real confessions

[Landshark]

What makes people think I'm a fake account?

[TheKarmessiah]

i cant get over shit quickly it just sits there. i got my ex girlfriend pregnant and shes way to mentally unstable to take car of a kid so its up to me. im also seventeen and smoke too much. i dont really talk to my dad or mom and my sisters the only one whos really been there for me but shes never around. ive basically fallen off the radar because im depressed over shit going on in my life and the world. skating and forums like slap are really the only things keeping me sane. i guess i owe them a lot.

everybody needs a vice. and slaps a healthy one

[BriDen]

What makes people think I'm a fake account?

You posted at least once that you're out of high school. Come on, you can't expect anyone to believe that.

[Landshark]

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What makes people think I'm a fake account?

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You posted at least once that you're out of high school. Come on, you can't expect anyone to believe that.

I don't know what to tell you.  There's no way for me to prove it.  It's probably my mental problems that make me come off as somebody much younger.
I thought if I would be honest on here people would believe me, but instead a lot of people are pissed off.
But I do care what you and all the other Slap Pals think, so I will leave these boards if my rep gets into the double negs.

[Stoeipoes]

Just don't try to be too nice, that's irritating.

And don't care too much. It's just internet. If your rep is negative it doesn't mean you're a moron, but that you sometimes say things that you'd better not must say.

[ahlee]

shut. the fuck. up.

[tonycoxhox]

please dont leave if your rep goes into double negs landshark. youre too cute.

[ahlee]

tony, what you wearin today..

[mmmmm]

damn. you are fucked up.

Thanks man, I suspected as much, but I wanted a second opinion. Hopefully some members here find solace in the fact that, as fucked up as your shit is, it could be alot worse haha.

[oyolar]

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What makes people think I'm a fake account?

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You posted at least once that you're out of high school. Come on, you can't expect anyone to believe that.

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I don't know what to tell you.  There's no way for me to prove it.  It's probably my mental problems that make me come off as somebody much younger.
I thought if I would be honest on here people would believe me, but instead a lot of people are pissed off.
But I do care what you and all the other Slap Pals think, so I will leave these boards if my rep gets into the double negs.

one of the things that bothered me was when you said you had an IQ of 76 when with that IQ, you would not be able to form as coherent of sentences as you do. that's just above mental retardation. if you really do have that IQ, then i apologize if this post offends you, but it just doesn't seem probable to me.

[charlie conway]

i don't really have much of a confession right now, it's more like a situation

i started to hang out with a straight edge girl after getting her number one night and texting her while i was drinking. it eventually came down to me telling her that i had a crush on her, and she admitted the sane. it was completely out of character for me, so i was psyched. she moved back home after a couple of weeks, but she told me she was moving back in no time. it seems like everytime i feel like she's moved on and doesn't care, something comes out of left field. one example is being at a party and making out with some girl, then i get a text from the girl saying that she missed me. i'm trying to keep my distance for now because i don't want to come of as creepy, or get bumped to just a friend. i should probably be straightforward with her and find out her intentions first instead of being a wuss factory about it

[gentle.]

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damn. you are fucked up.

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Thanks man, I suspected as much, but I wanted a second opinion. Hopefully some members here find solace in the fact that, as fucked up as your shit is, it could be alot worse haha.

you watch ufc and got knocked out by a girl. you dont sound fucked up, you sound like a pussy.

[Upgrayedd]

im really getting tired of sleeping alone, not so much because im not having sex....i just really need a good back rub.

[oyolar]

i've been missing my ex a lot lately. what makes it odd is that i broke up with her about 3 years ago or so and got completely over her and was for most of those 3 years, but lately, i've been thinking of her a lot more, especially after she broke up with her boyfriend for a couple of months not too long ago. granted, i could have said something there, but our schools are like 6 hours apart and she goes to college with him. earlier today, i found out they got back together and it kind of bothered me. and i understand a lot of the underlying/psychological reasons, like i want the relationship back because when we were going out, my schoolwork/life was a lot simpler so i think if we go back out i might recapture that, or i've just been really lonely lately, or the person i am now would not have caused the same problems which led us to break up before, etc., but realizing that doesn't make it easier. sorry for the long winded, whiny post, but i just had to put these thoughts out there, you know?

[TheKarmessiah]

i've been missing my ex a lot lately. what makes it odd is that i broke up with her about 3 years ago or so and got completely over her and was for most of those 3 years, but lately, i've been thinking of her a lot more, especially after she broke up with her boyfriend for a couple of months not too long ago. granted, i could have said something there, but our schools are like 6 hours apart and she goes to college with him. earlier today, i found out they got back together and it kind of bothered me. and i understand a lot of the underlying/psychological reasons, like i want the relationship back because when we were going out, my schoolwork/life was a lot simpler so i think if we go back out i might recapture that, or i've just been really lonely lately, or the person i am now would not have caused the same problems which led us to break up before, etc., but realizing that doesn't make it easier. sorry for the long winded, whiny post, but i just had to put these thoughts out there, you know?

no sweat

[Cheapboarder]

I was masturbating on friday and i cut my dick with my finger nail.

What should i do?

[Guile]

I'm Steve Berra

[Stoeipoes]

I was masturbating on friday and i cut my dick with my finger nail.

What should i do?

Cut your finger nails.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

My jerk-off material for the last month has been a fight between Ivy and Taki in Soul Calibur IV. It's really hard to find real Japanese girls with really jiggly tits.

[Ben Throttle]

I have a man-crush on Prince, he is probably the sexiest person ever. More-so then certain women

[ahlee]

I feel the same way about leanardo dicaprio.

[Ben Throttle]

I feel the same way about leanardo dicaprio.

especially in The Beach

[ahlee]

I was thinking Catch me if you can

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

I was thinking Critters 3

[TheKarmessiah]

i have a man crush on myself. if i was a girl i would definately fuk me.

[sven thorkel]

why dont you just masturbate to the mirror?

[nice weather]

now the real question is, would it make sense for him to sit on his hand, make it numb and  feel like a stranger?

[ahlee]

ah yes the stranger, a classic move.

new in 09 though is the reverse stranger. you sit on your dick until its numb then its like jerking someone else off.

[Lance]

ah yes the stranger, a classic move.

new in 09 though is the reverse stranger. you sit on your dick until its numb then its like jerking someone else off.

what about the rogue stranger...sit on your hand and dick at the same time and it's like watching someone else jerkoff...

[ahlee]

Young Lance, tis The Voyeur you speak of.