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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2820 on: November 13, 2010, 10:45:11 PM »
Tonight, I went to an AC/DC cover band concert. The band was called AC/ID.
The drummer looked like this just 56 years old

the guitar palyer stripped and was a fatso.
the audience, in essence, looked like this


go drown yourself in mountain dew while playing xbox.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2821 on: November 13, 2010, 10:57:02 PM »
go drown yourself in mountain dew while playing xbox.
sounds like heaven, so long as you're talking bout code red.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2822 on: November 24, 2010, 03:50:55 PM »
I feel like I have nothing in common with with almost all non-skaters.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2823 on: November 25, 2010, 05:55:17 PM »
I fucked my dead brother's wife when he was still alive.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2824 on: November 26, 2010, 06:55:21 AM »
^

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2825 on: December 04, 2010, 04:02:31 AM »
Corey Kennedy back tailed big flip out a handrail, and the Chocolate video is pushed back a year.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2826 on: December 04, 2010, 03:20:01 PM »
if i try to look at every day life from a non skateboarding standpoint, i always come up with nothing. like if i try to imagine what everyone does every day since they dont skateboard, i literally cant think of anything

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2827 on: December 04, 2010, 10:39:48 PM »
i'd say i skate alone 98% of the time
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2828 on: December 04, 2010, 11:39:17 PM »
^ this

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2829 on: December 07, 2010, 03:16:31 PM »
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i'd say i skate alone 98% of the time
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there's been many times when i've thought about quitting because of this. it usually lasts for a day then i get back out there.

I've tried to commit suicide three times. once in third grade, the night i overdosed, and a month after that. i tried to hang myself but the rope slipped. i figured that was some sort of sign (or i suck at knots.) never told anyone.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2830 on: December 07, 2010, 04:44:03 PM »
Soon your dreads should be strong enough for another go
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2831 on: December 07, 2010, 04:46:26 PM »
If at first you don't succeed...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2832 on: December 07, 2010, 05:35:55 PM »
easy on the suicide jokes, homie just got dumped

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2833 on: December 09, 2010, 11:43:33 PM »
I drink by myself, prefer it even.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2834 on: December 10, 2010, 09:00:01 AM »
easy on the suicide jokes, homie just got dumped
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2835 on: December 10, 2010, 11:43:53 PM »
i'd say i skate alone 100% of the time
This probably sounds lame, but there's worst confessions in this thread. ? It will be exactly 7 months since we have seen each other at the end of this month. I feel completely lost and lonely. I've been a recluse for these 7 months, barley doing anything. The only time I leave the house is for college and a few errands. Also my school work has suffered and I've been procrastinating more than before (so far I have 4 A's and 1 C). All I care about is our phone conversations and everything else is being put second, I just don't care about anything, some how she motivates me without doing anything. It's odd. I know life will be back to normal again......

I guess I'll do another, bored right now. I aspire to become a counselor, but I really don't like dealing with people. It sound contradicting. I hate when a cashier or some random person ask about my day or a quick chat. I really don't care about a random person's day, it's rare that I do. And most people are boring imo. And I hate people that constantly keep talking even though you're walking away...I just came from 2 damn products not hear to chat with you. I do have a passion for helping others, but I have to be willing to do it. It's an innate feature, my grandpa told me a few stories of me helping others as a small toddler/child. The highlight of these 7 months was feeding the homeless in LA's skid row. I like giving a helping hand to those down on their lives. I have such a passion for psychology/sociology I analyze people often...so that adds to be wanting to become a counselor.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2836 on: December 11, 2010, 07:41:44 AM »
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i'd say i skate alone 100% of the time
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This probably sounds lame, but there's worst confessions in this thread. ? It will be exactly 7 months since we have seen each other at the end of this month. I feel completely lost and lonely. I've been a recluse for these 7 months, barley doing anything. The only time I leave the house is for college and a few errands. Also my school work has suffered and I've been procrastinating more than before (so far I have 4 A's and 1 C). All I care about is our phone conversations and everything else is being put second, I just don't care about anything, some how she motivates me without doing anything. It's odd. I know life will be back to normal again......

