alright alright alright I'll give you guys a lil dirt. Had this app for about a month now and I've hooked up with 4 different girls. 3 in the 2nd weekend of having the app. I dont know what the fuck happened. But my go to is this. "Hey (tinder ho's name). You look fucking good in your pictures." "tell me you come to (your town) often". or if shes only a few miles away, "tell me you live in (your town). then I usually wait for a response. First off it's important to say the name, and pepper it in semi often throughout the conversation. So i often go with "fucking good" or "fucking sexy" or "fucking gorgeous", depending on the ho. The compliment I keep getting from my matches is that I'm very forward, and they all say that's a good thing, whether they end up wanting the D or not. and also, when you figure out if they come to your area much you can gauge whether or not you actually give a fuck.
If they reply and are receptive to the idea, the floodgates are open. What I've found is I can be the most forward and crude person as long as i back it up by making them laugh. Just keep making them reply with the little haha's or the best, the hahahahahahah's (honestly that's how you really know a chick is down, especially if they tell you that you made them laugh, it's in the bag.) So i just keep being funny, talk about some light topics, and if you can make them ask you all the stupid shit. where you from, did you go to school, still in school, work, blah blah blah then they're the boring ones, not you. you're all interesting n shit.
so after a bit of chatting up, more compliments, telling them i like a specific photo because "im a sucker for a pretty face", asking "what do you do to occupy youre time?" (and this all has to happen in the same session by the way or else you'll most likely lose them on the next), and this is what I say to MOST girls, not all, but most. and it's worked on all 4 of my successes so far. assuming theyre responsive, "so are you on this app to mess around, or do you mayybe want to sit on my face sometime?" now I've gotten everything from haha's to "both" to "oooh i would love to sit on your face" to "no thank you" to straight up getting blocked. But assuming all is going in your favor it is essential to get a number. If they say theyre down I usually just say "great. 415-555-5555". now it's important to give it some time and wait for the text. If you didnt get any sort of reply know that you're still in the game fully. you just need to keep talking with them and maybe set up a time and place to meet before they feel comfortable texting you. once you get dem digits, you should be golden.
now before I leave you I'll impart some strategy your way in regards to getting matches. ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT. seriously, cast a wide fucking net. and though youll encounter many a hambeast or autobot, you can easily just delete them. the cream will rise, damnit! it will rise.
just remember folks, It's a numbers game
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