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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1890 on: January 28, 2009, 10:13:38 PM »
i am the poster formally known as kilgore.

Really?  I never disliked Kilgore.  I thought it was fucked up that everyone loved him and then just hated him after Veganfucker's meltdown.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1891 on: January 28, 2009, 11:34:46 PM »
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i am the poster formally known as kilgore.
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Really?  I never disliked Kilgore.  I thought it was fucked up that everyone loved him and then just hated him after Veganfucker's meltdown.
You thought it was fucked up that his head was inside his own asshole ?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1892 on: January 29, 2009, 12:24:44 PM »
i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1893 on: January 29, 2009, 12:55:28 PM »
i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

i would fuk your stepmom if i had the chance too. and she would love it
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1894 on: January 29, 2009, 02:22:23 PM »
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have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.
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what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?

uhhhm....I don't know?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1895 on: January 29, 2009, 02:29:23 PM »
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have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.
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what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?
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uhhhm....I don't know?

that you ran out of interesting things to say at post 0
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1896 on: January 29, 2009, 02:34:02 PM »
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i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.
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i would fuk your stepmom if i had the chance too. and she would love it
im sure you would. doubt she would love yer tiny white unskilled weewee tho
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1897 on: January 29, 2009, 02:36:25 PM »
i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.

I wanted to get with my step cousin when I was like 15. I haven't seen her since then but I'm sure I still would.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1898 on: January 29, 2009, 02:38:59 PM »
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i would fuck my step mom if i had the chance.
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i would fuk your stepmom if i had the chance too. and she would love it
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im sure you would. doubt she would love yer tiny white unskilled weewee tho

naw this knob is nubian bruh. and i would make that bitch black snake moan like christina ricci
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1899 on: January 29, 2009, 02:39:56 PM »
A month ago I fucked my steph cousin and I regret it.
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1900 on: January 29, 2009, 02:48:15 PM »
this whole page has been pretty fuckin weird

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1901 on: January 29, 2009, 03:10:52 PM »
it's been pretty damn hot if you ask me.





i guess that's my confession for today.
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« Reply #1902 on: January 30, 2009, 06:34:34 AM »
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have a 20 second convo then run out of things to say.
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what do you think this says about your posting, ceeymar?
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uhhhm....I don't know?
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that you ran out of interesting things to say at post 0

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1903 on: January 30, 2009, 09:43:26 AM »
you hate the truth.... ruth
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1904 on: January 31, 2009, 12:07:19 PM »
This guy whoo I went to school witth fucked his cousin every other week. Notice how I didn't write "step". I thought it was weird and disgusting and kinky.
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1905 on: January 31, 2009, 12:32:38 PM »
Few years back when I was wee young feller there was this guy in the same school as I and he was engaged to his cousin.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1906 on: January 31, 2009, 12:46:45 PM »
charles darwin fucked his cousin

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1907 on: January 31, 2009, 01:05:02 PM »
^oh, that is so erotic

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1908 on: January 31, 2009, 01:14:43 PM »
do you think their relationship ever evolved into anything serious?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1909 on: January 31, 2009, 06:04:39 PM »
I had this roomate once.
Guy was a royal asshole, and I fucking hated him.
So before I moved out, he was at work.
I went into his room and jerked off. I blew my load on his pillow and bedsheets, then rubbed it in.
Smiled and moved out.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1910 on: January 31, 2009, 07:29:28 PM »
I had this roomate once.
Guy was a royal asshole, and I fucking hated him.
So before I moved out, he was at work.
I went into his room and jerked off. I blew my load on his pillow and bedsheets, then rubbed it in.
Smiled and moved out.
Is that considered hate a masturbation?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1911 on: January 31, 2009, 08:55:14 PM »
I had this roomate once.
Guy was a royal asshole, and I fucking hated him.
So before I moved out, he was at work.
I went into his room and jerked off. I blew my load on his pillow and bedsheets, then rubbed it in.
Smiled and moved out.
i was in the same situation only i used to clean the toilet with his tooth brush. life is good.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1912 on: January 31, 2009, 10:07:55 PM »
do you think their relationship ever evolved into anything serious?



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1913 on: February 01, 2009, 11:14:40 AM »
I hate football.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1914 on: February 01, 2009, 02:05:20 PM »
Oh fuck... she was under 18...  :o
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« Reply #1915 on: February 01, 2009, 02:10:07 PM »
I hate football.
Same. I will not be watching the big game tonight just like I didn't last year.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1916 on: February 01, 2009, 03:12:04 PM »
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I hate football.
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Same. I will not be watching the big game tonight just like I didn't last year.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1917 on: February 01, 2009, 03:34:22 PM »
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I hate football.
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Same. I will not be watching the big game tonight just like I didn't last year.
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keep it core dudes
I heart football. I've got it on with Dr. Octagon playing and I'm not skating or watching it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1918 on: February 01, 2009, 04:55:39 PM »
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I hate football.
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Same. I will not be watching the big game tonight just like I didn't last year.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1919 on: February 01, 2009, 05:08:03 PM »
I don't like watching any sports on tv. They are a lot more fun to play than watch