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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1500 on: May 15, 2008, 05:37:11 PM »
^^^ Of course its gonna be around dummy. You might not be, but who cares.

-I'm not afraid to die. Life sucks anyway.

-I used to piss behind doors when I was younger. Dunno why, it was just easier than walking to the bathroom.

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-I've hit numerous cars and drove off.

-Everytime I see an a car accident, I just think about how big of a fuck that person must be.

-I hate my friends because they are greedy.

-I REALLY HATE everyone in my family. Grandma's, aunts, uncles etc. I hope they all die a miserable death and I don't feel bad about it either.

you must have been one of those teenagers that would make me cross the street whenever i saw them comming towards me. have fun with your lighter
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1501 on: May 16, 2008, 06:12:46 AM »
i love it when i land a hard trick and everybody sees me.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1502 on: May 16, 2008, 08:57:12 AM »
I think my balls are going to fall off. I went out with this really beautiful, nice girl for about 5 months. Loads of sex, I never thought about really committing to the relationship, but she told me she was in love with me. I kept fucking her anyway cos the sex was so amazing.
We broke up and now my fucking balls are killing me, and there's this sketchy tender lump on one of them.
I've got a doctor's appointment on monday and the final unit of my three year degree is due on tuesday. I haven't started the module at all and all I can do about this whole situation is sit in my room smoking obscene amounts of pot and listening to Sleep, Om, really gnarly death metal like Burzum and Slayer. 
I think she might've seriously cursed me but I probably deserve it... confession over.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1503 on: May 16, 2008, 01:27:33 PM »
i love it when i land a hard trick and everybody sees me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1504 on: May 16, 2008, 03:32:14 PM »
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i love it when i land a hard trick and everybody sees me.
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same..but who doesn't?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1505 on: May 16, 2008, 03:46:09 PM »
i love snaking people at the skatepark and cruising around nonchalantly and getting in people's way that are getting real serious. i think the only reason i get away with it is because i'm older than most of the people there and i actually land shit sometimes
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1506 on: May 16, 2008, 04:18:41 PM »
i love snaking people at the skatepark and cruising around nonchalantly and getting in people's way that are getting real serious. i think the only reason i get away with it is because i'm older than most of the people there and i actually land shit sometimes

I do this all the time at parks(get in peoples way), but not intentionally.

I always compare myself to other skateboarders, and i hate it.
I actually compare myself with other people and things all the time.
I make fun of things/people way too much.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1507 on: May 16, 2008, 07:05:25 PM »
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i love snaking people at the skatepark and cruising around nonchalantly and getting in people's way that are getting real serious. i think the only reason i get away with it is because i'm older than most of the people there and i actually land shit sometimes
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I do this all the time at parks, but not intentionally.

I always compare myself to other skateboarders, and i hate it.
I actually compare myself with other people and things all the time.
I make fun of things/people way too much.

I think its out of the insererity about myself but now im tending to not give a shit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1508 on: May 16, 2008, 09:24:39 PM »
i question EVERYONES sincereness to me.  i just feel like no matter who it is just thinks of me as shit behind my back, but pretends to like me for who knows why.  :-[

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1509 on: May 17, 2008, 11:22:58 AM »
i question EVERYONES sincereness to me.  i just feel like no matter who it is just thinks of me as shit behind my back, but pretends to like me for who knows why.  :-[

i feel the same exact way. i always feel like theres a motive and if not its just fakeness.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1510 on: May 17, 2008, 12:25:58 PM »
i'm just always outside of the bubble. there's always this feeling of quietness everytime i speak amongst friends. same thing when i post.  :-\

