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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2070 on: August 30, 2019, 12:49:27 AM »
koston calling a bystander a cock sucker on kb's story  ::)

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2071 on: August 30, 2019, 05:03:02 AM »
koston calling a bystander a cock sucker on kb's story  ::)


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2072 on: August 30, 2019, 05:46:40 AM »
What kind of weird safari hat helmet type hybrid is that? Looks like he got his gopro mount, I wish he would of filmed it 

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2073 on: August 30, 2019, 06:48:35 AM »
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Part of me wants to make an Adam Reposa sig in response to the Ronnie Deutch gang but I think I'd be fucking with forces I don't yet understand.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2074 on: August 30, 2019, 07:00:37 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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#mustachesandpiercings

There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2075 on: August 30, 2019, 07:02:13 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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#mustachesandpiercings
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There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?

I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2076 on: August 30, 2019, 07:03:34 AM »
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koston calling a bystander a cock sucker on kb's story  ::)
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That bike guy obviously knew some form of martial arts and could have easily taken out any mother fucker there. Koston just a scared lil biiiyyattchh!

Also I bet Koston was jealous he didn't have that guys dope ass hat.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2077 on: August 30, 2019, 07:06:33 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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#mustachesandpiercings
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There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?
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I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.

She went with that Chocolate flavored in case she didn't clean up as well as she thought she did.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2078 on: August 30, 2019, 07:10:20 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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#mustachesandpiercings
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There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?
[close]

I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.
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She went with that Chocolate flavored in case she didn't clean up as well as she thought she did.

FUCK YOU
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« Reply #2079 on: August 30, 2019, 09:05:09 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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#mustachesandpiercings
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There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?
[close]

I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.
[close]

She went with that Chocolate flavored in case she didn't clean up as well as she thought she did.
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This comment back-and-forth has turned into some amazing user name/comment synergy.

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« Reply #2080 on: August 30, 2019, 09:07:49 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
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#mustachesandpiercings
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There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?
[close]

I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.
[close]

She went with that Chocolate flavored in case she didn't clean up as well as she thought she did.
[close]


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This comment back-and-forth has turned into some amazing user name/comment synergy.

Now you've got me convinced that not only am I a doucher, but that I'm also gay.
FUCK YOU
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« Reply #2081 on: August 30, 2019, 09:12:01 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
[close]
#mustachesandpiercings
[close]

There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?
[close]

I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.
[close]

She went with that Chocolate flavored in case she didn't clean up as well as she thought she did.
[close]


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This comment back-and-forth has turned into some amazing user name/comment synergy.
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Now you've got me convinced that not only am I a doucher, but that I'm also gay.

I've got a test you can take that will tell you, for sure.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2082 on: August 30, 2019, 09:14:25 AM »
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#beardsandtattoos Holy shit.
[close]
#mustachesandpiercings
[close]

There's no way #beardsandtattoos isn't a homosexual hash tag.

And about Biebel, maybe the "she said yes" was about anal, not marriage?
[close]

I hear he got down on one knee and opened a small box full of different lubricants.
[close]

She went with that Chocolate flavored in case she didn't clean up as well as she thought she did.
[close]


[close]

This comment back-and-forth has turned into some amazing user name/comment synergy.
[close]

Now you've got me convinced that not only am I a doucher, but that I'm also gay.
[close]

I've got a test you can take that will tell you, for sure.

Will the end result of such a test be similar to the Austin Powers picture I just posted?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2083 on: August 31, 2019, 11:53:12 PM »
Maybe Beibel got a neck tat to prove to the haters that he does in fact have a neck
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2084 on: September 04, 2019, 03:56:35 PM »
Although he's not a pro, now would be a really good time to check out BA's husband's IG. #bottomsup

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2085 on: September 04, 2019, 04:13:07 PM »
Although he's not a pro, now would be a really good time to check out BA's husband's IG. #bottomsup
Took some work butt worth it.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2086 on: September 04, 2019, 06:34:03 PM »
Is it okay to call the Tom of Finland longboarder tattoo gay?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2087 on: September 04, 2019, 09:04:59 PM »
Que?


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2088 on: September 04, 2019, 09:34:42 PM »
Que?




That’s certified dope.
I don’t: own any Diamond Hardware shit, know much about the Nick dude, play video games because they’re cringe boxes, or know much about basketball. Still, I’ll give this a solid pass.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2089 on: September 04, 2019, 09:38:35 PM »
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That’s certified dope.
I don’t: own any Diamond Hardware shit, know much about the Nick dude, play video games because they’re cringe boxes, or know much about basketball. Still, I’ll give this a solid pass.
would back it if he was as soggy looking in game as he is irl.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2090 on: September 05, 2019, 10:27:25 PM »
Although he's not a pro, now would be a really good time to check out BA's husband's IG. #bottomsup
I always thought that BA is a bottom



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2091 on: September 06, 2019, 04:36:02 AM »
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Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!
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Im embarrassed to say I've been watching what happens on the 'Biebel Show' since that day... I havn't seen her on his stories once since then.
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this sounds hlariously cringey. what did I miss?
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Biebel was posting his vacation getaway with a women who was the personification of plastic surgery and cigarette butts. Which was all fun and games, until he ended the trip with a chest/neck tattoo possibly of her name and insta story saying "She said yes".
Since then I don't think he's mentioned her on his instagram and seems to continue to be with new chicks every other day.

It's a good show.

it says something like "strength and honor" or something cliche to that effect
i don't want to link to the channel because is promotes athiesm.

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« Reply #2092 on: September 06, 2019, 07:21:25 PM »
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Yeah, did you miss the whole engagement-thing? It was fantastic!
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Im embarrassed to say I've been watching what happens on the 'Biebel Show' since that day... I havn't seen her on his stories once since then.
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this sounds hlariously cringey. what did I miss?
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Biebel was posting his vacation getaway with a women who was the personification of plastic surgery and cigarette butts. Which was all fun and games, until he ended the trip with a chest/neck tattoo possibly of her name and insta story saying "She said yes".
Since then I don't think he's mentioned her on his instagram and seems to continue to be with new chicks every other day.

It's a good show.
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it says something like "strength and honor" or something cliche to that effect

Please tell me he went all in and got it in Chinese script.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2093 on: September 07, 2019, 04:36:28 AM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2094 on: September 07, 2019, 05:26:44 AM »
What a dumbass.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2095 on: September 07, 2019, 06:43:28 AM »
Oh man after stalking his Instagram for a few minutes, I think someone should of this guy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2096 on: September 07, 2019, 06:46:53 AM »
He’s bouncy. 🐸

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2097 on: September 07, 2019, 06:48:14 AM »

This is funny. I def would put it in his best all time posts category. Not lame Instagram post.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2098 on: September 07, 2019, 07:00:07 AM »
His recent phase of calling out Bolsonaro on insta was cool.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #2099 on: September 07, 2019, 07:27:36 AM »
He should consider changing his stage name to JR Bumjumper.