real confessions

[iKobrakai]

A lot of crack whores in here...

[camelflodge]

A lot of crack whores in here...

And one ex heroin addict who is bummed because deep down he really just wants to try crossfit

[iKobrakai]

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A lot of crack whores in here...

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And one ex heroin addict who is bummed because deep down he really just wants to try crossfit

I'm not white enough to get into a crosshit "box".

[weon]

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i think im cooler than everybody because im real into older underground rap from memphis/the bay and wear core skate shoes loose with the tongue over my pants but im really just a turd inside

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I think Im cooler than you because I grew up on that music and dont even wear actual skate brands, but Im really just a turd inside, just a turd thats cooler than you.

two slap accounts, one turd

[Crack Whore]

turd life

[brucewillis]

Might be in love with my friend's ex, kissed her last weekend and i can see she's really into me too. Is this wrong? My ''friend'' was an asshole with her in the past

[Quique]

It is wrong but fuck it. Seems like he ain't a real friend.

I would only think about it if he was part of a larger group of buddies that's important to you, and your relationship puts you away from them. Sometimes there's no turn back from that.

But if not go ahead and love dude

[doublesteveburger]

There’s a million girls on this planet and your heart chose her so there’s that. That or your wiener chose her and you’re justifying it by grasping for straws. I’m speaking from experience. Love is silly.


Oh and my confession is I’m the one that’s been eating all the Tina’s burritos in the break room. Such a guilty pleasure. Being broke for two years straight means my pallet consists of food made of rubber.

[Joe Pesci]

Might be in love with my friend's ex, hooked up with late weekend and i can see she's really into me too. Is this wrong? My ''friend'' was an asshole with her

You don't know how their relationship really was because you weren't in it, but I also don't know what you mean by asshole. And I don't know your relationship with your "friend" and how close you guys are. If you mean like Daryl Angel asshole (punching her in the face) then fuck that dude, but I still wouldn't hope for shit with her and wouldn't have done anything with her, but then again I'm speaking from experience because I've done that before and it wasn't worth it in my opinion. One of those things I knew I shouldn't have done but didn't really know why and afterward felt super guilty and shitty about it. Even if you feel like he's an asshole, if you call him your friend and you hook up with his (ex) girl knowing that he wouldn't like it what does that make you?

There's a lot of details missing, such as how long ago they dated etc

I think it's better to stay out of other people's relationships altogether. Even if you don't know some guy at all and never even met him, if his girl/wife was over it and hooked up with you and you knew she had some other guy, lets say for example he snaps and comes and fucks you up or worse. Even though he should have been mad at her and not at you, considering she's the one who cheated on him and you're just some guy doing what guys do, a lot of people don't think on that level of rationality on who to blame and if you explained that to him he probably wouldn't give a fuck about your reasoning. Thus, the entire situation could have just been avoided if you made the choice to not put yourself in there (in her). I'm a firm believer there's no such thing as homewreckers, there's only cheaters but that doesn't make people not see red and do some crazy shit... but I'm assuming this isn't that intense of a thing so you should probably be good lol I just go on analytical rambles on hypothetical realistic (to me) worst case scenarios with generalizations of how someone would act

[jakeumms]

You could always be an upfront, stand up person and call him like Ted Danson would do. Of course, that was after he and Cheryl had been on a few dates so maybe it's cool to test the waters, so to speak.

[poor alice]

The industry I work in is disgusting, I'm.over qualified, paid OK but nothing amazing and I would say it's close to minimum wage. Thing is, my degree is a liberal arts degree and I'm really unsure of what to do with it to change to different field.

[chris gentryfied]

The industry I work in is disgusting, I'm.over qualified, paid OK but nothing amazing and I would say it's close to minimum wage. Thing is, my degree is a liberal arts degree and I'm really unsure of what to do with it to change to different field.

you could be a call girl like Skate Lurker Rob.

[iKobrakai]

The industry I work in is disgusting, I'm.over qualified, paid OK but nothing amazing and I would say it's close to minimum wage. Thing is, my degree is a liberal arts degree and I'm really unsure of what to do with it to change to different field.

The fuck is liberal arts? Can you add something else to it?

I got into accounting, don't know if I like it. It has its moments but pretty stressful.

[poor alice]

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The industry I work in is disgusting, I'm.over qualified, paid OK but nothing amazing and I would say it's close to minimum wage. Thing is, my degree is a liberal arts degree and I'm really unsure of what to do with it to change to different field.