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1511 on: May 17, 2008, 04:36:18 PM »
I talk shit about everyone I know, like alot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1512 on: May 17, 2008, 04:39:01 PM »
i'm just always outside of the bubble. there's always this feeling of quietness everytime i speak amongst friends. same thing when i post.  :-\
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1513 on: May 20, 2008, 10:54:27 AM »
i'm the most disgusted at myself right now than ever before.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1514 on: May 20, 2008, 12:25:31 PM »
my girlfriend has gained a small amount of weight, and it bothers me ALOT , I feel shallow , and I know if I say somthing she'll be crushed, cry, possibly become anorexic, and become pariniod tha tI am goign to cheat on her.
I'm very active, skate tons, eat well, and recently she hasn't really been doing much of anything outside of work. I don't want my chcik to get fat, I'd be bummed.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1515 on: May 20, 2008, 01:28:11 PM »
glad i'm not the only one going through this...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1516 on: May 20, 2008, 01:52:58 PM »
well, she eats well, understands proper diet, works in the medical field
just seems like I am way more into staying in shape than she is, wich is annoying, but rewind 2-3 years ago, I was smoking, drining, eating fast food, I sorta realized I had to be more responsible with age. I am going to try and be as encouraging as possible, and try not to put any stess on her shoulders
so, tonight I'm going skateboarding right after diner, I am goign to suggest that she goes for a jog, or walk to kill the time.
I think she is starting to get the hint that I am annoyed with her un-activness

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1517 on: May 20, 2008, 05:58:13 PM »
I'm scared shitless of my future, I'm facing five years in prison for standing up for myself. For legal reasons, I can't really give my side of the story but it makes me sick to think about it. I can't sleep at night, I haven't been myself since it happend, and I'm going to have to deal with the choice I made for the rest of my life. And the worst part is, I bet over half of you would have done the same thing I did. I've been skating as much as I can, its the only thing that really clears my head and makes me forget about everything. But win or lose, I'm already 40k in the hole from my lawyer. If I didn't have such an amazing family and friends, I would be so fucked.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1518 on: May 20, 2008, 06:58:44 PM »
Damn dude, good luck with that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1519 on: May 20, 2008, 07:26:59 PM »
Damn dude, good luck with that.

yeah man  :-\
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1520 on: May 20, 2008, 11:54:14 PM »
did you kill him 89?thats not a side of the story
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1521 on: May 21, 2008, 11:02:24 AM »
so...... what did you do?
I used to post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1522 on: May 21, 2008, 09:19:54 PM »
Good luck. A buddy of mine almost served some time because of some bullshit.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1523 on: May 22, 2008, 09:04:27 AM »
I really wish that I could get into it, but I don't go to court until the fall and I don't want to say too much. But its a one in a million freak accident. But anyways, lets talk about skateboarding.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1524 on: May 22, 2008, 09:29:29 AM »
yikes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1525 on: May 22, 2008, 06:09:41 PM »
all the kids i graduated high school in 2004 are now graduating from college, and i'm still in the process of getting my AA cause i dropped out of college for 2 years and just skated and smoked weed. it sucks cause i've been all these gradution invitations in the mail recently, but my parents arent mad at me at all, but i wish i could make them proud.

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« Reply #1526 on: May 22, 2008, 08:12:01 PM »
all the kids i graduated high school in 2004 are now graduating from college, and i'm still in the process of getting my AA cause i dropped out of college for 2 years and just skated and smoked weed. it sucks cause i've been all these gradution invitations in the mail recently, but my parents arent mad at me at all, but i wish i could make them proud.

better to take your time to figure what you want out of school than to just breeze through in 4 years and get a degree in something you hate.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1527 on: May 22, 2008, 09:11:01 PM »
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all the kids i graduated high school in 2004 are now graduating from college, and i'm still in the process of getting my AA cause i dropped out of college for 2 years and just skated and smoked weed. it sucks cause i've been all these gradution invitations in the mail recently, but my parents arent mad at me at all, but i wish i could make them proud.
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better to take your time to figure what you want out of school than to just breeze through in 4 years and get a degree in something you hate.

yeah so true..the majority of the kids who i've spoken to tell me they are graduating with a degree in business and accounting..i think to myself, holy shit, the rest of your life is going to suck. i'm leaning towards public relations as my major, seems more fun than computing numbers all day.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1528 on: May 22, 2008, 09:19:34 PM »
I need to get out of connecticut and move to new york city, because i feel like people are always watching me here

i live in ny and i feel like this all the time.
I used to post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1529 on: May 22, 2008, 10:04:42 PM »
I haven't left the house in 3 days.  Tomorrow my cat will need more food.  Can I get cat food delivered?