Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.
At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.
I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. Then I left.
I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.