Bro, the big cat doesn’t quote himself often, but when he does, he does it all the fucking time because the big cat is a well-sexed genius. I can’t even go on the experience, because it would just be Steezus giving me props for three hours straight on account of all the sex I make with an ebony goddess. I’m so highly educated, I can’t even spell right. You don’t even know how good the big cat is at organizing podcasts, because y’all don’t even go to raves and party hard like David Loy and the Big Cat. One time, the big cat took a big shot of sour puss and danced so hard that all the girls in Nyjah’s pool slumped over into positions of submission to demand court with my monumental, magnificent member. But that’s not how the big cat gets down, so I threw on my Lebrons, did a Dylan-esque kickflip out the door while ejaculating everywhere, and rode home on a trail of jizz like the silver surfer. Andy Anderson is the next Dylan Rieder.