I got nearly blackout drunk at a completely out of hand Ty Segall show and threw some guy's beanie because, as a friend later recounted for me, "people shouldn't wear those hats indoors in the summer." So the hat guy sucker punched twice in a row, but I didn't go down. As I mentioned, I was piss drunk and I'm probably even lankier than Reynolds, so in theory, I should have toppled over really easily. I was told the guy immediately bolted after hitting me the second time, but was later seen clutching his recovered hat to his chest and looking around anxiously.
Any thoughts on this?