Author Topic: Biggest puss in professional skateboarding? (Read 15869 times)

Jerkstore · « **on:** July 19, 2018, 02:41:26 PM »

We all know people like Rowley and Dollin are tough as nails and would give any trick a shot

What pro though would objectively be the biggest puss in terms of committing to land stuff or beginning attempts?

ungzilla · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:45:10 PM »

so whose the lowest impact skater? ok.. not necessarily the same.

but i've never seen paul shire try anything scary, except for that one thing into a step ass bank maybe.

friendly dave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:47:55 PM »

Daniel Gesmer is the lowest impact skater. But it takes balls to rock that style.

Cuban_Lynx · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:55:30 PM »

Is Princess Daffodil still am?

Dermbot · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:55:35 PM »

Chris Roberts

jomeara1 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2018, 02:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Jerkstore on July 19, 2018, 02:41:26 PM

We all know people like Rowley and Dollin are tough as nails and would give any trick a shot

What pro though would objectively be the biggest puss in terms of committing to land stuff or beginning attempts?

Pretty much every skater that focuses their board after throwing a hissy fit.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:17:42 PM »

Jereme Rodgers when he was on king of the road trying to front slash that bowl

IHOP · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:20:52 PM »

post 2013 kevin terpening

streetsoup · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2018, 03:26:55 PM »

Weeman.

Paul Cicero · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:14:57 PM »

Joey Brezinski

Seadramon · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Suit Up! on July 19, 2018, 04:14:57 PM

Joey Brezinski

lilboosie · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:46:57 PM »

a euro tm told me sean pablos board weighs less when he steps on it.

georgethecat · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2018, 04:56:07 PM »

Rodney Mullen? This is a dumb question. Some huck, some don't.

thebacker · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2018, 05:05:23 PM »

david loy

jawano · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2018, 06:23:26 PM »

Thought this was going to be about nyjah's recent performance or lack thereof in this season's kotr.

doomstation55 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2018, 06:37:43 PM »

Quote from: feedmeseymour on July 19, 2018, 03:17:42 PM

Jereme Rodgers when he was on king of the road trying to front slash that bowl

Not one person on the Habitat team would frontside grind the bowl at burnside in 2005, the team being:

Fred Gall (say it ain't so uncle freddy)
Silas Baxter-Neal
Stefan Janoski
Kerry Getz
Danny Garcia

I always thought that was pretty crazy that seriously not ONE of them could pull it off or even attempt it.

https://youtu.be/0tCwcxqfDAQ?t=7m52s

fang · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2018, 06:44:02 PM »

shark tits · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2018, 06:52:03 PM »

i always thought reese forbes was a pussy for only jumping over stuff.
mike york was pretty low impact.
chico, mulder and scully as well.
for as tough as he was, bo turner was a tech dog/manual-er. please don't tell him i said that.

ziggy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2018, 07:31:21 PM »

thee thee was never much of a rail and stairs dude, was he?

SkateChimney · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2018, 07:32:07 PM »

alex olson

chilllyboy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2018, 08:02:52 PM »

Quote from: fang on July 19, 2018, 06:44:02 PM

TK

TK started out as a rail chomper in the early 2000s, and this was before black dudes were even hitting rails like that. Dude used to get weird and fakie down huge rails. I remember an old thrasher contents page was him getting worked on a rail at the sydney opera house.

Finally, this dude took a bullet to the face, but still continues to call out gangbangers on the 'gram.

drunkenshredder · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2018, 09:43:25 PM »

tough one..i don't really think of anyone that rides a skateboard as a pussy. mostly think the people that try to pick other people apart are the pussies.

IHOP · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2018, 11:03:55 PM »

Quote from: drunkenshredder on July 19, 2018, 09:43:25 PM

tough one..i don't really think of anyone that rides a skateboard as a pussy. mostly think the people that try to pick other people apart are the pussies.

Cherb · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2018, 11:13:12 PM »

Quote from: drunkenshredder on July 19, 2018, 09:43:25 PM

tough one..i don't really think of anyone that rides a skateboard as a pussy. mostly think the people that try to pick other people apart are the pussies.

While I agree. Sometimes it's fun to drop the lets be nice and make the world a better place thing and talk some shit. And the internet is the perfect place for that.

natenola forever · « **Reply #24 on:** July 20, 2018, 12:22:03 AM »

Quote from: ungzilla on July 19, 2018, 02:45:10 PM

so whose the lowest impact skater? ok.. not necessarily the same.

but i've never seen paul shire try anything scary, except for that one thing into a step ass bank maybe.

Paul Sheir stuck multiple 360 flips down the Gonz gap around 1993, which was probably one of the biggest gap at the time.

LemThurdy · « **Reply #25 on:** July 20, 2018, 02:55:56 AM »

Idk but in the recent KOTR episodes I haven’t seen Nigel do anything and def wasn’t even looking to do the gnarly shit they had set up

ungzilla · « **Reply #26 on:** July 20, 2018, 04:12:40 AM »

Quote from: natenola forever on July 20, 2018, 12:22:03 AM

Quote from: ungzilla on July 19, 2018, 02:45:10 PM
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so whose the lowest impact skater? ok.. not necessarily the same.

but i've never seen paul shire try anything scary, except for that one thing into a step ass bank maybe.
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Paul Sheir stuck multiple 360 flips down the Gonz gap around 1993, which was probably one of the biggest gap at the time.

Whoa nuts... I can't envision him trying that at all

BigManTing · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2018, 04:54:05 AM »

Didn't he fuck his ankle on it, and that's why he's been pretty #lowimpact since?

poorlatino · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2018, 05:57:02 AM »

Quote from: doomstation55 on July 19, 2018, 06:37:43 PM

Quote from: feedmeseymour on July 19, 2018, 03:17:42 PM
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Jereme Rodgers when he was on king of the road trying to front slash that bowl
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Not one person on the Habitat team would frontside grind the bowl at burnside in 2005, the team being:

Fred Gall (say it ain't so uncle freddy)
Silas Baxter-Neal
Stefan Janoski
Kerry Getz
Danny Garcia

I always thought that was pretty crazy that seriously not ONE of them could pull it off or even attempt it.

https://youtu.be/0tCwcxqfDAQ?t=7m52s

Those were the days, better music, more skating, not for the masses, skateboarding was still ours. What the fuck have we become.. i'll start believing corporations are people when Texas executes one.

heckler · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2018, 06:05:01 AM »

I thought this was going to be another thread about domestic violence among pro skateboarders.

Author Topic: Biggest puss in professional skateboarding? (Read 15869 times)

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