real confessions

[iKobrakai]

Might have done some drunk raiding of an unexpectedly plentiful medicine cabinet tonight at a Superbowl party.
It was me at my most Bawtawded. Not proud, but am high.

Damn you, dog drugs!

[johnes]

Sometimes in elementary school I would go to the bathroom and come back and think to myself, “man I don’t wanna be in class I wanna go back out into the hallway and chill”
So I would tell my teacher, “can I go back to the bathroom because I forgot to wipe”

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

My 4th month old son looks like a mini Ben Kadow

[Owen]

My 4th month old son looks like a mini Ben Kadow

Like the PD baby?

[doublesteveburger]

I can't shake the kleptomania from my younger days and steal small things from work constantly. Most times it's nothing practical or useful, but I can't help but feel it's warranted because I'm underpaid.

[JB]

I can't shake the kleptomania from my younger days and steal small things from work constantly. Most times it's nothing practical or useful, but I can't help but feel it's warranted because I'm underpaid.

What do you take?

[straight]

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I can't shake the kleptomania from my younger days and steal small things from work constantly. Most times it's nothing practical or useful, but I can't help but feel it's warranted because I'm underpaid.

[close]

What do you take?

“they owe” is how i deal with the guilt

[doublesteveburger]

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I can't shake the kleptomania from my younger days and steal small things from work constantly. Most times it's nothing practical or useful, but I can't help but feel it's warranted because I'm underpaid.

[close]

What do you take?

[close]

“they owe” is how i deal with the guilt

I work for an arts and crafts store so I’ll take supplies that I won’t even use sometimes. They definitely owe.

[Francis Xavier]

I take so much metal from the shop I work at it's unbelievable my boss doesn't care/know. When I worked at hotels I never had to worry about running out of sugar/coffee or even paper for school. They fuckin owe is right.

[smellsdead]

lets just say every job ive ever had has owed...

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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My 4th month old son looks like a mini Ben Kadow

[close]

Like the PD baby?

who is the PD baby? Is he a pissdrunk?
Basically he looks like this:
And while I think he's super cute, I can't help but wonder whether or not I should make him a Spazz bib...

[Paco Supreme]

I take shit from work all the time, my old manager used to wheel drums of paint out to his car on a monthly basis

[somethingmustbreaknow]

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My 4th month old son looks like a mini Ben Kadow

[close]

Like the PD baby?

[close]

who is the PD baby? Is he a pissdrunk?

[givecigstosurfgroms]

I take so much metal from the shop I work at it's unbelievable my boss doesn't care/know. When I worked at hotels I never had to worry about running out of sugar/coffee or even paper for school. They fuckin owe is right.

  This is a prime example of why speaking up and advocating are essential things.  Not saying shit and stealing makes you complicit.

[SneakySecrets]

I think about Mike Tyson at least once a day, everyday for one reason or another. 

[bad joke]

Sometimes in elementary school I would go to the bathroom and come back and think to myself, “man I don’t wanna be in class I wanna go back out into the hallway and chill”
So I would tell my teacher, “can I go back to the bathroom because I forgot to wipe”

yea I do this on first dates its a bumble thing they understand

[ZeGerms]

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I can't shake the kleptomania from my younger days and steal small things from work constantly. Most times it's nothing practical or useful, but I can't help but feel it's warranted because I'm underpaid.

[close]

What do you take?

[close]

“they owe” is how i deal with the guilt

I worked for an onlinepharmacy, handled the transport from germany to their facility in the netherlands and checked every incoming delivery...mostly for stuff I could use or sell. Damn, carried out so fucking much DUREX Product, Painkillers...everything. Then marked it as missing on the Handlingpapers and blame the companies for it. Never felt guilty, never got caught. THEY FUCKING OWE.

[doublesteveburger]

I haven’t been able to send two pals a care package I promised months ago and it’s been eating me up inside.

[Francis Xavier]

I haven’t been able to send two pals a care package I promised months ago and it’s been eating me up inside.

Fuck,you just reminded me I have to mail out a Blessed dvd

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

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I haven’t been able to send two pals a care package I promised months ago and it’s been eating me up inside.

[close]

Fuck,you just reminded me I have to mail out a Blessed dvd

I still owe you a care package for mine haha.

[L33Tg33k]

I'm too sad to masturbate.

[straight]

I'm too sick to masturbate.

[weon]

I like benihanas

[Mongoloid]

My biggest fear about dying is my family discovering my massive porn collection.

[feedmeseymour]

My biggest fear about dying is my family discovering my massive porn collection.

You watch porn with things other than the internet?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

My biggest fear about dying is my family discovering my massive porn collection.

I had an ex like you who was afraid of all the sex toys her parents would find if they ever had to clean out her stuff

[ChuckRamone]

I miss Gip.

[Francis Xavier]

I miss Gip.

I feel like he'll be back online around the summer,don't know why,but I do. Haha

[iKobrakai]

Yeah, bring him back.

[doublesteveburger]

The concept of keeping physical porn mags/dvds is funny to me considering I have a phone but then again I’m an avid skate video collector so I guess I understand to some degree.