real confessions

[Shiek]

Send me a setup with indys
fuck you need 7 completes for

the only set up with indys is my egg which I use for going to the store and stuff the roads around here suck ass so I have soft wheels on it.

I have 7 setups cuz I wanted to try purchasing from a few shops to see which ones I like and wanted to try certain products for myself and I like how 6 of them look on my desk



pretty pointless i know but what else am I supposed to do, actually use the stuff?

[Shiek]

I want to swap out some of the trucks for ACEs and Tensors and Krux and need to get a new set of soft wheels for the egg, might make the space man a 2nd cruiser and try some OJs

[BieberStance]

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Send me a setup with indys
fuck you need 7 completes for

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the only set up with indys is my egg which I use for going to the store and stuff the roads around here suck ass so I have soft wheels on it.

I have 7 setups cuz I wanted to try purchasing from a few shops to see which ones I like and wanted to try certain products for myself and I like how 6 of them look on my desk



pretty pointless i know but what else am I supposed to do, actually use the stuff?

your taste is horrible.
so it will propably change pretty quick.
you will feel shit about what you own.

what leads to you buying a shitload of new stuff
and in consequence not using what you have

nothing will fit the void in you in the long run but

you may save the whole hardgood industry by yourself.


would gnar if i could.

[Shiek]

I like having horrible taste because at least its unique to me, "good taste" evolves and to have consistently good taste is to consistently adhere to trends. I would have liked all that garbage at 14 and I still like it now because my choices reflect my personality. Skateboarding isn't high art to me it's childrens todays. Every time I look up at my desk I feel like a little kid in a skateshop which is a feeling I'll never get again.

[Shiek]

the come and go nature of material possessions is normal to me from trying musical instruments over the years. I've sold, traded and gave away some great instruments over the years because I never bought them to fill any sort of void I bought them to learn from them and to experience the products first hand. The ones I decided to keep have sentimental value to me because they meant something to me at a certain point in my life. Reminding collectors that some imaginary void is never going to be filled is pointless because generally that isn't why they collect.

As for saving the hardgood industry I plan on it but I'm likely blacklisted from the industry already due to my horrible taste and inconsiderate slap posts.

[matty_c]

So it’s like a board for every slap account or what

[BieberStance]

the come and go nature of material possessions is normal to me from trying musical instruments over the years. I've sold, traded and gave away some great instruments over the years because I never bought them to fill any sort of void I bought them to learn from them and to experience the products first hand. The ones I decided to keep have sentimental value to me because they meant something to me at a certain point in my life. Reminding collectors that some imaginary void is never going to be filled is pointless because generally that isn't why they collect.

As for saving the hardgood industry I plan on it but I'm likely blacklisted from the industry already due to my horrible taste and inconsiderate slap posts.

nah quite the contrary! you have the kids taste and in contrary to them you have the money. to a local shop you are equally worth to 6 kids parents.

when I think back about the small shop I grew up with and scene of like 10 skaters keeping it afloat, you are quite a big deal. so no-one will ever blacklist you!

Please just don't treat skateboarding like you did music and support the scooterscene because you decide to change it up and "experience the products first hand"

[Shiek]

My music is too powerful to release, I had to shelf one piece because it was giving my dad seizures.

[iKobrakai]

So... No buff stuff?

[Shiek]

So... No buff stuff?

My biggest turn on is buff guys taller than me (6'3+) with broad shoulders 

[iKobrakai]

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So... No buff stuff?

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My biggest turn on is buff guys taller than me (6'3+) with broad shoulders 

Fuck.... meant butt stuff...

[Shiek]

I'm a good girl

[lazer69]

wish my om was chill. Like haven't seen her in a year. I go to stay there for 3 weeks, and difficult to keep it together. I wanna be nice the whole, but just its so difficult, and I feel guilty.

