the United Center when the 2024 DNC was there. My house was surrounded by secret service, undercover cops, helicopters, and surveillance vans for the full week. A few dudes in very poor undercover cop outfits followed me half a block while I was walking my dog to get a closer look at what was going on.

In addition to the orange child rapist, they might need to watch out for Knicks fans losing it. I've been seeing a ton of videos of people in Spurs jerseys getting attacked by mobs. When I was a teen, I wore the wrong jersey to a game and the same thing happened to me. Fuck these people.

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« Reply #6387 on: June 09, 2026, 07:34:06 AM »
I lived a few blocks from the United Center when the 2024 DNC was there. My house was surrounded by secret service, undercover cops, helicopters, and surveillance vans for the full week.

In addition to the orange child rapist, they might need to watch out for Knicks fans losing it. I've been seeing a ton of videos of people in Wemby jerseys getting attacked by mobs. When I was a teen, I wore the wrong jersey to a game and the same thing happened to me. Fuck these people.

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZWh6KuAcqo/

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/1ES7KnkcXy

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« Reply #6388 on: June 09, 2026, 07:46:27 AM »
Shaq talking about wemby during halftime of this series is gold

I wonder how Shaq's legacy might have changed if there were social media back in the day. I wanna know which rookie got a bucket of Shaq piss dumped on them in the locker room.

Speaking of 99' NBA, if I was Chuck, I'd never let him forget about this.


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« Reply #6389 on: June 09, 2026, 08:08:37 AM »
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Shaq talking about wemby during halftime of this series is gold
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I wonder how Shaq's legacy might have changed if there were social media back in the day. I wanna know which rookie got a bucket of Shaq piss dumped on them in the locker room.

Speaking of 99' NBA, if I was Chuck, I'd never let him forget about this.




I can't stand his schtick anymore... you make any compelling argument, "look at my rings" "we can handle it". Can dish it, but can't take it. There's a universe where he stays with Orlando and is more likable (those 90s magic jerseys were so fire).
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