My buddy invited me down to go party with all his frat buddies last fall. I was very reluctant because fuck frat people but he was really insistent so I went. One of the frat houses at his school had a sort of mini ramp in the backyard, these morons nailed two 1 1/2 foot wide Quarters together to make the vague shape of a mini ramp, they called it their "half pipe" it was completely un-skatable. Their reason for having it was that it helped them impress chicks. One of the frat bags asked me if I was drowning in pussy because I skate because his penny board helps him get laid. I just said "yeah dude so much ass"
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Other than that it was a good night, I fingered a really preppy sorority chick who normally wouldn't ever talk to some one like me, she now follows me on Instagram so I've pretty much gone up like three social ranks.