Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[Nth syd bear]

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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/

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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.

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haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning

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Half strokes only, all the diseases are in the back of the pussy.

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Your name leads me to believe that you may be an authority on the subject.  Perhaps you speak the truth.

fair call..

[Francis Xavier]

Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand

I used to hoard Shorty's 7/8" Silverados

[shripshrapper]

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Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand

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I used to hoard Shorty's 7/8" Silverados

I only like riding hardware that has "Y F S" stamped in the top.. I noticed the heads are always wider than others, stops them from digging into decks and looks better. There's only one local brand around here that always has these, I can't hoard them since the shop is always low/out of them.

[ungzilla]

man who else just hates trying to break in a new set of bolts

[Francis Xavier]

man who else just hates trying to break in a new set of bolts

Worse than a new set of indys

[Allen.]

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man who else just hates trying to break in a new set of bolts

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Worse than a new set of indys

Nothin better than a fresh set of sternums #fuckthechest

[sms_b]

A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.

[shripshrapper]

A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.

[Pete]

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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.

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I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?

Probably time to just quit skating bro. You’ll never feel the same about another piece of hardware again. Rip ur fave company tho. A true tragic

Free max b

[JosephSmith]

There are agent provocateurs posting racist shit on slap under the guise of "low-IQ or juvenile troll" to poison the well/shit in the pool. Lame industry types r mad that they have been called out on racist deeds or comments and r trying to pull some stealthy Machiavellian bullshit.

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There are agent provocateurs posting racist shit on slap under the guise of "low-IQ or juvenile troll" to poison the well/shit in the pool. Lame industry types r mad that they have been called out on racist deeds or comments and r trying to pull some stealthy Machiavellian bullshit.

nah its not a conspiracy. just a wake up call for people that think racism has gotten better.

[JosephSmith]

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There are agent provocateurs posting racist shit on slap under the guise of "low-IQ or juvenile troll" to poison the well/shit in the pool. Lame industry types r mad that they have been called out on racist deeds or comments and r trying to pull some stealthy Machiavellian bullshit.

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nah its not a conspiracy. just a wake up call for people that think racism has gotten better.

It sucks ass that you are probably 100% correct. Your analysis is definitely congruent with Occam's razor.  I just can't get over how contrived some of the "trolls" seem to be.

[Atiba Applebum]

Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand

Tim the Tool Man Taylor

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A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.

names?

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more of a misconception than a conspiracy but everyone thinks the pyramid country dudes are from arizona when they’re actually from the midwest

[SHIREFLIP]

A very well known Canadian skateboarder has acted as a consultant to architectural firms and civic governments, pioneering the design and implementation of skate-stop architecture. Multiple high-level pros are now implicated and have been on the take and involved since the mid-1990s.

[yapple dapple]

Kevin Staab invented skate stoppers.

[SneakySecrets]

Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

you leave my slappy nose slides alone!

[Chavo]

Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

I'm old enough to remember 5 years ago, so I already know what that's like.

[Kolostrum]

more of a misconception than a conspiracy but everyone thinks the pyramid country dudes are from arizona when they’re actually from the midwest

[Paul Cicero]

Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

Hold up, So let me get this straight, you predict we will look back on the past and think what we wore and used in that time period is funny?!

Mind blowing stuff.

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.

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I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?

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Probably time to just quit skating bro. You’ll never feel the same about another piece of hardware again. Rip ur fave company tho. A true tragic

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[poor alice]

I don’t know anyone that feels a particular way about hardware.
As long as they are Allen heads and aren’t a rip off I’ll buy any brand.

[shripshrapper]

I don’t know anyone that feels a particular way about hardware.
As long as they are Allen heads and aren’t a rip off I’ll buy any brand.

Dude the hardware rabbit hole is deep!!

Deeper than telekinesis

Deeper than your sister dyin' and your telling your nieces

The deeper it gets, boy the pressure increases

But pressure make diamonds

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

I don’t know anyone that feels a particular way about hardware.
As long as they are Allen heads and aren’t a rip off I’ll buy any brand.

Then look it up idk. I thought slap knew about skateboard technology. Wheels are different, grip is different, wood is different, trucks are different. Etc...

[SneakySecrets]

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Less of a conspiracy and more of a prediction:

In the future, we will look at shaped decks, sex changes, highwaters and snapback hats the same way we look at the huge pants, 38mm wheels and snappy noseslides of the early 90’s.

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Hold up, So let me get this straight, you predict we will look back on the past and think what we wore and used in that time period is funny?!

Mind blowing stuff.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I’m saying.

[Surf-goth]

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Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand

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Tim the Tool Man Taylor

Holy shit dude I'm starting a bolts company called binford

[Surf-goth]

Nick Trapasso embezzled money from Toy Machine and used it to start LE.

There's an old thrasher interview where billy marks clearly states that to be the case

[shripshrapper]

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Nick Trapasso embezzled money from Toy Machine and used it to start LE.

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There's an old thrasher interview where billy marks clearly states that to be the case

Yeah but who's gonna listen to billy marks??