All I'm going to say is, the only thing that you could know that we don't that would make this situation any better would be if he was joking about sodomizing his neighbor with a screwdriver, which is hard to believe that's the case because if it was, 1. you would just tell us and everyone would forget about this shit and 2. you wouldn't have to be so ambiguous about some piece of info you claim to know that somehow makes sense of him claiming to have sodomized his neighbor with a screwdriver. If it did not happen, why not just say so instead of claiming "it's not my story to tell" as if Chase wouldn't be relieved if you came on here and wiped his slate clean by admitting none of this ever happened?