Tas Pappas is actually the best skater EVER and everybody would know this except Tony ‘Kookman’ Hawk stole the 900 from Tas. Tas is the original inventor of the concept of spinning 900 degrees in the air. Even expert theoretical physicists couldn’t comprehend that anything beyond 720 degrees can physically exist. Skateboarding would not exist without the contributions of Tas ‘Big Cock’ Pappas. And Ben Pappas didn’t murder his girlfriend, Tony ‘Kookman’ Hawk did. This is all true because I watched a documentary on Tas Pappas.