Author Topic: Dickies stink like shit (Read 10276 times)

kirkby · « **on:** May 15, 2014, 11:46:51 AM »

I just bought some Dickies and they full on reek like knob cheese. Like full on old cum tissues. Are they dyed in sheep's piss or something?

weaselhead · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2014, 11:51:10 AM »

wash them twice deep like, then slip dem on slow

ZEBRA · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2014, 12:03:51 PM »

It's simple. Wash them or return them.

ThugWaffle · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:36:53 PM »

Dickies are so 2013. 2014 is the year of shorts.

CumOnYourFace · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:40:25 PM »

Quote from: mcdonaldslife on May 15, 2014, 11:46:51 AM

I just bought some Dickies and they full on reek like knob cheese. Like full on old cum tissues. Are they dyed in sheep's piss or something?

It makes it hard for me to relate to you, considering I don't sniff dick or cum-covered tissues.

By the way, how many days did you avoid showering, in order to get dickcheese?

kirkby · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Cum Slinger on May 15, 2014, 01:40:25 PM

It makes it hard for me to relate to you, considering I don't sniff dick or cum-covered tissues.

By the way, how many days did you avoid showering, in order to get dickcheese?

Ah man I wanted to relate with a cum slinger! I'm mad dirty yo x

JB · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:44:46 PM »

do old cum tissues even smell that bad? i used to pile up a bunch under my bed before i threw them all out and i never noticed any fowl smell. maybe my cum is just really clean.

kirkby · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:50:54 PM »

Quote from: JB on May 15, 2014, 01:44:46 PM

do old cum tissues even smell that bad? i used to pile up a bunch under my bed before i threw them all out and i never noticed any fowl smell. maybe my cum is just really clean.

More knob cheesey really. The sort of smell you can whiff in the morning after drunken sex. Kinda like when you were younger and you hadn't cleaned out your hamster in a couple of days. Sawdust and piss maybe?

Durndle · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2014, 01:51:04 PM »

I like where this thread is heading..
my cum tissues always smelled like chlorine, but I had a pool growing up so I probably just drank too much pool water

SodaJerk · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:31:44 PM »

Drink pineapple juice. It is supposed to make your cum sweeter.

Flume · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2014, 02:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Durndle on May 15, 2014, 01:51:04 PM

I like where this thread is heading..
my cum tissues always smelled like chlorine, but I had a pool growing up so I probably just drank too much pool water

hey bud, i think our cum smells the same!!

pinche gringo · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2014, 03:45:30 PM »

Quote from: ThugWaffle on May 15, 2014, 01:36:53 PM

Dickies are so 2013. 2014 is the year of shorts.

A little late on the heads up, but thanks. Short shorts and tube socks right?

Wash your pants before you wear them. What you're smelling in most likely the starch they use to press them.

el chino · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2014, 03:59:41 PM »

Quote from: Flume on May 15, 2014, 02:49:24 PM

Quote from: Durndle on May 15, 2014, 01:51:04 PM
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I like where this thread is heading..
my cum tissues always smelled like chlorine, but I had a pool growing up so I probably just drank too much pool water
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hey bud, i think our cum smells the same!!

felt strange before clicking but fuck it, same here

paraquat · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:05:27 PM »

anyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?

Stoop Kid 2.0 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2014, 04:17:08 PM »

Just get some volcom frickin moderns. Problem solved.

pinche gringo · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2014, 05:10:04 PM »

Quote from: paraquat on May 15, 2014, 04:05:27 PM

anyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?

Just imagine how many farts have been soaked up in an airline seat or a movie seat.

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2014, 05:56:26 PM »

do the dickies smell like shit or cum? does your cum smell like shit? does your shit smell like cum?

shitpoop · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2014, 07:14:10 PM »

Quote from: Stoop Kid 2.0 on May 15, 2014, 04:17:08 PM

Just get some volcom frickin moderns. Problem solved.

thinnest khakis, and they rip so fast

dickies for life

Stoop Kid 2.0 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2014, 07:17:21 PM »

Quote from: shitpoop on May 15, 2014, 07:14:10 PM

Quote from: Stoop Kid 2.0 on May 15, 2014, 04:17:08 PM
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Just get some volcom frickin moderns. Problem solved.
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thinnest khakis, and they rip so fast

dickies for life

They're all I skate and I've had minimal rips. Moderns for life.

kirkby · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2014, 03:24:51 AM »

Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on May 15, 2014, 05:56:26 PM

do the dickies smell like shit or cum? does your cum smell like shit? does your shit smell like cum?

yes

SodaJerk · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:04:08 AM »

Quote from: pinche gringo on May 15, 2014, 05:10:04 PM

Quote from: paraquat on May 15, 2014, 04:05:27 PM
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anyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?
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Just imagine how many farts have been soaked up in an airline seat or a movie seat.

I think about this too

Schismatic · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2014, 08:25:32 AM »

New dickies have a lot if starch. I've never had them stink like you described but as a general rule, wash them a couple times in cold water with a double-dose of fabric softener, then put them in the dryer on low heat for a couple hours. It should get the stink out and soften them considerably.

Slappy_Happy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2014, 02:22:34 PM »

They smell like powerbait (fake fishing bait) I just wash em once and they are fine

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2014, 05:19:56 PM »

Quote from: paraquat on May 15, 2014, 04:05:27 PM

anyone ever try on pants and fart in them just because?

i walked around a victoria's secret with my girl once and i farted in almost every panty drawer in that place

Hairy Ballsagna · « **Reply #24 on:** May 18, 2014, 11:05:21 PM »

I have the same problem, except it's with this old sleeping bag that always smells like farts in the morning when I'm done sleeping in it.

ThugWaffle · « **Reply #25 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:24:01 PM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on May 15, 2014, 02:31:44 PM

Drink pineapple juice. It is supposed to make your cum sweeter.

Do you test a sample after drinking it for a few days? How do you know it's ready for the bukkake?

oldgoodburger · « **Reply #26 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:39:21 PM »

anybody have any bradford pear trees near them? things always start to wreak of semen when they blossom this time of year

GAY · « **Reply #27 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:54:24 PM »

Quote from: GoodBerger on May 21, 2014, 03:39:21 PM

anybody have any bradford pear trees near them? things always start to wreak of semen when they blossom this time of year

I know dudes that have those planted in their front yards for this very reason.

Uinta High · « **Reply #28 on:** May 21, 2014, 04:10:15 PM »

Ordering pants from a skate manu is sometimes difficult when they're only sold by waist size and no inseam length listed.

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #29 on:** May 21, 2014, 06:22:58 PM »

does dickies make pants with stretch in them for men?

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