real confessions

[sparksandblood]

[oyolar]

abduct a hot girl, have sex with her, and kill her. its your only option.

that's what i did and still have yet to get caught.

[Cas4Lyfe]

i've never been in a fist fight. ever. and i always have dreams that i'm about to kick the shit out of somebody, but then my punches are in like slow mo, and they don't even hurt the person. and then they always kick my ass instead.

i broke up with my ex girlfriend in october, mostly because of this girl who i started talking with who my girlfriend at the time thought i was in love with. i denied it, but we still kept fighting about her. it wasn't the entire reason for the breakup, but it was definitely a deciding factor. now that we're done, i'm starting to hang out with the girl again and she honest to god texted me the other day saying that she thinks we should fuck, asap. it's awesome, but at the same time if my ex ever found out she would honestly slash my tires or something. she's is totally and completely out of her fucking mind.

once in grade 4, i made a working chairlift as a pulley type project, and it was a piece of shit and it didn't fucking work so i told my teacher that somebody must've broken it an recess. got a 100%, and the entire class got a lecture about respecting people's property.

this thread kills.

[bumptobar]

I can never bring myself to chat more than a few minutes.  I get bored and feel I'm being too obvious.  It's like the only way it'll happen is if a girl walks up and instantly says "let's get out of here."

Im the same way

[ty pennington]

i am the poster formally known as kilgore.

[BIG FAGGOT]

Whats wrong with me.. random moods.. I've went from fine and happy.. to depressed in one minute... I'm going to throw something at my "best friend".. something big.. and something hard.. and maybe.. JUST MAYBE.. she wont be such a spoiled little bratty drama queen.. if she's laying under a boulder.. hmmm.. then she can't be hypocritical, she can't set anymore horrible examples for her sisters. I know my life could get worse, and I know a whole ton of a lot of people have it a lot worse then I do.. but that doesnt mean I have a perfect life just because others have it worse.. I wish I could just fast-forward to somewhere in my life that I'd actually be doing something.. have something to work for, have to do things by myself, figure things out on my own.. or I wish I could just rewind it to when the only thing that mattered was having fun.. when nothing really mattered and I didnt have anything to worry about... I wish my so-called-best-friend would hold grudges for more then one day.. then maybe she'd stop talking to me and I wouldnt have to deal with her.. I thought she wouldnt want to see my face again after what happened.. but apparently she either forgives quickly.. or has short-term memory loss.. all I know is she definitely doesn't hae long-term memory loss.. always correcting every single thing when he sisters tell me stories and stuff.. I wish I did have it worse then this.. I wish I didnt have so much.. not really bad things happening type of worse.. just.. less stuff type of worse.. so then maybe I'd be thankful for what I DID
have.. I wish I could actually meet one of the only people who understand me.. I wish the other person who understood me hadn't moved.. I miss her so much.. I havent seen nor talked to her in months.. I wish I could have my mother back.. I wish I could have a Mother who'd have time to listen to everything I say and help me out and hold me and tell me its all gonna be alright.. If only.. I wish people would listen to me.. I'm different.. very.. very different.. and I wonder if the people that actually like me.. like me because I'm different.. or because of my looks.. Sadly.. in this world, there's a good chance of people just liking me because I'm pretty.. I feel like my life is steering in the completely wrong direction. I want to be the one that does good, does well, that doesnt mess up (too majorly..), that does well and goes to college and has a nice life with a good job and a nice family.. but I cant wait till then to change.. I can't keep putting it off, and putting it off.. I need to fix my life up.. now.. before its too late. Yeah yeah yeah I'm nice.. but just being nice when things come up and aren't out of my way isnt only what I should do.. niceness is only one step.. I have plenty more to go.. I just wish I could have some encouragement.. not only when I do something really great.. when I mess things up too.. if only there'd be somebody so when I fall they'll help me up and tell me I can do it.. and not just laugh in my face or just ignore me.. I feel like the dude in the Good Samaritan story.. (the one who was laying there dying..) I wish somebody would be the samaritan..

[CeeyMar]

I used be pretty smooth with girls but as I'm getting older I'm finding myself to be a lot more awkward around girls. Like I'll sit beside a girl I think is hot and have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say. When I'm drunk its a lot worse because I get self conscious when I'm acting stupid, Fuck Highschool.

[gentle.]

have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.

what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?

[OttoMaddox]

i am the poster formally known as kilgore.

Really?  I never disliked Kilgore.  I thought it was fucked up that everyone loved him and then just hated him after Veganfucker's meltdown.

[guy le douche]

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i am the poster formally known as kilgore.

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Really?  I never disliked Kilgore.  I thought it was fucked up that everyone loved him and then just hated him after Veganfucker's meltdown.

You thought it was fucked up that his head was inside his own asshole ?

[lurk daddy]

i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

[TheKarmessiah]

i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

i would fuk your stepmom if i had the chance too. and she would love it

[CeeyMar]

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have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.

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what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?

uhhhm....I don't know?

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have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.

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what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?

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uhhhm....I don't know?

that you ran out of interesting things to say at post 0

[lurk daddy]

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i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

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i would fuk your stepmom if i had the chance too. and she would love it

im sure you would. doubt she would love yer tiny white unskilled weewee tho

[Doctor Handsome]

i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

I wanted to get with my step cousin when I was like 15. I haven't seen her since then but I'm sure I still would.

[TheKarmessiah]

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i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

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i would fuk your stepmom if i had the chance too. and she would love it

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im sure you would. doubt she would love yer tiny white unskilled weewee tho

naw this knob is nubian bruh. and i would make that bitch black snake moan like christina ricci

[Stoeipoes]

A month ago I fucked my steph cousin and I regret it.

[Gest]

this whole page has been pretty fuckin weird

[jalopy james]

it's been pretty damn hot if you ask me.





i guess that's my confession for today.

[CeeyMar]

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have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.

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what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?

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uhhhm....I don't know?

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that you ran out of interesting things to say at post 0

I hate you.

[sven thorkel]

you hate the truth.... ruth

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

This guy whoo I went to school witth fucked his cousin every other week. Notice how I didn't write "step". I thought it was weird and disgusting and kinky.

[crapface]

Few years back when I was wee young feller there was this guy in the same school as I and he was engaged to his cousin.

[Pelican]

charles darwin fucked his cousin

[McGarngle]

^oh, that is so erotic

[brent]

do you think their relationship ever evolved into anything serious?

[DevilOnEnzyte]

I had this roomate once.
Guy was a royal asshole, and I fucking hated him.
So before I moved out, he was at work.
I went into his room and jerked off. I blew my load on his pillow and bedsheets, then rubbed it in.
Smiled and moved out.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I had this roomate once.
Guy was a royal asshole, and I fucking hated him.
So before I moved out, he was at work.
I went into his room and jerked off. I blew my load on his pillow and bedsheets, then rubbed it in.
Smiled and moved out.

Is that considered hate a masturbation?

[busey]

I had this roomate once.
Guy was a royal asshole, and I fucking hated him.
So before I moved out, he was at work.
I went into his room and jerked off. I blew my load on his pillow and bedsheets, then rubbed it in.
Smiled and moved out.

i was in the same situation only i used to clean the toilet with his tooth brush. life is good.