Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans

[tortfeasor]

https://100pfrei.com/theotis-business-credit-application

[Jacob Gary]

'spect.

[PincherBug]

ya dig?

[ungzilla]

well i'm sold where do i sign up, Thetis?

[alraunen]

Enseñame las Thetis

[iKobrakai]

Ehm.. sounds either silly, like a scam, robbery, or all three.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Between his willingness to believe everybody is good and his willingness to sell out to whoever he can, this is no real surprise

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

So he wants to fund who???

Drug dealers with a good credit score? That's how it sounded to me anyhow.

Theotis on future lawsuits confirmed.

[Craig Lutzka]

Ehm.. sounds either silly, like a scam, robbery, or all three THEE

[shit_for_brains]

Welp Theotis is broke

[Dwyck]

this is vile, i thought you could live on Nike checks

[Little Debbie]

didn't he buy a Bentley or some other outrageously expensive car

[Pretty Serious]

I'm not so sure I belee dat.

[offkilter]

I'm not so sure I belee dat.

You'd best.

[ill_Murray]

Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet

[Joe Pesci]

didn't he buy a Bentley or some other outrageously expensive car

Plus a "MTN Dew" chain and maybe a couple others..

[JB]

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

Welp Theotis is broke

[Mystical Leader]

Young money loan money

[Monkey_Mcpott]

It all sounded perfectly scripted until he added the "Ya dig, Young Money" at the end.

[Nosferatu]

Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet

Slapcoin is at $300 right now bro

[MarmaladeCoyote]

You can tell when the copy he was readying moved to a new line, dude would pause mid sentence.  That was hard to watch.

[90sDamiano]

Enseñame las Thetis

Lmfao

[Beeda Weeda]

when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form

[bawtawd9]

Why thee thee Trina finesse of insta?? Shheit that sound like a deal though you know I'm finnna sign up. Ima sell yo house babyy

[Beeda Weeda]

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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

[close]

Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form

no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"

[Paco Supreme]

It all sounded perfectly scripted until he added the "Ya dig, Young Money" at the end.

[Eds_gallerist]

Thetis Bentley on the financial shark program

[Bobby Peru]

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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

[close]

Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form

[close]

no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"

For Theotis, yes.

Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.