real confessions

[Owen]

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A friend of mine told me his buddy fell in love with a rub and tug girl. The guy would feel guilty if he did not pay for services regularly. He gave the girl his number and she used to call him up to temp him to stop by and leave messages on his phone. She was a young Asian girl and she would let the guy watch Asian porn while getting his hand job. Then one day the place was raided and he never heard from the girl again.

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Yeah.. a few have my number and will hit me up to come by. I'm not gonna lie, I caught feelings for a girl one time. I lost contact with her after the store she worked at got shut down. Cute Chinese girl, late 20s. I ended up finding her months later at a shop I had never tried. But I soon realized she was just hustling me for tips. 

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Dude, you’re so in the shit. Seek help, gonto meetings. This isn’t healthy

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I dont go often anymore. The novelty of it sort of wore off. But I'm fine being a sex addict. There's a lot worse things to be addicted to. I can't afford to anyway, since I took a trip to Korea recently that put me into some debt.

You are committed to the Asian girls. Trips to Korea, soju bottle as your avatar, private numbers of the rub n tug girls. Go hard or go home 

[skatefresh]

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A friend of mine told me his buddy fell in love with a rub and tug girl. The guy would feel guilty if he did not pay for services regularly. He gave the girl his number and she used to call him up to temp him to stop by and leave messages on his phone. She was a young Asian girl and she would let the guy watch Asian porn while getting his hand job. Then one day the place was raided and he never heard from the girl again.

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Yeah.. a few have my number and will hit me up to come by. I'm not gonna lie, I caught feelings for a girl one time. I lost contact with her after the store she worked at got shut down. Cute Chinese girl, late 20s. I ended up finding her months later at a shop I had never tried. But I soon realized she was just hustling me for tips. 

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Dude, you’re so in the shit. Seek help, gonto meetings. This isn’t healthy

[close]

I dont go often anymore. The novelty of it sort of wore off. But I'm fine being a sex addict. There's a lot worse things to be addicted to. I can't afford to anyway, since I took a trip to Korea recently that put me into some debt.

[close]

You are committed to the Asian girls. Trips to Korea, soju bottle as your avatar, private numbers of the rub n tug girls. Go hard or go home

 

[somethingmustbreaknow]

stay fresh, skatefresh.

[L33Tg33k]

There's too many beautiful women in this coffee shop. Someone sell me a gun!

[mynameisnotjeff]

There's too many beautiful women in this coffee shop. Someone sell me a gun!

WHERE!?!

[Monkey_Mcpott]

I wish I could live in Mexico sometimes.

[Francis Xavier]

I wish I could live in Mexico sometimes.

Forgot what part you said you went to, I've thought of it before

[Monkey_Mcpott]

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I wish I could live in Mexico sometimes.

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Forgot what part you said you went to, I've thought of it before

Guadalajara. Been going every summer since I was a kid. A big part of my family lives there and its hard to come back every time I go. I've seriously have put a a lot of thought on how it would be possible to move my family over there and just stay there. But its beyond complicated and there's no way to make the same amount of money there as you would staying in the US because of the the Dollar to Peso ratio on top of other complications. Me and my wife are retiring there though for sure.

[ChuckRamone]

I like to jerk off to female musicians. they could be singing or playing a violin, a harpsichord or even an oboe.

[shitsandwich]

There's too many beautiful women in this coffee shop. Someone sell me a gun!

Wait, what?

[Francis Xavier]

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I wish I could live in Mexico sometimes.

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Forgot what part you said you went to, I've thought of it before

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Guadalajara. Been going every summer since I was a kid. A big part of my family lives there and its hard to come back every time I go. I've seriously have put a a lot of thought on how it would be possible to move my family over there and just stay there. But its beyond complicated and there's no way to make the same amount of money there as you would staying in the US because of the the Dollar to Peso ratio on top of other complications. Me and my wife are retiring there though for sure.

The financial aspect is a biggie, unless you're a drug dealer haha. Retirement sounds good there, but I completely understand the desire to skip town with every visit.

[Suave]

he's inspired to become a ladykiller by gentle jones. way to go, gentle jones!
you're not the only grown ass man who has a hard time w/ intimacy. in fact, i had a buddy who rips who never even got a TJ hooker. you're a good skater, an intelligent guy and a postman.
you're doing better [from an outside perspective] than a few yrs back.
i think you're making a 'please shoot me' joke but stick around. life gets better.

[bestdudever]

dont need a gun you already own a mouth. if you think youll blow it trying to talk normally to girls, just flame them, like tell em that their hair looks fucked up, youll get a reaction, maybe a nice verbal altercation (which you can save by saying i was just kidding its really pretty) or just have her chew you out. some form of contact atleast you can build off of, and jerk off to it when you get home too.

personally i like to flame a girl then say i was kidding, depending on how she reacts it lets me know how much of a bitch she is and if its worth pursuing further.

[feedmeseymour]

silhouette always with the essays.

[mynameisnotjeff]

If we are breaking this down I would like to bring in a more positive perspective and infer that L33t's point is not to bing harm to the women but, a reference to the line "so ___ i could die". In this occasion it being a hyperbole to explain the excitement he feels being surrounded by so many attractive women.

That being said, still waiting to know what coffee shop haha

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Maybe leet just wants to look badass for the ladies? Guns are badass.

