It's called a popsicle stick cuz trick boards, like popsicles, are for little kids.
It's sort of ironic to me that you'd make that statement... I say that because every once in a while I affectionately refer to my regular board as a popsicle stick, and not because I'm a little kid, but because compared to the boards I grew up skating on (from 85 until somewhere in the 90's), my current boards to indeed look like popsicles. Seeing as now I'm 32, I'm not a little kid, just someone that chose to primarily go with the flow of of skateboarding as it modernized for street and ramp skating. I have all kinds of boards, and I ride all of them every once in a while, but I primarily like the technical progression that skateboarding has taken, and I'll do the best I physically can to be a part of that.
As for your sentiment, all I can say is you probably shouldn't post here, only because you're going to be offended and every visit you make here will end in you being verbally assaulted to levels that you probably won't find very enjoyable. The less enjoyable it is for you, the more glee a few folks (and judging by your tone, I'd include myself) will take in your constant bombardment of hate.
Rather than post in a forum where you'll be miserable and constantly on defense, eager to make that clever or wicked comeback, just post at a forum that you'll have a good time in. I'd recommend Silverfish for longboarding, and I'd recommend Old Man Army for the more hessian and soulful bowl/ramp/skaters-that-pay-mortgages-and-have-autographed-Jeff Phillips-memorabilia on their shelves crowd. I don't say part that as an insult either, as I'm gladly a member of both of those forums since they cater to something a little different than this place does.
Just don't be so fucking defensive and realize that this place caters to a whole different thing. Just chill and remember that this is only the internet... if you want to get flamed in here, by all means, I'm sure it'll make for some great entertainment... but why the bother?