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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1500 on: May 12, 2008, 05:06:49 PM »
seinfeld pretty much sums up my life.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1501 on: May 12, 2008, 10:53:58 PM »
-ive been skating for a little under 10 years, i cant skate switch, jump down things if they are taller than my hip, or do a 360 flip

-i stutter and have social anxiety (especially around females)

-i was a drama nerd in high school and could recite the words to "Phantom of the opera" almost flawlessly

- i'm afraid of a lot of things.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1502 on: May 13, 2008, 03:12:38 PM »


-i stutter and have social anxiety (especially around females)


i have this problem except with dudes im crushin on. theres a kid i go to school with ive thought was awesome since freshman year and i get mentally regular around him/super quiet. it sucks.

whenever people tell me stuff thats bad about myself even though i know its true i get depressed. today a teacher told me i was a bad student but had good concepts and work and it just bummed me out even though i know its true.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1503 on: May 13, 2008, 07:26:08 PM »
i've gotten better as i've gotten older about my stuttering bothering me. but every now and again i wish i could have a decent conversation with an attractive girl without sounding like a broken record recorded by that crippled guy from south park
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1504 on: May 13, 2008, 08:03:14 PM »
I'm looking forward to 2012 to see if the world ends or not, and I would actually be pretty stoked if I was alive to see it.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1505 on: May 14, 2008, 02:14:02 PM »
^^^ Of course its gonna be around dummy. You might not be, but who cares.

-I'm not afraid to die. Life sucks anyway.

-I used to piss behind doors when I was younger. Dunno why, it was just easier than walking to the bathroom.

-I drive drunk from time to time.

-I've hit numerous cars and drove off.

-Everytime I see an a car accident, I just think about how big of a fuck that person must be.

-I hate my friends because they are greedy.

-I REALLY HATE everyone in my family. Grandma's, aunts, uncles etc. I hope they all die a miserable death and I don't feel bad about it either.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1506 on: May 14, 2008, 02:55:26 PM »

-I'm not afraid to die. Life sucks anyway.

-I used to piss behind doors when I was younger. Dunno why, it was just easier than walking to the bathroom.

-I drive drunk from time to time.

-I've hit numerous cars and drove off.

-Everytime I see an a car accident, I just think about how big of a fuck that person must be.

-I hate my friends because they are greedy.

-I REALLY HATE everyone in my family. Grandma's, aunts, uncles etc. I hope they all die a miserable death and I don't feel bad about it either.
damn eat.shit, now thats real talk.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1507 on: May 15, 2008, 04:40:45 PM »
-I drive drunk from time to time.

i do this all the time i know if i get caught i be fucked, and every day after I've done it i go out to check my car to see if its ok and i didn't hit anything. I would feel like shit if i ever killed somebody doing it, and would never forgive myself. But at the same i keep doing it almost every weekend and when i'm driving drunk i always wonder what it would be like to get in a really gnarly car accident

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1508 on: May 15, 2008, 05:37:11 PM »
^^^ Of course its gonna be around dummy. You might not be, but who cares.

-I'm not afraid to die. Life sucks anyway.

-I used to piss behind doors when I was younger. Dunno why, it was just easier than walking to the bathroom.

-I drive drunk from time to time.

-I've hit numerous cars and drove off.

-Everytime I see an a car accident, I just think about how big of a fuck that person must be.

-I hate my friends because they are greedy.

-I REALLY HATE everyone in my family. Grandma's, aunts, uncles etc. I hope they all die a miserable death and I don't feel bad about it either.

you must have been one of those teenagers that would make me cross the street whenever i saw them comming towards me. have fun with your lighter
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1509 on: May 16, 2008, 06:12:46 AM »
i love it when i land a hard trick and everybody sees me.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1510 on: May 16, 2008, 08:57:12 AM »
I think my balls are going to fall off. I went out with this really beautiful, nice girl for about 5 months. Loads of sex, I never thought about really committing to the relationship, but she told me she was in love with me. I kept fucking her anyway cos the sex was so amazing.
We broke up and now my fucking balls are killing me, and there's this sketchy tender lump on one of them.
I've got a doctor's appointment on monday and the final unit of my three year degree is due on tuesday. I haven't started the module at all and all I can do about this whole situation is sit in my room smoking obscene amounts of pot and listening to Sleep, Om, really gnarly death metal like Burzum and Slayer. 
I think she might've seriously cursed me but I probably deserve it... confession over.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1511 on: May 16, 2008, 01:27:33 PM »
i love it when i land a hard trick and everybody sees me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1512 on: May 16, 2008, 03:32:14 PM »
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i love it when i land a hard trick and everybody sees me.
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same..but who doesn't?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1513 on: May 16, 2008, 03:46:09 PM »
i love snaking people at the skatepark and cruising around nonchalantly and getting in people's way that are getting real serious. i think the only reason i get away with it is because i'm older than most of the people there and i actually land shit sometimes
one-upping is rad.  so is beaming.  both so unquestionably identify the kooks...saves a lot of wasted time/small talk.  you instantly know who to avoid.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1514 on: May 16, 2008, 04:18:41 PM »
i love snaking people at the skatepark and cruising around nonchalantly and getting in people's way that are getting real serious. i think the only reason i get away with it is because i'm older than most of the people there and i actually land shit sometimes