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The fuck is liberal arts? Can you add something else to it?

I got into accounting, don't know if I like it. It has its moments but pretty stressful.

It's my way of being vague about what I studied ; English literature and creative writing.

[Peter Zagreus]

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The industry I work in is disgusting, I'm.over qualified, paid OK but nothing amazing and I would say it's close to minimum wage. Thing is, my degree is a liberal arts degree and I'm really unsure of what to do with it to change to different field.

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The fuck is liberal arts? Can you add something else to it?

I got into accounting, don't know if I like it. It has its moments but pretty stressful.

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It's my way of being vague about what I studied ; English literature and creative writing.

Think about grad school if it's feasible. I was in a similar spot, and that's what I did. It's a hustle, but if you're driven you can make something out of a literature degree.

[topblagger]

When I'm walking, if no ones around sometimes I turn corners like Robocop.

[Joclo]

Might be in love with my friend's ex, hooked up with late weekend and i can see she's really into me too. Is this wrong? My ''friend'' was an asshole with her

Well, he'll certainly never be your friend again and the fact that you already hooked up with her means you dojnt really give a shit anyway.

Not throwing shade, I've been the "boyfriend" that got fucked over as well as the "friend" that was fuckin "friends" girl. Regardless,  I'm no longer friends with any of the dudes involved in any of these situations. So, if you're cool with it morally and are willing to be your "friends" enemy then go for it. Its a tough sitch. Plus, a year down the line you and this girl will probably hate each other once the love bombing period wears of. GL

[somethingmustbreaknow]

she's the ex. he doesn't "own" her. do what
you want but also know the consequences.

[brucewillis]

Thanks for the advices pals, love y'all

[brucewillis]

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Might be in love with my friend's ex, hooked up with late weekend and i can see she's really into me too. Is this wrong? My ''friend'' was an asshole with her

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You don't know how their relationship really was because you weren't in it, but I also don't know what you mean by asshole. And I don't know your relationship with your "friend" and how close you guys are. If you mean like Daryl Angel asshole (punching her in the face) then fuck that dude, but I still wouldn't hope for shit with her and wouldn't have done anything with her, but then again I'm speaking from experience because I've done that before and it wasn't worth it in my opinion. One of those things I knew I shouldn't have done but didn't really know why and afterward felt super guilty and shitty about it. Even if you feel like he's an asshole, if you call him your friend and you hook up with his (ex) girl knowing that he wouldn't like it what does that make you?

There's a lot of details missing, such as how long ago they dated etc

I think it's better to stay out of other people's relationships altogether. Even if you don't know some guy at all and never even met him, if his girl/wife was over it and hooked up with you and you knew she had some other guy, lets say for example he snaps and comes and fucks you up or worse. Even though he should have been mad at her and not at you, considering she's the one who cheated on him and you're just some guy doing what guys do, a lot of people don't think on that level of rationality on who to blame and if you explained that to him he probably wouldn't give a fuck about your reasoning. Thus, the entire situation could have just been avoided if you made the choice to not put yourself in there (in her). I'm a firm believer there's no such thing as homewreckers, there's only cheaters but that doesn't make people not see red and do some crazy shit... but I'm assuming this isn't that intense of a thing so you should probably be good lol I just go on analytical rambles on hypothetical realistic (to me) worst case scenarios with generalizations of how someone would act

Dude used to psychologically abuse her, their relationship ended 3 years ago and i really think i'm in love, which sucks

[JB]

their relationship ended 3 years ago

You're in the clear. If he gets pissed, it's his own fault at this point.

[Bagelskate]

They’ve both had plenty of time to get over each other. Date away

[brucewillis]

it's so cool to have you guys with me in this one, thanks pals

[doublesteveburger]

let me know if you guys break up

[brucewillis]

let me know if you guys break up

no problem

[SpankerChief]

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The industry I work in is disgusting, I'm.over qualified, paid OK but nothing amazing and I would say it's close to minimum wage. Thing is, my degree is a liberal arts degree and I'm really unsure of what to do with it to change to different field.

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you could be a call girl like Skate Lurker Rob.

I knew someone would find out or at least sus out my writing style, fuck I know I suck for being a shit poster sometimes on Slap. I guess it is my sad attempt at making friends IRL. 