[Skart]

Fem guys are wack. Literally get a tan, go to bed on time and use your arms

Bam, straight and on the road to functionality

Struggle like everyone else and learn what it means to work physically. You're not a good girl, you're insane

Actually look at girls. Even the malnourished ones have soo much more to offer than you ever will as a guy acting like something he's not born to actually be

You're not a girl, you can't be

Close your ass, stop playing with it. You're tired and sick, look at yourself

[Shiek]

fuckin lmao

[Shiek]

im gonna put on a skirt and get my dildo out today just for you daddy

[Mog]

Struggle like everyone else

This sounds like terrible advice I'm going to smoke weed all day make some beats and take a nap for like 2 hours

[Mog]

Fem guys are wack. Literally get a tan, go to bed on time and use your arms

Bam, straight and on the road to functionality

Struggle like everyone else and learn what it means to work physically. You're not a good girl, you're insane

Actually look at girls. Even the malnourished ones have soo much more to offer than you ever will as a guy acting like something he's not born to actually be

You're not a girl, you can't be

Close your ass, stop playing with it. You're tired and sick, look at yourself

Can I ask you 2 personal questions?

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Yesterday, I was taking a shower after I had worked out. Heated up the water and turned on some music in the bathroom. My wife was out for the day so I decided I’d jerk off in the shower.

I’m playing a playlist through spotify that is listening to classic music. The Rolling Stones etcetera. I’m jamming out and nodding my head while I get some me time in.

Right as I’m getting close the finishing, Elton John’s Rocket Man comes on. I haven’t heard this song in a while and the lyrics are hitting me deep. Right before the second chorus hits, I feel the end is near. Right as he yells, “Rocket Man!”, I finish.

In that moment, with the combination of an orgasm and hearing the chorus, I actually shed a tear of joy. A few seconds later, I’m balling from joy and euphoria. My flaccid self in hand, crouched over, mumbling the lyrics to Rocket Man while I rinse the tears from my face.

hahaha epic wank session!

[silhouette]

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Yesterday, I was taking a shower after I had worked out. Heated up the water and turned on some music in the bathroom. My wife was out for the day so I decided I’d jerk off in the shower.

I’m playing a playlist through spotify that is listening to classic music. The Rolling Stones etcetera. I’m jamming out and nodding my head while I get some me time in.

Right as I’m getting close the finishing, Elton John’s Rocket Man comes on. I haven’t heard this song in a while and the lyrics are hitting me deep. Right before the second chorus hits, I feel the end is near. Right as he yells, “Rocket Man!”, I finish.

In that moment, with the combination of an orgasm and hearing the chorus, I actually shed a tear of joy. A few seconds later, I’m balling from joy and euphoria. My flaccid self in hand, crouched over, mumbling the lyrics to Rocket Man while I rinse the tears from my face.

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hahaha epic wank session!

Now imagine the same set-up, but it's this song that comes on:

[Sona]

Bugs are gross and a lot of them scare me, I don't like spiders and things with lots of legs ewwww feel gross typing this

[Sona]

My short term memory is really bad

[straight]

i have no idea what an algorithm is

[Sona]

I had a good one I wanted to put here but

My short term memory is really bad

[weon]

i have no idea what an algorithm is

if you know what an “if” function or a “for” loop is, then you already know

[SUPREMENECKPROTECTOR]

i have no idea what an algorithm is

[silhouette]

i have no idea what an algorithm is

I think it's when one marches to the beat of Al Gore.

[Sona]

algorithm is like one of those family tree charts but upside down 

[Mog]

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Fem guys are wack. Literally get a tan, go to bed on time and use your arms

Bam, straight and on the road to functionality

Struggle like everyone else and learn what it means to work physically. You're not a good girl, you're insane

Actually look at girls. Even the malnourished ones have soo much more to offer than you ever will as a guy acting like something he's not born to actually be

You're not a girl, you can't be

Close your ass, stop playing with it. You're tired and sick, look at yourself

[close]

Can I ask you 2 personal questions?

Didn't think so.

[doublesteveburger]

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i have no idea what an algorithm is

[close]

I think it's when one marches to the beat of Al Gore.

I got this a couple minutes after reading it and had to come back to tell you that you made my evening.