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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1260 on: February 04, 2008, 12:14:24 AM »
Whenever you get bummed, just remember having second best part in Opinion behind Chad.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1261 on: February 04, 2008, 01:05:02 AM »
i honestly hated my part in that video, to me it was rushed together and really crappy.
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« Reply #1262 on: February 04, 2008, 01:13:58 AM »
You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.

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« Reply #1263 on: February 04, 2008, 01:30:07 AM »
You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.

that was a part that i was satisfied with. ;D thanks man!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1264 on: February 04, 2008, 02:03:20 AM »
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Thats a tough one. I always feel weird when someone gives me one. Its just like, "oh, thanks." I always feel ungrateful or I try to play it off like its no big deal and anyone can do it.

or pretend you didnt hear it.. haha
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1265 on: February 04, 2008, 07:14:57 AM »
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You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.
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that was a part that i was satisfied with. ;D thanks man!

damn, forgot about that one. gnarr'd,
such a good part, if you don't mind me inserting your penis in my mouth.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1266 on: February 04, 2008, 10:35:42 AM »
i feel like i need a girlfriend and a job at the moment to actually be a person...

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« Reply #1267 on: February 04, 2008, 05:27:56 PM »
i feel like i need a girlfriend and a job at the moment to actually be a person...
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i feel the exact same way dude

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1268 on: February 04, 2008, 05:50:10 PM »
I beat off in the shower sometimes.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1269 on: February 04, 2008, 05:55:01 PM »
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You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.
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that was a part that i was satisfied with. ;D thanks man!
I own that video, deffenitly one of your better parts

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1270 on: February 05, 2008, 06:32:28 PM »
thanks man.

confession for me. i drank a shitload of beer last night, i never drink that often and i think last night was the first time ive been wasted in years.

everyday seems to be a different mood setting for me, one day im up the next im down,its never just in the middle. i know alot of my freinds would agree that i have been a huge pain in the ass to be around lately. sorry dudes :-[
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1271 on: February 05, 2008, 10:43:54 PM »
I beat off in the shower sometimes.

nice confession spacey. dont worry jayme, being in the middle sucks

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1272 on: February 06, 2008, 10:03:52 AM »
when i should be doing homework, like writing this 20 page paper i have due in 9 days and didnt start, i go to "check" the boards and then dont write anything. i hate myself.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1273 on: February 06, 2008, 05:33:45 PM »
i should be writing a simple one page paper, but i'm doing this instead.

i've been skating for four years, i love it, but i can't kickflip or heelflip and i hate it sometimes.

i get intimidated trying to talk to attractive girls, even if my friends have put in a good word for me, so i just end up being kinda anti-social.

i'm afraid that i'll grow up to have a shitty life.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1274 on: February 06, 2008, 06:06:13 PM »
i should be writing a simple one page paper, but i'm doing this instead.

i've been skating for four years, i love it, but i can't kickflip or heelflip and i hate it sometimes.

i get intimidated trying to talk to attractive girls, even if my friends have put in a good word for me, so i just end up being kinda anti-social.

i'm afraid that i'll grow up to have a shitty life.
damn dude that's balls

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1275 on: February 06, 2008, 06:12:06 PM »
Eli Manning payed me to lose the superbowl. Now i realize that the ring would feel so much better than 5 million dollars
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1276 on: February 06, 2008, 11:00:05 PM »
I started listening to Pearl Jam.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1277 on: February 06, 2008, 11:12:20 PM »
jerking it to a picture of my ex gf for like a week now.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1278 on: February 06, 2008, 11:17:09 PM »
pinched off a foot-long today and clogged the toilet. no one knows it was me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1279 on: February 07, 2008, 06:06:28 PM »
sometimes i can't fucking stand my mom and her niceness. she's constantly bubbly, trying to give me money and food always. i wish she'd just be depressed like the rest of us. some people would love this type of shit but i'de just rather get out of my house and do things on my own
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1280 on: February 07, 2008, 10:22:24 PM »
a girl I'm really stoked on whats to spend time with me on valentines day but i told her i don't know ,i don't really wanna hang out with her because I'm afraid things will be awkward
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1281 on: February 09, 2008, 11:45:46 AM »
i talk really slow and have lot's of breaks in a conversation, because i miss some words. some people get really frustrated because of that.

even if i'm not that pretty, i love watching myself in a mirror.

i like to be the main person at a party and i can be bummed sometimes, if it is somebody else.

i love violant german rap music, espacially all these sex songs. in reality i can't handle one night stands, only had one relationship, because i'm waiting for the perfect one.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1282 on: February 09, 2008, 12:51:51 PM »
i never skate enough, i work so much that when i have a day off all i want to do is sit on the couch and smoke weed. i usually get on a board maybe once a week if that. :( also im really flirty with girls, id never cheat on my wife (now, have in the past) but i seriously need to stop flirting with girls. theres this girl who works next to me at the coffee shop, shes fucking gorgeous and has lots of tattoos. shes asked me out multiple times and i always make up an excuse why i cant hang out with her. its like im addicted to knowing i can still get other girls if i want them.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1283 on: February 09, 2008, 07:32:57 PM »
I chose video games over sex.
i did that tonight as well.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1284 on: February 11, 2008, 11:38:57 PM »
i never skate enough, i work so much that when i have a day off all i want to do is sit on the couch and smoke weed. i usually get on a board maybe once a week if that. :( also im really flirty with girls, id never cheat on my wife (now, have in the past) but i seriously need to stop flirting with girls. theres this girl who works next to me at the coffee shop, shes fucking gorgeous and has lots of tattoos. shes asked me out multiple times and i always make up an excuse why i cant hang out with her. its like im addicted to knowing i can still get other girls if i want them.

Just wear a shirt that says "Sorry, I'm married".  That doesn't take too much willpower.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1285 on: February 20, 2008, 05:40:11 PM »
Sometimes when I see a really attractive girl I get sorta bummed knowing I'll never get a girl as hot as her.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1286 on: February 20, 2008, 06:40:02 PM »
Just try, dude. Most chicks people deem "hot" are a lot dumber and/or sluttier than you'd imagine, and the bar's not set nearly as high as you'd think. Nahsayin
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1287 on: February 23, 2008, 01:25:33 PM »
sometimes i fart on my hand and smell it.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1288 on: February 23, 2008, 09:50:12 PM »
Sometimes when I see a really attractive girl I get sorta bummed knowing I'll never get a girl as hot as her.

nevermind i almost had something to say.
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« Reply #1289 on: February 26, 2008, 12:59:47 PM »
I have a soft spot for adorable animals.  In fact, <a href="http://2plus2is4.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/golden-retriever-puppy.JPG">this</a> has been my desktop background for a while now.