Author Topic: Formulating rules for a slap park day (Read 2927 times)

Betaphenylethylalamine · « **Reply #30 on:** September 06, 2019, 08:20:14 PM »

Bawtawd gets one square yard to himself to skate and sell drugs. A camera must be filming him at all times.

Johnes brings kratom to every sesh.

Everyone must wear Nike, converse or Adidas on one side.

The other side must wear Van's.

Only Adidas track pants will be worn

DanCorteseFromMTVSports · « **Reply #31 on:** September 06, 2019, 08:24:07 PM »

Must ask everyone for a dollar insisting it's "for lunch cause I haven't eaten". When you get to five dollars, go buy beer or an illicit substance and consume in plain view of all that you asked for lunch money.

Also feel free to spit wherever you want.

Skibb · « **Reply #32 on:** September 06, 2019, 10:48:11 PM »

16. Always enthusiastically assist skatepark hero in permanently moving/destroying some part in the park so he can finally get enough run up to land the beni over the funbox

themeangreen · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2019, 12:07:41 AM »

This all seems way too Cali for me. So not to embarrass anyone I'm gonna stay at home.

cosmicgypsies · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2019, 02:21:07 AM »

ratio of properly popped to mobbed/unpopped flips must be 1:3

no pop nollie/fakie bigspins only

theSketchLord · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2019, 07:24:36 AM »

Will there by Skype capabilities for overseas posters?

VHS ERA · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2019, 07:32:28 AM »

Quote from: daniel on September 06, 2019, 10:48:36 AM

Will pushing switch mongo be accepted?

Only if you’re over 30.

BYOFoam roller

Dirk_Diggler · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2019, 08:57:55 AM »

No berrics talk. Violators will be given a warning. Second violation will result in ban for the rest of the day.

HyenaChaser · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2019, 09:23:45 AM »

Rule number one, no skateboarding

Rule number two, NO SKATEBOARDING

Trickflip · « **Reply #39 on:** September 07, 2019, 09:31:10 AM »

One ruler: If you're not filming an edit for instagram, why are you even skating the park?

Quote from: sus on September 06, 2019, 06:47:23 PM

Quote from: rapscallion on September 06, 2019, 06:25:18 PM
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Any non-SLAP posters who show up will be turned away. They can skate the parking lot but the park is private for SLAP only.
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All you gotta do is ask them how to spell the word of if you wanna figure out who is and who isn't.

I predict that the day after, they're going to make a thread on here about how they visited home and couldn't skate their local because of a meet up

50mm · « **Reply #40 on:** September 07, 2019, 09:34:46 AM »

Quote from: CrumblingInfrastructure on September 06, 2019, 06:57:52 PM

Weed must be equal parts or higher CBD to THC.

Since I just jumped onto this shit 8-1 this week, I back it.

Far from relevant · « **Reply #41 on:** September 07, 2019, 10:09:04 AM »

Will all genders be welcome at this session ?

landedprimo · « **Reply #42 on:** September 07, 2019, 10:12:27 AM »

Quote from: Far from relevant on September 07, 2019, 10:09:04 AM

Will all genders be welcome at this session ?

You must be genderless to attend.

daniel · « **Reply #43 on:** September 07, 2019, 10:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Far from relevant on September 07, 2019, 10:09:04 AM

Will all genders be welcome at this session ?

No Chicks! 😤😤😤

JimThome · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2019, 12:04:32 PM »

Cost of entry is to create a pointless thread then comment on all other park day attendees threads so they reach 5 pages of mud and can assure that everyone loses a few brain cells.

Far from relevant · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2019, 12:27:45 PM »

Think there should be a rule about not trying too hard, because we know how wack it is to actually try to be good at skating.

rusty knees · « **Reply #46 on:** September 07, 2019, 12:32:02 PM »

kook - intentional snake x1
gnar - highfive, fistbump, or handshake. (whatever your coolness level allows)

DarthDingusMaximus · « **Reply #47 on:** September 07, 2019, 12:35:46 PM »

Must have tutorial of stupid trick in full view of everyone also bonus must have Remive or Braille deck or you'll be asked to leave permanently.

yapple dapple · « **Reply #48 on:** September 07, 2019, 01:15:10 PM »

Half Cabs, brown cords, and white tee a must.

landedprimo · « **Reply #49 on:** September 07, 2019, 02:29:51 PM »

Every failed trick must be blamed on it being switch.

Author Topic: Formulating rules for a slap park day (Read 2927 times)

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