I do this all the time at parks(get in peoples way), but not intentionally.

I always compare myself to other skateboarders, and i hate it.
I actually compare myself with other people and things all the time.
I make fun of things/people way too much.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1515 on: May 16, 2008, 07:05:25 PM »
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i love snaking people at the skatepark and cruising around nonchalantly and getting in people's way that are getting real serious. i think the only reason i get away with it is because i'm older than most of the people there and i actually land shit sometimes
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I do this all the time at parks, but not intentionally.

I always compare myself to other skateboarders, and i hate it.
I actually compare myself with other people and things all the time.
I make fun of things/people way too much.

I think its out of the insererity about myself but now im tending to not give a shit.

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« Reply #1516 on: May 16, 2008, 09:24:39 PM »
i question EVERYONES sincereness to me.  i just feel like no matter who it is just thinks of me as shit behind my back, but pretends to like me for who knows why.  :-[

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1517 on: May 17, 2008, 11:22:58 AM »
i question EVERYONES sincereness to me.  i just feel like no matter who it is just thinks of me as shit behind my back, but pretends to like me for who knows why.  :-[

i feel the same exact way. i always feel like theres a motive and if not its just fakeness.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1518 on: May 17, 2008, 12:25:58 PM »
i'm just always outside of the bubble. there's always this feeling of quietness everytime i speak amongst friends. same thing when i post.  :-\

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1519 on: May 17, 2008, 04:36:18 PM »
I talk shit about everyone I know, like alot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1520 on: May 17, 2008, 04:39:01 PM »
i'm just always outside of the bubble. there's always this feeling of quietness everytime i speak amongst friends. same thing when i post.  :-\
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1521 on: May 20, 2008, 10:54:27 AM »
i'm the most disgusted at myself right now than ever before.

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« Reply #1522 on: May 20, 2008, 12:25:31 PM »
my girlfriend has gained a small amount of weight, and it bothers me ALOT , I feel shallow , and I know if I say somthing she'll be crushed, cry, possibly become anorexic, and become pariniod tha tI am goign to cheat on her.
I'm very active, skate tons, eat well, and recently she hasn't really been doing much of anything outside of work. I don't want my chcik to get fat, I'd be bummed.

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« Reply #1523 on: May 20, 2008, 01:28:11 PM »
glad i'm not the only one going through this...

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« Reply #1524 on: May 20, 2008, 01:52:58 PM »
well, she eats well, understands proper diet, works in the medical field
just seems like I am way more into staying in shape than she is, wich is annoying, but rewind 2-3 years ago, I was smoking, drining, eating fast food, I sorta realized I had to be more responsible with age. I am going to try and be as encouraging as possible, and try not to put any stess on her shoulders
so, tonight I'm going skateboarding right after diner, I am goign to suggest that she goes for a jog, or walk to kill the time.
I think she is starting to get the hint that I am annoyed with her un-activness

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1525 on: May 20, 2008, 05:58:13 PM »
I'm scared shitless of my future, I'm facing five years in prison for standing up for myself. For legal reasons, I can't really give my side of the story but it makes me sick to think about it. I can't sleep at night, I haven't been myself since it happend, and I'm going to have to deal with the choice I made for the rest of my life. And the worst part is, I bet over half of you would have done the same thing I did. I've been skating as much as I can, its the only thing that really clears my head and makes me forget about everything. But win or lose, I'm already 40k in the hole from my lawyer. If I didn't have such an amazing family and friends, I would be so fucked.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1526 on: May 20, 2008, 06:58:44 PM »
Damn dude, good luck with that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1527 on: May 20, 2008, 07:26:59 PM »
Damn dude, good luck with that.

yeah man  :-\
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1528 on: May 20, 2008, 11:54:14 PM »
did you kill him 89?thats not a side of the story
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1529 on: May 21, 2008, 11:02:24 AM »
so...... what did you do?
I used to post