[SpankerChief]

it's so cool to have you guys with me in this one, thanks pals

honestly with your friend and falling for his exgf do you see him around alot? it sounds shitty to do but if he isn't around much and you've got little to do with him much more then a hi and bye go for it. this world is only a microfraction of time to spend with someone you enjoy so rock till the wheels fall off. I have been there both dating a homies exgf and a homie dating an exgf, most times if it is brought up it makes it awkward by saying do you care?  if he has any sand he'll be over it too and not care.

[brucewillis]

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it's so cool to have you guys with me in this one, thanks pals

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honestly with your friend and falling for his exgf do you see him around alot? it sounds shitty to do but if he isn't around much and you've got little to do with him much more then a hi and bye go for it. this world is only a microfraction of time to spend with someone you enjoy so rock till the wheels fall off. I have been there both dating a homies exgf and a homie dating an exgf, most times if it is brought up it makes it awkward by saying do you care?  if he has any sand he'll be over it too and not care.

Nah, i almost don't see him anymore, we were buddies, but i saw how shitty he can be and took a step back.

[SpankerChief]

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it's so cool to have you guys with me in this one, thanks pals

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honestly with your friend and falling for his exgf do you see him around alot? it sounds shitty to do but if he isn't around much and you've got little to do with him much more then a hi and bye go for it. this world is only a microfraction of time to spend with someone you enjoy so rock till the wheels fall off. I have been there both dating a homies exgf and a homie dating an exgf, most times if it is brought up it makes it awkward by saying do you care?  if he has any sand he'll be over it too and not care.

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Nah, i almost don't see him anymore, we were buddies, but i saw how shitty he can be and took a step back.

well if he isn't much of a friend these days and kind of sucked with her, you shouldn't even sweat it. it'd be different if it were right after they but if it is years he shouldn't mind.

Had an exgf whom I made an alternate persona about she was a whore. I should have seen all the signs on the wall. bitch hopped more dicks then I have freight trains. Around the time we both kinda fizzled out and wanted out, I hooked up were her older sister even though she was married, whole family was kinda sketchy in that aspect. 

I had just got off and everyone was on the stoop except exgf, I drank a beer and was like where's so  and so? everyone was quite and shit. kicked open the bedroom door to her and a kinda homie hooking up. I was an asshole and yelled threw shit at both them told em to get the fuck out yada yada etc, it  was 3 fucking days after we ended it  and here she is being a whore.  I ended up leaving her the apt. learned later on she became an escort and gettting super strungout and dying they had to unfreeze her body to do an autopsy. I don't like speaking ill of those that are gone but the amount of bullshit I had to put up with being with her, karma is a bitch and you reap what you sow in this world.

[brucewillis]

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it's so cool to have you guys with me in this one, thanks pals

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honestly with your friend and falling for his exgf do you see him around alot? it sounds shitty to do but if he isn't around much and you've got little to do with him much more then a hi and bye go for it. this world is only a microfraction of time to spend with someone you enjoy so rock till the wheels fall off. I have been there both dating a homies exgf and a homie dating an exgf, most times if it is brought up it makes it awkward by saying do you care?  if he has any sand he'll be over it too and not care.

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Nah, i almost don't see him anymore, we were buddies, but i saw how shitty he can be and took a step back.

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well if he isn't much of a friend these days and kind of sucked with her, you shouldn't even sweat it. it'd be different if it were right after they but if it is years he shouldn't mind.

Had an exgf whom I made an alternate persona about she was a whore. I should have seen all the signs on the wall. bitch hopped more dicks then I have freight trains. Around the time we both kinda fizzled out and wanted out, I hooked up were her older sister even though she was married, whole family was kinda sketchy in that aspect. 

I had just got off and everyone was on the stoop except exgf, I drank a beer and was like where's so  and so? everyone was quite and shit. kicked open the bedroom door to her and a kinda homie hooking up. I was an asshole and yelled threw shit at both them told em to get the fuck out yada yada etc, it  was 3 fucking days after we ended it  and here she is being a whore.  I ended up leaving her the apt. learned later on she became an escort and gettting super strungout and dying they had to unfreeze her body to do an autopsy. I don't like speaking ill of those that are gone but the amount of bullshit I had to put up with being with her, karma is a bitch and you reap what you sow in this world.

That's a terrible situation, but how are you these days?