BATB12

[Lou Strux]

Truly a thing of beauty.
That grace… that FORM!
I am inspired.
I think that if I were a competitor in this BATB thing, my “Death Blow” (sponsored by Liquid Death drinking water) would be the Flare, as popularized, and later trademarked by Pierre Andre Senizergues.
Thanks, in part, to S E A N’s footsy fan work.

[Dooky-shoes]

I’m just happy sean won…or was it shaun?
Actually, don’t care.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

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Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.

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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?

My friend who's pretty popular on the gram got sent a pair unsolicited and said that they were hands down the worst shoes he'd ever had, and the sole ripped apart from the rest of the shoe at the back. They still sent him more despite him not wearing any of them in his clips

[Hinna]

id dump them in a free bin for people who dont even care about skating. wearing cariumas or braille shoes even if theyre free is a no go

[Lou Strux]

id dump them in a free bin for people who dont even care about skating. wearing cariumas or braille shoes even if theyre free is a no go

It is an ancient law, handed down to us from our elders, and their elders before them.
It has always been this way; our tradition, our heritage, our arbitrary rules.

[HiResDes]

Still got the impossible wrong lol

[KUberry]

I’m just happy sean won…or was it shaun?
Actually, don’t care.

5:10

Looks like Koston did the same trick but did it properly. Down to the ‘IDK hands shrug”… The whole thing is probably scripted. Lol.

[EdLawndale]

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Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?

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At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.

Does that mean that it has already happened and they just haven't released it yet?

[matty_c]

Just figured it out so I like the guy that one the second one cause he’s a poor mans mike Martin
Mike Martin was sick

Maybe oldmate can see this and get some inspo like maybe one day he’ll go a bit faster and just kill it

[rocklobster]

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Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?

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At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.

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Does that mean that it has already happened and they just haven't released it yet?

You can usually gauge the quality of the match by video run time. Anything less than 4 minutes is a blow out, 5-8 minutes is decently competitive, anymore more than 10 minutes and it's a treat.

[EdLawndale]

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Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?

[close]

At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.

[close]

Does that mean that it has already happened and they just haven't released it yet?

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You can usually gauge the quality of the match by video run time. Anything less than 4 minutes is a blow out, 5-8 minutes is decently competitive, anymore more than 10 minutes and it's a treat.

Makes sense. Can I get a gnar from you?

[listentoaheartbeat]

Asta vs. Oliveira was the first good thing to come out of this. It reminded me of why I enjoyed BATB back in the day, the display of flat ground excellence. Only disappointment was Luan finishing with the Fakie Hardflip 180, arguably his least attractive go-to. I wish he had gone for the Sw Fs Heelflip 360. Also didn't care much for the Fakie Double Kickflip, despite the proper catch.

[kilgoret]

the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

[JB]

Tom needs a lot more credit for cutting his hair and losing that baggy beanie.

[Red Eyed Swimmer]

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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

which shawn are you?

[Hinna]

ive watched like 2. thought it wasnt the worst thing in the world or anything. realized he was selling stickers. that pretty much turned me away

[SneakySecrets]

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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

You should probably play it safe and stop reading slap altogether if you hate it so much.  No one’s got a gun to your head.

[dustyassrocketswitchv]

I still can't believe there was a rematch! These fools need less screen time not more. I hope this negatively affects cariumba in some way. 

[versacekid420]

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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

oh my god shut up

[kilgoret]

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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

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oh my god shut up

make me you kook fuck.

[Red Eyed Swimmer]

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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

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oh my god shut up

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make me you kook fuck.

I need you each to post your best combat moves and we'll vote who's the alpha. Deal?

[left knee cap]

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I’m just happy sean won…or was it shaun?
Actually, don’t care.

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5:10

Looks like Koston did the same trick but did it properly. Down to the ‘IDK hands shrug”… The whole thing is probably scripted. Lol.

ok but this was just a for shits and giggles battle and not a legit one

[Paul Cicero]

Tom needs a lot more credit for cutting his hair and losing that baggy beanie.

Why?

[Sizzla]

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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

gifted hata mek I go haha, zimmi, Sizzla approve of him messages

[Lame_Nigga]

Was really looking forward to Dylan Jaeb sweeping the whole thing. Dad Berra seems chill, glad he’s done being a huge asshole

[Fongstarr.]

Lil Dre is in now.....which I am down for since he's from the Bay Area

[rocklobster]

Was it necessary to have a camera pointing at a laptop screen? Why couldn't he have just filmed this from his webcam at home?

[Keyser_Soze]

Bummed that Stevie dropped out.

[FatGuy92]

Lil Dre is in now.....which I am down for since he's from the Bay Area

Why the Influencer bracket? Isn't he pro for Karl Watson's company?

[Enrico Pallazzo]

Berra needs to make use of a surrogate, I'm not about to watch 8 minutes of his floating head in portrait mode on a horizontally oriented screen.