[L33Tg33k]

Oh my god, fools are ridiculous. I want the gun to blow my own brains out, obvi! I'm not here for advice, I'm here for catharsis. What is this nonsense about competition and seeing women as objects? I don't give a shit about "alphas" or internet culture. In fact, I'm pretty much as far out of any sort of "culture" a person can be without being some sort of mountain hermit. Pretty much everything silhouette said is not applicable to me in any way. I mean, it's super fucking cool that he cares enough to take the time to write a goddamn dissertation. Seriously, thank you. It just tells me that I haven't done enough to be clear with what's actually going on my life because while I attempt to make off color non sequiturs, some thoughtful people out there think I hate the world because I think it owes and so I'll make it pay up by mowing down a coffee shop.

If we are breaking this down I would like to bring in a more positive perspective and infer that L33t's point is not to bing harm to the women but, a reference to the line "so ___ i could die". In this occasion it being a hyperbole to explain the excitement he feels being surrounded by so many attractive women.

That being said, still waiting to know what coffee shop haha

You get a gold star

The shop is called Communal Coffee, AKA Coffee and Flowers. It's in North Park, San Diego. It's constantly full of attractive women ordering ridiculously specific coffee like beverages and pretending to work on laptops. I go a lot because I know people who work there so I get free shit.

[Complements4U]

Bro I'm not ridiculous, all I wanted was to go to a furry convention together. The offer still stands.

[beatifk]

When my girlfriend comes to stay with me I don't skate, nor play guitar, nor ride my bike, nor really do anything for myself. And I kinda wish I did, because I feel myself getting fat. But I also want to hang out with her.

I think I prefer being alone and having my own schedule (outside of work) 100% of the time.

[Bagelskate]

When my girlfriend comes to stay with me I don't skate, nor play guitar, nor ride my bike, nor really do anything for myself. And I kinda wish I did, because I feel myself getting fat. But I also want to hang out with her.

I think I prefer being alone and having my own schedule (outside of work) 100% of the time.

I had the same “problem” with my gf.

It might be hard but you have to tell her how it’s important to you and your sanity/overall health to keep up with your interests.

Some things I do my gf isn’t interested in but I did get her to start cycling with me and she’ll push around on my board when we go to walk the dogs. If it looks like you’re having fun, she’ll proabbly be more inclined to join in.

The flip side is you gotta take a liking to some of her interests. I know more about makeup than I care to say but it’s cool cuz it gives me and her more to talk about/bond over.

Good luck cuz! You got this!

[L33Tg33k]

Bro I'm not ridiculous, all I wanted was to go to a furry convention together. The offer still stands.

I'm 100% down. Just don't forget to bring a case these.

[SodaJerk]

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Bro I'm not ridiculous, all I wanted was to go to a furry convention together. The offer still stands.

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I'm 100% down. Just don't forget to bring a case these.

If you guys go can you film it? Also Compliments, can you use the line “Can I interest you in a little head?”

[somethingmustbreaknow]

post a little head!

[bestdudever]

i was weary at first but tiny head bear is my new favorite. he just smilin so much, he so chill, nothing can bring his vibe down. i want to be as happy as a big torso bear

[feedmeseymour]

i was weary at first but tiny head bear is my new favorite. he just smilin so much, he so chill, nothing can bring his vibe down. i want to be as happy as a big torso bear

I confess, I too was weary but I was wrong.

Shalom you tiny headed Canadian bear.

[Complements4U]

Thanks frebs I'm smilin at u all I'll smile a bit in the wind for you dudes look to the west where Im coming from and you will feel it, right in the dandelion seeds and warm breeze a smile, you can borrow it for the summer just keep it safe for me I may need it one day if my stitching gets frayed and I question my identity. Maybe I'll look in the mirror and a smile won't just be there, then you can share one back with me, launch it into the northeasterly trade winds or something.

Shalom

[silhouette]

Maybe I'll look in the mirror and a smile won't just be there,

Whenever that happens, if ever. Just think about the wise words in the bottom left corner of this quality publication.

[Francis Xavier]

Thanks frebs I'm smilin at u all I'll smile a bit in the wind for you dudes look to the west where Im coming from and you will feel it, right in the dandelion seeds and warm breeze a smile, you can borrow it for the summer just keep it safe for me I may need it one day if my stitching gets frayed and I question my identity. Maybe I'll look in the mirror and a smile won't just be there, then you can share one back with me, launch it into the northeasterly trade winds or something.

Shalom

Never focus,you tiny headed bear pal. You're a pick me up I didn't know I needed.

[shitsandwich]

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A friend of mine told me his buddy fell in love with a rub and tug girl. The guy would feel guilty if he did not pay for services regularly. He gave the girl his number and she used to call him up to temp him to stop by and leave messages on his phone. She was a young Asian girl and she would let the guy watch Asian porn while getting his hand job. Then one day the place was raided and he never heard from the girl again.

[close]

Yeah.. a few have my number and will hit me up to come by. I'm not gonna lie, I caught feelings for a girl one time. I lost contact with her after the store she worked at got shut down. Cute Chinese girl, late 20s. I ended up finding her months later at a shop I had never tried. But I soon realized she was just hustling me for tips. 

[close]

Dude, you’re so in the shit. Seek help, gonto meetings. This isn’t healthy

[close]

I dont go often anymore. The novelty of it sort of wore off. But I'm fine being a sex addict. There's a lot worse things to be addicted to. I can't afford to anyway, since I took a trip to Korea recently that put me into some debt.

How do people even find out about these kinds of places?

[martha dumptruck]

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Maybe I'll look in the mirror and a smile won't just be there,

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Whenever that happens, if ever. Just think about the wise words in the bottom left corner of this quality publication.

"skately.com skateboard library"

you're right, i do feel better.