Yeah it does sound lame. It's "real confessions," you just get shit off your chest. It's not a competition. If you're going to look at it that way, then I'd like to confess that your problems ain't shit, and you need to stop being a pussy and go fuck other women.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2837 on: December 11, 2010, 08:21:56 AM »
^ i think crass is engaged.

anyway, i've never related to song lyrics before in the way i do to these


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2838 on: December 11, 2010, 11:35:12 AM »
Well I'm soon to be engaged. I have absolutely no interest in any other women. If they flirt I give them the cold shoulder and/or leave.

I remember an incident last year at my old job. My gf and I worked together, so work wasn't so bad. Then some new chick started working there again. A few times when my girlfriend was off she would flirt. I walked in the refrigerator to grab something and I opened the door to she her bending down picking up juice for her front counter. I walked past her and she kept saying don't touch me in a playful way. If I was single, I probably would fuck her...I mean she was somewhat decent looking, would look better if she wasn't a junkie and a slut. A full latex suit would be required. Then she really pissed me off the next day. there was almost no room for her to get through so I moved out of the way as much as a I could and she just couldn't help herself, but decided to touch my ass. I told her to fuck off and leave me alone. She stopped and quit a few weeks later. My gf has seen her recently and she looks like a meth addict lol.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2839 on: December 11, 2010, 11:51:44 AM »
I guess you could say it's hard to pass Crass's ass.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2840 on: December 11, 2010, 01:37:08 PM »
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i'd say i skate alone 100% of the time
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This probably sounds lame, but there's worst confessions in this thread. ? It will be exactly 7 months since we have seen each other at the end of this month. I feel completely lost and lonely. I've been a recluse for these 7 months, barley doing anything. The only time I leave the house is for college and a few errands. Also my school work has suffered and I've been procrastinating more than before (so far I have 4 A's and 1 C). All I care about is our phone conversations and everything else is being put second, I just don't care about anything, some how she motivates me without doing anything. It's odd. I know life will be back to normal again......

I guess I'll do another, bored right now. I aspire to become a counselor, but I really don't like dealing with people. It sound contradicting. I hate when a cashier or some random person ask about my day or a quick chat. I really don't care about a random person's day, it's rare that I do. And most people are boring imo. And I hate people that constantly keep talking even though you're walking away...I just came from 2 damn products not hear to chat with you. I do have a passion for helping others, but I have to be willing to do it. It's an innate feature, my grandpa told me a few stories of me helping others as a small toddler/child. The highlight of these 7 months was feeding the homeless in LA's skid row. I like giving a helping hand to those down on their lives. I have such a passion for psychology/sociology I analyze people often...so that adds to be wanting to become a counselor.

I'm the opposite, I love talking with (not to) pretty much anyone. I only use self checkouts at stores if I'm in a rush.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2841 on: December 11, 2010, 01:50:53 PM »
Kinda embarrassed to say this, but fuck it.

I'm 20 years old, but I'm always stressin about how I'm gonna make a living. I got some stuff going on, on the side to keep me busy, but it feels more like a band-aid than a solution. I'm angry/annoyed most of the day and would rather just sleep, or be away from people if at all possible. I get intensely envious of people that I see happy, and I hate those kind of people tbh. Shit just feels pointless at times. Like yesterday I was 10 years old, today 20 years old, tomorrow I'll be 30. Shit's just out of control, and I feel it slipping away from me right now. I keep telling myself smile, and it'll be alright. Sometimes I do try to be generally upbeat, but fuck that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2842 on: December 11, 2010, 06:58:19 PM »
you guys make me feel a lot better!!!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2843 on: December 11, 2010, 09:12:19 PM »
I really love pizza

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2844 on: December 12, 2010, 11:50:19 AM »
as in, like, you would make love to a pizza?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2845 on: December 12, 2010, 12:04:27 PM »
Amazing big sausage pizza
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2846 on: December 14, 2010, 11:39:18 AM »
^ i think crass is engaged.

anyway, i've never related to song lyrics before in the way i do to these


I prefer this version


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2847 on: December 14, 2010, 01:04:04 PM »
the only time I've felt like I was having fun lately is after a bump

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2848 on: December 17, 2010, 08:12:40 PM »
the only time I've felt like I was having fun lately is after a bump
I think that means you should stop.
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2849 on: December 18, 2010, 08:26:31 AM »
I just spent my morning watching cute girls covering elliott smith on youtube
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