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Re: real confessions
« Reply #300 on: December 24, 2006, 06:38:18 PM »
what would you call it if I popped a nollie flip out of a front board on a box?  either one is right.  this argument is stupid.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #301 on: December 24, 2006, 08:17:57 PM »
one of the mods should delete all the bullshit talk in here and make it a legit topic again, this is one of the best ones thats been on here in so long.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #302 on: December 24, 2006, 08:52:12 PM »
I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #303 on: December 24, 2006, 10:02:45 PM »
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I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.
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basically.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #304 on: December 25, 2006, 11:57:27 AM »
I figured I'd pop in.

- I miss the old Slap days when everyone hated me because I was such an asshat. It gave me something to do. Slap had more interesting content back then too.
- Being a lesbian really ISN'T what it's cracked up to be.
- Because of said confession, I have the worst time with the preferred gender, due the fact the most girls are pieces of shit without a fucking backbone, and I'm ashamed to share the same gender as these dumbfucks.
- Sometimes I wish I was a guy so everything would be easier, and well, I wonder what it would be like to rape someone.
- I've done a complete 180 on myself in the past year, and I don't know if it's for the better.
- Political and religious discussions really fucking annoy me, and I hate people whose lives are revolved around that shit.
- I said I would quit smoking cigs, but I have yet to make any real effort.
- I actually like smoking cigs, and I'm surprised I haven't started earlier.
- I know I'll regret that last statement when I get some sort of cancer.
- I know everything one needs to know about guitars and guitar-related gear, but I can't play for shit.
- I don't skate anymore, and I haven't had a serious skate session in two years. I can barely ollie now.
- I like working at my fast food place of employment.
- Because of that, I lead a very unhealthy lifestyle, but I've never felt better in my life.
- Smoking weed has lost my interest, and I'm getting annoyed with half of my friends' blind and shallow obsessions with drugs.
- I fingered a girl in a church.
- I'm heavily debating on whether or not to fuck this sub-white trash girl.
- I've enlisted in the military to get away from where I live. I'm actually excited about it, and I want to go to Iraq to see what's going on. I ship out for basic a few weeks after I graduate.
- I'm fully aware of the "Don't ask, don't tell" rule, and I think it's complete bullshit.
- I didn't know I'd "confess" this much.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #305 on: December 25, 2006, 04:34:52 PM »
confession...God, you just made my pussy wet. 
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #306 on: December 25, 2006, 04:49:41 PM »
i have a balance board in my hosue and i can do all that dorky stuff(suvs both ways, 360 shuvs, pivots both ways, 360 pivots both ways, shuv reverts both ways, bigspins eiher way, ollies, hang tens, etc) without touching but i can't do manual tricks to save my life. i always mess up right when my front/back two wheels first hit

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #307 on: December 25, 2006, 08:35:35 PM »
what would you call it if I popped a nollie flip out of a front board on a box?  either one is right.  this argument is stupid.
i dont think youd pop a nollie flip out of a front board on a box

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #308 on: December 25, 2006, 08:41:09 PM »
hate to tack on to this, but you would definitely be popping nollie, really no doubt about it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #309 on: December 26, 2006, 09:04:00 AM »
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what would you call it if I popped a nollie flip out of a front board on a box?  either one is right.  this argument is stupid.
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i dont think youd pop a nollie flip out of a front board on a box

well you don't know shit.  that seems like a dumb trick anyways, i was trying to give you a more obvious example of me being right and you wrong.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #310 on: December 26, 2006, 10:02:33 AM »
i can't swim. i taught myself how to do it six years ago but after that summer i didn't swim until last summer and i couldn't do it. i drowned three times in a half hour so i said fuck it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #311 on: December 30, 2006, 07:58:20 AM »
Der Mensch, der mir am nächsten ist, bin ich, ich bin ein Egoist.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #312 on: December 30, 2006, 09:09:35 AM »
Confession: I tried the tanning lotion that my exgirlfriend gave me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #313 on: December 30, 2006, 10:05:02 PM »

- I fingered a girl in a church.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #314 on: December 30, 2006, 10:11:16 PM »
I am a horrible skateboarder, and I honestly could not give a fuck.

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I miss Meth and Hookers.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #315 on: December 31, 2006, 02:16:21 AM »
i have bad sleeping problems

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #316 on: December 31, 2006, 02:27:22 AM »
i dont know which 'stance' i really skate. cant do street goofy beyond basic things and cant do transition/anything to do with turning regular stance at all.
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #317 on: December 31, 2006, 02:27:52 AM »
IM LAUGHING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER RITENOW!!!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #318 on: December 31, 2006, 05:23:01 PM »
fuck off

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #319 on: December 31, 2006, 09:01:58 PM »
i have bad sleeping problems

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #320 on: December 31, 2006, 10:36:01 PM »
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i have bad sleeping problems
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welcome to the club man!
try taking melatonin

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #321 on: December 31, 2006, 10:45:53 PM »
is that a sleeping pill?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #322 on: December 31, 2006, 10:58:06 PM »
look it up on wikipedia

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #323 on: December 31, 2006, 11:27:34 PM »
is that a sleeping pill?

no, your body produces it just like seretonin, some people lack the right amount of melatonin so you take it in pill form, they sell them at most any grocery store, all they do for me is give me a headache.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #324 on: December 31, 2006, 11:50:56 PM »
I bought a Stereo kangle hat.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #325 on: December 31, 2006, 11:58:17 PM »
i think guitar hero is really fucking boring, but i dont think my friends will want to play with me anymore if they know :[

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #326 on: January 01, 2007, 12:02:00 AM »
you dont have to be eighteen to try that pill right? or a diagnosis?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #327 on: January 01, 2007, 12:31:20 AM »
im sheffledge
wait a sec...are you serious?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #328 on: January 01, 2007, 01:50:04 AM »
you dont have to be eighteen to try that pill right? or a diagnosis?
nah, it's  in with the vitamin supplements.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #329 on: January 01, 2007, 01:58:00 AM »
oh thats tight thanks man