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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2019, 08:20:14 PM »
Bawtawd gets one square yard to himself to skate and sell drugs. A camera must be filming him at all times.

Johnes brings kratom to every sesh.

Everyone must wear Nike, converse or Adidas on one side.

The other side must wear Van's.

Only Adidas track pants will be worn
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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2019, 08:24:07 PM »
Must ask everyone for a dollar insisting it's "for lunch cause I haven't eaten". When you get to five dollars, go buy beer or an illicit substance and consume in plain view of all that you asked for lunch money.

Also feel free to spit wherever you want.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2019, 10:48:11 PM »
16. Always enthusiastically assist skatepark hero in permanently moving/destroying some part in the park so he can finally get enough run up to land the beni over the funbox

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2019, 12:07:41 AM »
This all seems way too Cali for me. So not to embarrass anyone I'm gonna stay at home. 

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2019, 02:21:07 AM »
ratio of properly popped to mobbed/unpopped flips must be 1:3

no pop nollie/fakie bigspins only

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2019, 07:24:36 AM »
Will there by Skype capabilities for overseas posters?
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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2019, 07:32:28 AM »
Will pushing switch mongo be accepted?

Only if you’re over 30.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2019, 08:57:55 AM »
No berrics talk. Violators will be given a warning. Second violation will result in ban for the rest of the day.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2019, 09:23:45 AM »
Rule number one, no skateboarding

Rule number two, NO SKATEBOARDING
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2019, 09:31:10 AM »
One ruler: If you're not filming an edit for instagram, why are you even skating the park?
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Any non-SLAP posters who show up will be turned away. They can skate the parking lot but the park is private for SLAP only.
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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2019, 09:34:46 AM »
Weed must be equal parts or higher CBD to THC.
Since I just jumped onto this shit 8-1 this week, I back it.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2019, 10:09:04 AM »
Will all genders be welcome at this session ?

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2019, 10:12:27 AM »
Will all genders be welcome at this session ?

You must be genderless to attend.
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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2019, 10:20:17 AM »
Will all genders be welcome at this session ?

No Chicks! 😤😤😤

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2019, 12:04:32 PM »
Cost of entry is to create a pointless thread then comment on all other park day attendees threads so they reach 5 pages of mud and can assure that everyone loses a few brain cells.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2019, 12:27:45 PM »
Think there should be a rule about not trying too hard, because we know how wack it is to actually try to be good at skating.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2019, 12:32:02 PM »
kook - intentional snake x1
gnar - highfive, fistbump, or handshake. (whatever your coolness level allows)

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2019, 12:35:46 PM »
Must have tutorial of stupid trick in full view of everyone also bonus must have Remive or Braille deck or you'll be asked to leave permanently.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2019, 01:15:10 PM »
Half Cabs, brown cords, and white tee a must.

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Re: Formulating rules for a slap park day
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2019, 02:29:51 PM »
Every failed trick must be blamed on it being switch.
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