I've always loved Stevie's skating, but he is a dwarf and Weck would destroy him.
I think a real solid battle would be between Weck and Biebel. Pretty sure Biebel is bigger and possibly more naturally athletic than Weck, and he also has the exact same meathead disposition.
It could be boxing, wrestling, or a no-holds barred death match.
Either way, can we all take to social media to try and make this happen?