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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #120 on: July 07, 2011, 08:13:10 AM »
also, how do countries run? it seems like most of them are in debt and are built on empires of credit, what the fuck is going to happen in like 40-50 years? im really excited to see how our world unfolds,
well get your popcorn ready cause you won't have to wait that long.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #121 on: July 07, 2011, 08:22:58 AM »
if there is a designated lane for busses, why dont busses use them? (i notice this all the time where i live)

why dont people know how to indicate? they either indicate for miles or at the last second or not atall

is green poo good or bad?

why do people buy DSLR's if theyre just gonna take photos on auto mode? (seen alot of tourists doing this shit)



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #122 on: July 07, 2011, 11:03:35 AM »
if there is a designated lane for busses, why dont busses use them? (i notice this all the time where i live)

why dont people know how to indicate? they either indicate for miles or at the last second or not atall

is green poo good or bad?

why do people buy DSLR's if theyre just gonna take photos on auto mode? (seen alot of tourists doing this shit)




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #123 on: July 07, 2011, 03:15:29 PM »
my dad wants me to do something really kooky
i wonder if i should he seemed pretty hyped on it
If its like a you and dad bonding type thing, do it. It may seem lame, but its nice to look back on in the future.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #124 on: July 07, 2011, 03:24:46 PM »
Why does my fridge smell like pizza...

when there is no pizza to be found?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #125 on: July 07, 2011, 04:13:30 PM »
Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #126 on: July 07, 2011, 04:24:27 PM »
Would you really care if it's gay or not?

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« Reply #127 on: July 07, 2011, 04:36:39 PM »
Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

I knew a kid that said he could do it, and he said it was more along the lines of sucking a dick rather than getting a blowjob.  He said he never really wanted to do it.

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« Reply #128 on: July 07, 2011, 04:54:21 PM »
I think Im gonna focus my account

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #129 on: July 07, 2011, 07:12:31 PM »
Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

I knew a kid that said he could do it, and he said it was more along the lines of sucking a dick rather than getting a blowjob.? 
i guess its a glass half full or half empty situations :-\
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #130 on: July 09, 2011, 03:45:58 PM »
Did anyone ever find out if the Joey Piorez (sp?) overdose death was confirmed or just a multipage thread rumor.

Watched a video he was in last night.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #131 on: July 09, 2011, 04:22:19 PM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #132 on: July 09, 2011, 05:22:05 PM »
Not eating enough fiber?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #133 on: July 10, 2011, 01:59:50 AM »
who came first, the chicken or the guy fucking it?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #134 on: July 10, 2011, 11:45:06 AM »
Why don't people boo shitty bands anymore?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #135 on: July 10, 2011, 11:55:05 AM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

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« Reply #136 on: July 10, 2011, 12:14:26 PM »
People don't boo shitty bands anymore because a lot of people like shitty music nowadays.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #137 on: July 10, 2011, 03:36:15 PM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #138 on: July 10, 2011, 06:02:25 PM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

Silly, milkshakes aren't supposed to be heated!
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #139 on: July 10, 2011, 08:22:17 PM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

Silly, milkshakes aren't supposed to be heated!


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #140 on: July 10, 2011, 11:32:43 PM »
Can I construct a behavioral feed back loop to train myself to be inspired. Its not something that comes easy with hard work.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #141 on: July 11, 2011, 12:05:14 AM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #142 on: July 11, 2011, 12:39:10 AM »
Why can't there be scenes/songs like this in movies anymore?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #143 on: July 11, 2011, 01:11:50 AM »
how big is yao mings dick?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #144 on: July 11, 2011, 01:33:33 AM »
I had a similar question concerning Shaq, but it was actually more a question about his tiny ass wife...

How the fuck is it physically possible for anything of his to fit into anything of hers? Its Like a goddamned st. bernard fucking a chihuahua
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #145 on: July 11, 2011, 01:41:16 AM »
there was some interview with karl malone or some old ass laker that was talking about shaq's 18 inch dong
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #146 on: July 11, 2011, 10:06:11 AM »
there was some interview with karl malone or some old ass laker that was talking about shaq's 18 inch dong
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At the end of Freddy Got Fingered, he's flopping his dick around in some silk boxers and it looks like it weighs like 20 Lbs.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #147 on: July 11, 2011, 04:48:35 PM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

wow, you're probably right.  i'm really curious now..

it's good to know that Slap is here to diagnose health issues
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #148 on: July 11, 2011, 11:42:40 PM »
Why is it so hard to find a Prince Purple Rain t-shirt?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #149 on: July 12, 2011, 06:23:07 AM »
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

wow, you're probably right.  i'm really curious now..

it's good to know that Slap is here to diagnose health issues

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