lame instagram posts by pros

[LUGR]

Licked toilet bowl anyone?

[Fongstarr.]

From what I hear, Sacramento is like a different world even though it is about an hour away from the Bay Area. My cousin who lives up there said no one wears a mask and everything was open at the time when things were shut down in the general Bay Area. No real surprise Henry is thinking the way he does.

[Mean salto]

I know it's old hat but here's a particularly shitty comment on Kareem's IG post from Henry Sanchez. I guess Mark Waters was a fat slob who didn't exercise? Or all of the millions who have died worldwide?

It's weird to me because Sanchez is one of those skaters I just didn't get. He always looked like someone's fat uncle to me.

[LUGR]

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I know it's old hat but here's a particularly shitty comment on Kareem's IG post from Henry Sanchez. I guess Mark Waters was a fat slob who didn't exercise? Or all of the millions who have died worldwide?

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It's weird to me because Sanchez is one of those skaters I just didn't get. He always looked like someone's fat uncle to me.

You sure that wasn’t Burger Ben?

[Mean salto]

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I know it's old hat but here's a particularly shitty comment on Kareem's IG post from Henry Sanchez. I guess Mark Waters was a fat slob who didn't exercise? Or all of the millions who have died worldwide?

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It's weird to me because Sanchez is one of those skaters I just didn't get. He always looked like someone's fat uncle to me.

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You sure that wasn’t Burger Ben?

Nah Henry. I think it was the dorky cut jeans and oversized polos

[Burt Ward]

[pugmaster]

Post anything factual about alkaline water on his insta and see how fast you get banned hahaha he is the only person I've been banned by. He's not what you would call a... "thinker".  He was certainly blessed in the skateboarding sense though.

How long do you Pals think it is until Nyjah moves to Miami?

When he blows it again in the next Olympics I could see that as the point of no return.  It’s the only way he will earn back his father’s love.

Couldn't imagine anyone... And I mean anyone wearing that kit.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT?!

[blurst_of_times]

Masterful

[thebacker]

From what I hear, Sacramento is like a different world even though it is about an hour away from the Bay Area. My cousin who lives up there said no one wears a mask and everything was open at the time when things were shut down in the general Bay Area. No real surprise Henry is thinking the way he does.

sacramento is suuuper weird

[Coastal Fever]

I refuse to believe the city that bred Brandon Biebel could produce anything but normal, level-headed people.

[somefucker]

I suppose this counts

[warmonke]

[RichardBarkley]

What's lame about that

[sometimeperhaps]

I would guess Toy Machine claiming rights to putting eyeballs on socks?

The version and Toy sells is different enough from the set Rapha has for sale.

[manysnakes]

I skate exclusively in Rapha merino wool socks during the summer. Best shit out there.

[Hinna]

costco socks

[Manny Fapuiao]

costco socks

please tell me the thick white ones with the red line by the toe?

[Hinna]

the kirklands

[augustmoon]

Not so much directed at him personally, but the caption irked me.  The whole false modesty thing is not a good look.  If you thought the clip sucked, why post it? (And yeah I get the pun about the trash can, but still.  It’s objectively a great looking clip).

A lot of people post shit like this (Frankie Vilanni comes to mind) and it gets more obnoxious every time I see it

[TheVisitor]

Man, I really enjoyed being willfully ignorant of the views of people I looked up to as a kid. Last few pages are a fucking bummer. Skaters are fucking morons.

[manysnakes]

Not so much directed at him personally, but the caption irked me.  The whole false modesty thing is not a good look.  If you thought the clip sucked, why post it? (And yeah I get the pun about the trash can, but still.  It’s objectively a great looking clip).

A lot of people post shit like this (Frankie Vilanni comes to mind) and it gets more obnoxious every time I see it

nah

[Gab]

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I know it's old hat but here's a particularly shitty comment on Kareem's IG post from Henry Sanchez. I guess Mark Waters was a fat slob who didn't exercise? Or all of the millions who have died worldwide?

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It's weird to me because Sanchez is one of those skaters I just didn't get. He always looked like someone's fat uncle to me.

He has ALWAYS reminded me of Carlos Mencia

[BL0B]

Not so much directed at him personally, but the caption irked me.  The whole false modesty thing is not a good look.  If you thought the clip sucked, why post it? (And yeah I get the pun about the trash can, but still.  It’s objectively a great looking clip).

A lot of people post shit like this (Frankie Vilanni comes to mind) and it gets more obnoxious every time I see it

in soviet russia trashcan flips you. zzzzoooooooommmm "looks up".

[backside_reacharound]

Man, I really enjoyed being willfully ignorant of the views of people I looked up to as a kid. Last few pages are a fucking bummer. Skaters are fucking morons.

[Burt Ward]

Hunger games vibes

[Mean salto]

Hunger games vibes

Do we have a revival of hawk vs hosoi rivalry? This time based on whos hairline recedes fastest. Classic Hosoi adding some flair with the slickback

[dallou]

I suppose this counts

I ve seen you in all the recent threads about him talking shit. Just curious, did you have a bad encounter with him or do you just trully hate his skating that much ?

[Hyliannightmare]

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Lest we not forget....most of those anti vaxxers in Kareem's and Lutzka's comments and cheering section also whole heartidly believe in a talking snake.

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Leave Harry Potter out of this.

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nah you got it twisted that dudes name was snabe or something, he’s talking about the old testament

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Eve was a parseltongue?!

I fucking knew it

[warmonke]

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What's lame about that

Nothing against Toy really but the idea of sending a cease and desist notice via an instagram story is definitely pretty lame lol.

Also think it's kinda lame skate brands trying to cease and desist other companies given the history of mimicry/bootlegging in the skate industry, and there's definitely better ways to shame people for copying your shit than sending them an Instagram cease and desist.

[somefucker]

I ve seen you in all the recent threads about him talking shit. Just curious, did you have a bad encounter with him or do you just trully hate his skating that much ?

First, welcome to SLAP, an internet forum where nerds quite literally come here to talk shit.

Grew up skating around him, he would sandbag the local skatepark contests, had some 'homies' that would start shit with our group of friends just to cause drama. I don't 'hate' his skating, it just hasn't changed since anyone has known him. Him going pro is only creating a larger gap between the term professional and objectively good skateboarding.

Also a $120 Australian pro board is still ~$90. Fuck that.