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hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!!
Quote from: stevedave on June 25, 2013, 10:07:22 AMExpand Quotehang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!![close]
hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!![close]
Quote from: new_york_shitty link=topic=71165.msg1942259#msg1942259 date=1372280987Expand QuoteQuote from: stevedave on June 25, 2013, 10:07:22 AMExpand Quotehang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!![close][close]theres another cum guzzling thread? somehow im not even surprised.
Quote from: stevedave on June 25, 2013, 10:07:22 AMExpand Quotehang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!![close][close]
Quote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]
Quote from: GAY on June 25, 2013, 03:40:08 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.[close]Gay - what about the poo smell? ive always wondered if dudes would ever get used to it?
Quote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.[close]
make your own meat spin!
Quote from: Fake Tits on June 26, 2013, 03:51:44 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: GAY on June 25, 2013, 03:40:08 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.[close]Gay - what about the poo smell? ive always wondered if dudes would ever get used to it? [close]Does the cum smell like poo?
Quote from: GAY on June 25, 2013, 03:40:08 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.[close]Gay - what about the poo smell? ive always wondered if dudes would ever get used to it? [close]
Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
I smoked pot out of an apple with Riley Hawk's dad.
is felching a real thing? asking for a friend.
Quote from: L33Tg33k on June 26, 2013, 10:08:42 AMExpand QuoteHas anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?[close]I always kiss girls after they blow me. They just sucked a dick and swallowed a load. That's the least you can do for the little trooper. L33Tg33k, when the time comes, you look that lassie right in her big, glassy eyes and you go in for a big salty one, you hear?
Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?[close]
Quote from: jack2jack on June 26, 2013, 11:42:26 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: layzieyez on June 26, 2013, 10:53:51 AMExpand QuoteAfter passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.[close]Taht works? how?[close]Pretty standard knowledge...http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0
Quote from: layzieyez on June 26, 2013, 10:53:51 AMExpand QuoteAfter passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.[close]Taht works? how?[close]
After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.[close]
majority of girls SPIT
Quote from: LESBIAN on June 26, 2013, 07:58:17 PMExpand Quotemajority of girls SPIT[close]That's the sad truth. Pornography sets us up expecting a life where every girl gargles then swallows every drop before licking her lips and asking for more. Realistically three out of five girls either spit it out or get out of the way as soon as you warn them about the incoming ejaculate and jerk it out all over your stomach/chest or their tits depending on the situation. If they want to really impress you and win your heart they might swallow the first few times just to make an impression but show their true colors once they're comfortable.
majority of girls SPIT[close]
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?
Quote from: srsbsnss on June 26, 2013, 09:14:23 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: LESBIAN on June 26, 2013, 07:58:17 PMExpand Quotemajority of girls SPIT[close]That's the sad truth. Pornography sets us up expecting a life where every girl gargles then swallows every drop before licking her lips and asking for more. Realistically three out of five girls either spit it out or get out of the way as soon as you warn them about the incoming ejaculate and jerk it out all over your stomach/chest or their tits depending on the situation. If they want to really impress you and win your heart they might swallow the first few times just to make an impression but show their true colors once they're comfortable.[close]?? If they don't know how to tell when the flood is cummin, then perhaps they should have built an ark before the storm started brewing.
Quote from: LESBIAN on June 26, 2013, 07:58:17 PMExpand Quotemajority of girls SPIT[close]That's the sad truth. Pornography sets us up expecting a life where every girl gargles then swallows every drop before licking her lips and asking for more. Realistically three out of five girls either spit it out or get out of the way as soon as you warn them about the incoming ejaculate and jerk it out all over your stomach/chest or their tits depending on the situation. If they want to really impress you and win your heart they might swallow the first few times just to make an impression but show their true colors once they're comfortable.[close]
Ed's impossibles are like gonzs kickflips....
true stories^^^^ imagine your girlfriend swallowed every single time yuck! respect out the window
true stories^^^^ imagine your girlfriend swallowed every single time yuck! respect out the window Wife it.
&& lives to fuck the tits off new mums
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for mebut i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok
Quote from: Seamus_McShamebag on June 25, 2013, 11:58:05 AMExpand QuoteSince we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question: If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing", did I really cum in my pants?[close]One possible answer might be that you came in my mouth but so that you wouldn't feel too gay you were calling my mouth "your pants"...then yes...you came in your pants.
Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question: If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing", did I really cum in my pants?[close]
Quote from: paraquat on June 25, 2013, 03:58:09 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: GAY on June 25, 2013, 03:40:08 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.[close]Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test? [close]i think its penis on penis action
Quote from: GAY on June 25, 2013, 03:40:08 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2013, 03:20:06 PMExpand QuoteGay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.[close]I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.[close]Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test? [close]
Quote from: LESBIAN on June 26, 2013, 07:58:17 PMExpand Quotemajority of girls SPIT[close]^Inaccurate.Also, none of you guys ever fucked a girl in the butt before? Talkin' bout 'poo smell' ya ignorant mothafuckaz.
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