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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #150 on: July 28, 2014, 09:07:40 PM »
Whoops I guess you're right. I should just remove that previous post. Sorry

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #151 on: July 28, 2014, 10:13:32 PM »
That haggard fit belongs to Staba.


Lmao.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #152 on: July 29, 2014, 07:42:35 AM »
I for one thoroughly enjoy Koston roasting teenagers. Its great. I wish he would come on here and start arguing. it would be the best entertainment.

Isnt that some Scientology "rule" that they have to come out like that?
I think there is some rule thats something like " always attack, never defend!".

Pretty sure I saw some Scientology slogan in SF when I was there, that was something along those lines.

It would definitely explains his behaviour sometimes...

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #153 on: July 29, 2014, 08:46:54 AM »
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I for one thoroughly enjoy Koston roasting teenagers. Its great. I wish he would come on here and start arguing. it would be the best entertainment.
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Isnt that some Scientology "rule" that they have to come out like that?
I think there is some rule thats something like " always attack, never defend!".

Pretty sure I saw some Scientology slogan in SF when I was there, that was something along those lines.

It would definitely explains his behaviour sometimes...

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #154 on: July 29, 2014, 08:51:25 AM »
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I for one thoroughly enjoy Koston roasting teenagers. Its great. I wish he would come on here and start arguing. it would be the best entertainment.
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Isnt that some Scientology "rule" that they have to come out like that?
I think there is some rule thats something like " always attack, never defend!".

Pretty sure I saw some Scientology slogan in SF when I was there, that was something along those lines.

It would definitely explains his behaviour sometimes...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Game_(Scientology)

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #155 on: July 29, 2014, 11:03:41 AM »
Thanks! yup that kinda explains it.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #156 on: July 29, 2014, 11:36:50 AM »
Why not let him go? And a couple others while they're at it. Use the money to invest in the next generation of talent, instead of just clinging to Malto.
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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #157 on: July 29, 2014, 12:54:52 PM »
Why not let him go? And a couple others while they're at it. Use the money to invest in the next generation of talent, instead of just clinging to Malto.


yeah seriously, theres a reason why people get moved from teams to make room for better talent. remember when they let tony ferguson and rudy and sheffy and jovontae and all them go? time to make room for people who can keep it going, let those other guys make back 40 into a actual thing and feed themselves for once.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #158 on: July 29, 2014, 01:22:17 PM »


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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2014, 02:53:01 PM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #160 on: July 29, 2014, 04:43:10 PM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Would copp pro model....
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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2014, 05:01:23 PM »
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what ever happened to tim zom

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #162 on: July 30, 2014, 12:56:47 AM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Would copp pro model....

If I have time I would draw the graphic. It would involve piss and underage girls...

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #163 on: July 30, 2014, 06:18:22 AM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Would copp pro model....
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If I have time I would draw the graphic. It would involve piss and underage girls...


sorta abd.



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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #164 on: July 30, 2014, 06:49:10 AM »
The Girl camp is the worst about keeping people on past their contributions to skateboarding. All I see King Kook doing for many moons is hoping on trends.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #165 on: July 30, 2014, 07:26:00 AM »
tany more naked pale chick pics?

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #166 on: July 30, 2014, 07:49:47 AM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Would copp pro model....
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what ever happened to tim zom

I've been wondering this as well, I remember he had that documentary come out back in like December/January about him but nothing really after that.
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #167 on: July 30, 2014, 08:11:37 AM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Would copp pro model....
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what ever happened to tim zom
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I've been wondering this as well, I remember he had that documentary come out back in like December/January about him but nothing really after that.

last i heard he was shredding around london at the beginning of the month for some redbull comp

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #168 on: July 30, 2014, 08:19:15 AM »
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Skate Mental? TEAM: Shane O'neill, Trevor Colden, R-Kelly, Dan Plunkett, Brad Staba, Rick Howard, Eric Koston, Heath Kirchart, Mark Gonzales, Lebron James, Nando
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Would copp pro model....
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what ever happened to tim zom
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I've been wondering this as well, I remember he had that documentary come out back in like December/January about him but nothing really after that.
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last i heard he was shredding around london at the beginning of the month for some redbull comp

Cheers to that mate.
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #169 on: July 30, 2014, 01:35:02 PM »
Rickk should semi-retire and just put out a couple boards a year when they do one-offs.
Jeron is rich from Diamond, he should hang it up too.

