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I heard it today, "make money, buy sandwiches".
I just bought some Dickies and they full on reek like knob cheese. Like full on old cum tissues. Are they dyed in sheep's piss or something?
It makes it hard for me to relate to you, considering I don't sniff dick or cum-covered tissues.By the way, how many days did you avoid showering, in order to get dickcheese?
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do old cum tissues even smell that bad? i used to pile up a bunch under my bed before i threw them all out and i never noticed any fowl smell. maybe my cum is just really clean.
I like where this thread is heading..my cum tissues always smelled like chlorine, but I had a pool growing up so I probably just drank too much pool water
Dickies are so 2013. 2014 is the year of shorts.
Quote from: Durndle on May 15, 2014, 01:51:04 PMExpand QuoteI like where this thread is heading..my cum tissues always smelled like chlorine, but I had a pool growing up so I probably just drank too much pool water [close]hey bud, i think our cum smells the same!!
I like where this thread is heading..my cum tissues always smelled like chlorine, but I had a pool growing up so I probably just drank too much pool water [close]
I heard he's a Zionist.
anyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?
Just get some volcom frickin moderns. Problem solved.
Quote from: Stoop Kid 2.0 on May 15, 2014, 04:17:08 PMExpand QuoteJust get some volcom frickin moderns. Problem solved.[close]thinnest khakis, and they rip so fastdickies for life
Just get some volcom frickin moderns. Problem solved.[close]
do the dickies smell like shit or cum? does your cum smell like shit? does your shit smell like cum?
Quote from: paraquat on May 15, 2014, 04:05:27 PMExpand Quoteanyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?[close]Just imagine how many farts have been soaked up in an airline seat or a movie seat.
anyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?[close]
the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
Drink pineapple juice. It is supposed to make your cum sweeter.
anybody have any bradford pear trees near them? things always start to wreak of semen when they blossom this time of year