Oh man, not the craziest story, but these pics remind me of something kinda funny:
A long time ago back when I was an 11th grader (maybe16-17yrs old), I had an english lit class with a slightly hippie-ish/creative type of teacher. Sometimes for writing assignments he'd take the class out for a walk around the campus and sometimes even into other teachers classrooms, so that we can pick an object of inspiration for writing. One particular time, we went into the neighboring classroom full of students and lined up around the perimeter walls of the class for a few minutes to do our thing. Space was kinda congested, so we were packed pretty closely together. This girl next to me on my right side forgot a hard writing surface, so she faced the wall to write on it. She was the captain cheerleader of the school. She had light sandy brown hair, dark eyes, pale freckly skin and a well toned bulbous booty. I had allergies at the time, so I'd have to rub my nose here and there to suppress a sneeze. When she was writing on the wall in a dead silent classroom, I went to itch my nose for relief. After itching, I naturally dropped my hand and arm down towards my side, but accidentally fully palm slapped this girls booty! Loud enough to hear a slap I'm pretty sure. My hand swung down like a guillotine, so I pretty much quaked her cheeks. I was so instantly embarrassed, because it was an accident. She immediately turned towards me and gawked, but I kept my cool and ignored it by continuing to write in my notebook with my back leaning against the wall. She turned to the other side of her, where she had another guy friend who was kind of a class clown that'd make her laugh a lot & reprimanded him with a punch to the arm. He got red faced and really confused by it.
Couldn't believe that happened. We went back to class and I sat in my desk quietly feeling a bit shocked at the whole thing.