I figured I'd pop in.
- I miss the old Slap days when everyone hated me because I was such an asshat. It gave me something to do. Slap had more interesting content back then too.
- Being a lesbian really ISN'T what it's cracked up to be.
- Because of said confession, I have the worst time with the preferred gender, due the fact the most girls are pieces of shit without a fucking backbone, and I'm ashamed to share the same gender as these dumbfucks.
- Sometimes I wish I was a guy so everything would be easier, and well, I wonder what it would be like to rape someone.
- I've done a complete 180 on myself in the past year, and I don't know if it's for the better.
- Political and religious discussions really fucking annoy me, and I hate people whose lives are revolved around that shit.
- I said I would quit smoking cigs, but I have yet to make any real effort.
- I actually like smoking cigs, and I'm surprised I haven't started earlier.
- I know I'll regret that last statement when I get some sort of cancer.
- I know everything one needs to know about guitars and guitar-related gear, but I can't play for shit.
- I don't skate anymore, and I haven't had a serious skate session in two years. I can barely ollie now.
- I like working at my fast food place of employment.
- Because of that, I lead a very unhealthy lifestyle, but I've never felt better in my life.
- Smoking weed has lost my interest, and I'm getting annoyed with half of my friends' blind and shallow obsessions with drugs.
- I fingered a girl in a church.
- I'm heavily debating on whether or not to fuck this sub-white trash girl.
- I've enlisted in the military to get away from where I live. I'm actually excited about it, and I want to go to Iraq to see what's going on. I ship out for basic a few weeks after I graduate.
- I'm fully aware of the "Don't ask, don't tell" rule, and I think it's complete bullshit.
- I didn't know I'd "confess" this much.