lame instagram posts by pros

[calvinsdream]

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Donovon full on dust bowl

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Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.

I used to get tattooed by a certain shop in Ohio that had a super american work wear asthetic - they all wore super heavy weight canvas coveralls and aprons and shit pretty consistently. It didn't look bad, just kind of...off?

[tetanus xrist]

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Donovon full on dust bowl

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Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.

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I used to get tattooed by a certain shop in Ohio that had a super american work wear asthetic - they all wore super heavy weight canvas coveralls and aprons and shit pretty consistently. It didn't look bad, just kind of...off?

cool story bro! pics or it didn't happen

[calvinsdream]

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Donovon full on dust bowl

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Jon Dickson gets the overalls pass cause he grew up on a farm in Illinois, but Donovan is from where...West Covina. Bet the dudes never even attended a tractor pull.

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I used to get tattooed by a certain shop in Ohio that had a super american work wear asthetic - they all wore super heavy weight canvas coveralls and aprons and shit pretty consistently. It didn't look bad, just kind of...off?

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cool story bro! pics or it didn't happen

You're probably fun at parties with all these current references

[tetanus xrist]

seriously don't even know how to find my own phone number on my fresh cell.

[silhouette]

"this logo makes me hyped to skate"

not necessarily lame because it's obvious what the brand represents to him, but I chuckled

[Ducky Fucky]

Have to be Mike Plumb grizzly bear shit. 

[ManMelt]

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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.

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his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.

I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers went through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.

[Owen]

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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.

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his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.

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I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers when through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.

I feel you. He's kinda corny but at least he's consistent. Does he still put out parts or is he in Flip purgatory

[thebacker]

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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.

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his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.

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I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers when through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.

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I feel you. He's kinda corny but at least he's consistent. Does he still put out parts or is he in Flip purgatory

He is 100% in flip purgatory and uploads mostly throwback footage of the year he won SOTY

[Hevonen]

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I imagine in Joslin's contract with Rockstar there's some parts about exposure on social media and to fill his quota, he racked his anti-vaxer brain and came up with this brilliant post.
img

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Tyson Bowerbank posted something very similar the same day. I would bet that they asked all the riders to do something like this. Be on the lookout for Daveed's clip soon.

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his current profile picture on insta is literally him drinking rockstar while giving the devil horns. i cant even be mad.  what company-man.

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I can’t even be mad at Daveed. He’s maintained the same image since day one, while many of his peers when through several radical looks and makeovers. He keeps a relatively low profile, and he still shreds. Monster is probably cool as shit in Columbia, and they’re obviously paying him very well judging by how hard he reps them. I always pictured him growing up with a TNT poster on his wall.

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I feel you. He's kinda corny but at least he's consistent. Does he still put out parts or is he in Flip purgatory

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He is 100% in flip purgatory and uploads mostly throwback footage of the year he won SOTY

He's having a part come out soon though I think. Interested to see what he can pull of, possessed part can't be topped especially after all the injuries so hopefully takes a bit different route for this one

[Allen.]

Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

[ManMelt]

Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

This guy HAS to be from Florida

[Buck Bundy]

Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

36 year old man learns to sew because his pants aren't tight enough

not to defend chris cole but if u reread it, he's talking about when he was younger filming for his first videos.

[JB]

[Jared]

There’s a lot of really good content on this page.

[McDuff]

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Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

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Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

is that a sports wallpaper border going around the top of his room? def not fucking with this dude.

[TITANIUM NIPPLES]

Shite Don the realest in the game.







(the game of sandwich artistry while wanting to be black)

[Owen]

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Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

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Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

Wonder who has more smoke? Shite Don or Biebel? 

[Szechuan]

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Not a pro by any means, but he does believe himself to be one:
This dude from a few towns over posts Instagram rants and then deletes them and they’re fucking hilarious. I naturally made an Instagram account archiving these posts.

His old account name was @ shitedon, and I’m pretty sure he meant it to read as ‘shitted on’, but I always read it as ‘shite don’

This is when I started to take notice

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Wow. Thank you for this. I needed a laugh this morning. From the radical rings he’s wearing to the zero deck hanging on the wall, this dude has it figured out.

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Wonder who has more smoke? Shite Don or Biebel?

Shite def got the mids for high grade price. Pinchin out the sack. 

[Esmith5488]

Why is he doing a bad Scarface accent?

[i used to skate]

can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?

[Allen.]

can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?

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[Joclo]

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Why is he doing a bad Scarface accent?

He's got some serious mental issues due to his insecurities. If Nigel tugged on his shirt (balls) in da club he'd milk that sack in a heartbeat to stay relevant. Thats insider info

[SneakySecrets]

Why is he doing a bad Scarface accent?

I tinks di batty boy soundin Jamacian bumboclaat

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Fucking hell! I always regret listening to Jereme speak but he's like my car crash of the skate industry

[GAY]

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can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?

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It's cool that he still skates on metal wheels.

[suprisebuttsex]

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can we get some skate footy of the shite don guy?

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He is white and he uses the "n" word, is that okay in murica? By the way i surprised that he skate pretty good.

[tortfeasor]

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Why is he doing a bad Scarface accent?

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I tinks di batty boy soundin Jamacian bumboclaat

ooooh is that what it is... i thought it was a kind of unintentionally racist impression of the wise hardworking Spanish lady trope.

[bbk]

Lame because "flexing" his limited hypeAF snekers, but still kinda cool cause he will skate the shit out of them.