Get two new younger guys on there. A young McCrank ATV type, or maybe just transfer Raven over. Get another Olson style skater. They don't need anymore tech dogs, unless it's Ronnie Creager. That'd be sick.
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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #170 on: July 30, 2014, 01:48:35 PM »
http://hypebeast.com/2014/7/essentials-eric-koston

Got a skate mental deck with a Girl sticker??

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #171 on: July 30, 2014, 01:54:34 PM »
Rickk should semi-retire and just put a couple boards a year when they do one offs.
Jeron is rich from Diamond, he should hang it up too.

Get two new younger guys on there. A young McCrank ATV type, and maybe just transfer Raven over. Or another Olson style skater. They don't need anymore tech dogs, unless it's Ronnie Creager. That'd be sick.


Ishod would be a good fit imo

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #172 on: July 30, 2014, 01:56:58 PM »
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Rickk should semi-retire and just put a couple boards a year when they do one offs.
Jeron is rich from Diamond, he should hang it up too.

Get two new younger guys on there. A young McCrank ATV type, and maybe just transfer Raven over. Or another Olson style skater. They don't need anymore tech dogs, unless it's Ronnie Creager. That'd be sick.

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Ishod would be a good fit imo

You guys watch too much Street League. This isn't fantasy football.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #173 on: July 30, 2014, 01:58:31 PM »
Rickk should semi-retire and just put a couple boards a year when they do one offs.
Jeron is rich from Diamond, he should hang it up too.

Get two new younger guys on there. A young McCrank ATV type, and maybe just transfer Raven over. Or another Olson style skater. They don't need anymore tech dogs, unless it's Ronnie Creager. That'd be sick.


Sam is a legend in team managing/building so I'm sure he has a master plan in the works, don't sleep on him.  


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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #174 on: July 30, 2014, 02:17:36 PM »
Quote from: new_york_shitty  link=topic=80264.msg2186509#msg2186509 date=1406753911
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Rickk should semi-retire and just put a couple boards a year when they do one offs.
Jeron is rich from Diamond, he should hang it up too.

Get two new younger guys on there. A young McCrank ATV type, and maybe just transfer Raven over. Or another Olson style skater. They don't need anymore tech dogs, unless it's Ronnie Creager. That'd be sick.

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Sam is a legend in team managing/building so I'm sure he has a master plan in the works, don't sleep on him.  


Crailtap has been a bummer for a minute now. Girl veterans should just sit back and chill for now.

Both Girl and Chocolate are all pro teams without any ams. I do not think Smyth is awake at all, dude is eating too many sandwiches.

He slept on Lem. He had Chocolate potential through the roof. Trunk Boyz, not mentioning names but one of them went pro way too quickly.

Chocolate has Tislam Smith on flow when the dude should have been am for Choc by now. Aiden Campbell rips! and is still flow for Girl. How is Smyth doing a good job?

Fantasy, why not.....Girl needs to put Bledsoe on, yesterday! Girl graphics have been looking kooky as hell lately.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #175 on: July 30, 2014, 02:29:39 PM »
Everything good goes to shit over time.

I mean imagine what Madonnas box looks like now days.   

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #176 on: July 30, 2014, 02:35:48 PM »
Everything good goes to shit over time.

I mean imagine what Madonnas box looks like now days.   


I'm thinking something like this:


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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #177 on: July 30, 2014, 05:56:21 PM »
Crailtap hasn't been the same since I got the 101st email and Alex answered my question about his dad looking like Bukowski. Those were the days.

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #178 on: July 30, 2014, 08:19:41 PM »
Just so we're clear, Koston is maybe the best skateboarder of all time. Right? As in ever. I would rather watch a full video of just Koston dork tricks and Gino grocery shopping than 90% of the shit out there. Also I fully back adults flexing on teenagers. Have you little fuckers ever met yourselves?

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Re: Koston on Skate mental.
« Reply #179 on: July 30, 2014, 10:09:15 PM »
Just so we're clear, Koston is maybe the best skateboarder of all time. Right? As in ever. I would rather watch a full video of just Koston dork tricks and Gino grocery shopping than 90% of the shit out there. Also I fully back adults flexing on teenagers. Have you little fuckers ever met yourselves?

right, but then remember all the teenage antics he got into, like fucking with security guards and shit? Old koston would kick this guy in the taint and old koston would tell the future self that at that time in the present he would "fuck his face"
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?