Formulating rules for a slap park day

[Reese]

Hey slap posters, have any more rules to add to our upcoming park meet up?

Here's the list so far

0. Shalom sticker owners get first dibs on the 3' qp
0.2. No gear talk allowed in the park, shut the fuck up rob
1. Must blast your own music in earbuds at all times
2. Beanie covering your top eyelid at all times
3. 1 run max before holding deck with both hands to signal end of run
4. No asking for trick tips
5. No cameras
6. Must leave half smoked cigs unbroken on the ground so the next guy can have it if he chooses to do so
7. No handplants, footplants or tech lines exceeding 3 successful maneuvers
8. No wax shaming
9. No girlfriends or single moms under 185 lbs
10. No vehicles retaining resale value above 10k allowed in parking lot
11. No collegiate logos, wording or symbols allowed on clothing/board/trucks/accessories
12. No skating before the entire park has been swept by AT LEAST 4 people, sweep time shall not be below 10 minutes per person
13. No broom sharing or broom sharing requests
14. No skating through light wet spots
15. No towels, shirts or squeegees to mop, spread or redirect standing water

[daniel]

Will pushing switch mongo be accepted?

[lilboosie]

Kooks only

[tortfeasor]

Hey slap posters, have any more rules to add to our upcoming park meet up?

Here's the list so far
6. Must leave half smoked cigs unbroken on the ground so the next guy can have it if he chooses to do so

oh man does this one bring me back.

can we add
"all beers must be brown bagged and may only be placed down in in a location and manner in which they are guaranteed to fall over and spill either on A) someone else's stuff, or in the alternative,  B) the run up to the most utilized park element"

[honey island]

must push at the same speed as nik stain regardless of the trick you are trying

[landedprimo]

All trucks must be reversed so kingpins face out.

[GAY]

Muta decks ONLY!

[schralp pal]

We can only say “yewww” to express our satisfaction

[planman]

Nobody is allowed to bring a tool. ONE person can bring shitty pliers and a screwdriver, but no allen keys.

[sus]

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Hey slap posters, have any more rules to add to our upcoming park meet up?

Here's the list so far
6. Must leave half smoked cigs unbroken on the ground so the next guy can have it if he chooses to do so

[close]

oh man does this one bring me back.

can we add
"all beers must be brown bagged and may only be placed down in in a location and manner in which they are guaranteed to fall over and spill either on A) someone else's stuff, or in the alternative,  B) the run up to the most utilized park element"

where will this be at? i'm tryna get in on this sesh

[Francis Xavier]

This sounds exactly like the type of scenario I'd roll into and swiftly Houdini out of

[Bristol_Palin]

3. 1 run max before holding deck with both hands to signal end of run

I hope everyone does this. I'd be down to participate in this, but I can only skate early because I have to walk my dog and stuff.

[Síota]

I started skating for rules

[SHIREFLIP]

Kooks only

No locals.

[birdplops]

Jump of shit and get rad.

[dr. radishh]

11. No collegiate logos, wording or symbols allowed on clothing/board/trucks/accessories

what’s the verdict on tattoos?

[Yesterdays-pop]

Can someone bring a skate tool?
Also how many setups can i bring from my quiver? I usually bring 4 or 5 to a session

[50mm]

Before anyone skates they will place their boards under a cheese grater that is grating red wax atop their grip tape.

No personal water bottles allowed. Must bring a gallon jug that anyone can drink out of as long as they waterfall it.

[Dirk_Diggler]

Gipper is forbidden

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Regarding number 1, I've never listened to music while skating, ever. I have heard other people's music playing and even if it's good, it still annoys me. I know Muska and Smolik advocated the use of music during sessions, but it never appealed to me. Does it even help?

[Síota]

Regarding number 1, I've never listened to music while skating, ever. I have heard other people's music playing and even if it's good, it still annoys me. I know Muska and Smolik advocated the use of music during sessions, but it never appealed to me. Does it even help?

Not even commuting?

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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Regarding number 1, I've never listened to music while skating, ever. I have heard other people's music playing and even if it's good, it still annoys me. I know Muska and Smolik advocated the use of music during sessions, but it never appealed to me. Does it even help?

[close]

Not even commuting?

Nope, not even skating to a spot. No earbuds, nothing. I have nothing against it, I guess I just prefer hearing the board and not worrying about earbud cables. But I live in a flat area; if there were hills to bomb, it would be nice to listen to some jazz while cruising the hills in the evening.

[anon]

-1. fred gall

[mynameisnotjeff]

-1. fred gall

Blessed be thy name

[sharkin]

Add a rule if you land a trick
Add 2 rules if you land a trick and someone taps their board

[rapscallion]

Any non-SLAP posters who show up will be turned away. They can skate the parking lot but the park is private for SLAP only.

[sus]

Any non-SLAP posters who show up will be turned away. They can skate the parking lot but the park is private for SLAP only.

All you gotta do is ask them how to spell the word of if you wanna figure out who is and who isn't.

[ziggy]

So pink camo pants are a go?

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

Weed must be equal parts or higher CBD to THC.

[hsehylpmis]

Will there be sanctioned games of skate?