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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2018, 07:17:51 PM »
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T-Funk has easily one of the best styles out right now.
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I fucking love the kids' style. I see elements of Guy, Carroll and Dill when they were his age. Best arms in the game. I put him up there with Gino, Guy, Julien, MC, and Greco, stylewise.

He's not a kid and he looks regular.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2018, 07:28:43 PM »
TFunk (career-wise) started out as a little shit and became someone who I'm genuinely excited to see footage from and I hope that this is only a mere offering of what we have to look forward to from him in Baker 4. I don't dislike Zach, but I'm not overly excited about any footage he releases. That said, this was still pretty sick.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2018, 07:47:41 PM »
Holy fuck when I saw two bean plants and a varial flip I had to fast forward that first kids part (I’m not saying his name in hope he disappears). any guest tricks in there worth seeing?


T funk rules.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2018, 08:07:46 PM »
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T Funks lipslide shuv was fucking rad.
Also, street boneless is possibly my least fav trick to see ever.
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I liked Zach's footage for the most part in this one, but feel the same way with the street boneless.

Street bonelesses are comically lame. I can't see one without thinking about the boneless 180 Chris Pastras does in Tincan Folklore on flat in the middle of a line. It's hysterical. Then he immediately turns around. It's not even like he needed to turn switch and thought it would add a little style. It's impressively dumb, it always makes me laugh. The line starts at 1:15 with a beautiful 360 flip



That being said, I don't really mind Zach Allen. He's not really the type skating I like to watch but he doesn't really make me mad or anything. He had some stuff in there that I liked. T-Funk rips. Lots of really impressive stuff in here. That lipslide shuv was wild. I said it before, but T-Funk just makes me uneasy cause he gives me strong Dennis the menace vibes and I was always a Calvin and Hobbes dude.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2018, 08:22:59 PM »
I thought this was sick and am starting to understand why Zach has the hype from baker

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2018, 08:29:29 PM »
T Funk killed it. I think Zach Allen could have potential. I've been waiting to see someone skate that block set in Williamsburg but a bs 360 nose grab? That's a fucking snowboard trick

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2018, 09:16:49 PM »
Didn't watch the part, but just gotta add T-Funk is faking the Dylan/Dill/Gilbert funk in recent footage. Not quite Sean Pable level...but still...nah. That's all.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2018, 09:38:05 PM »
man i want to love T Funk but the "safe hands" are the worst fucking shit in the world.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2018, 09:38:48 PM »
I didn't think Zach's part was so bad but his bean plants are the worst thing i've ever seen in a skate video.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2018, 10:31:11 PM »
watching t funk skate a pool is so sick.
That slam from Allen was kinda gnarly.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2018, 02:26:30 AM »
I don’t get the Allen hate, admittedly he’s not the best but there are slot worse out there. I thought the front bard to back tail drop down was sick.

T funks gap to wallride on the van was also a standout.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2018, 02:35:11 AM »
Didn't watch the part, but just gotta add T-Funk is faking the Dylan/Dill/Gilbert funk in recent footage. Not quite Sean Pable level...but still...nah. That's all.
what are you talking about?

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #42 on: November 23, 2018, 06:22:55 AM »
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Didn't watch the part, but just gotta add T-Funk is faking the Dylan/Dill/Gilbert funk in recent footage. Not quite Sean Pable level...but still...nah. That's all.
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what are you talking about?
I think my comment is pretty clear. As Tyroneshoe laces said above, "safe hands" are a whack trend.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #43 on: November 23, 2018, 07:35:44 AM »
man i want to love T Funk but the "safe hands" are the worst fucking shit in the world.
Amen! I would understand it if he landed his tricks at the same time little earthquakes were happening. Sketchy is sketchy. 

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #44 on: November 23, 2018, 07:52:45 AM »
I don’t get the Allen hate, admittedly he’s not the best but there are slot worse out there. I thought the front bard to back tail drop down was sick.

T funks gap to wallride on the van was also a standout.

Is this more Richie Jackson bashing?

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2018, 07:58:35 AM »
It has been an alright year for the short dudes with red hair, so far.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2018, 08:33:25 AM »
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T Funks lipslide shuv was fucking rad.
Also, street boneless is possibly my least fav trick to see ever.
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I liked Zach's footage for the most part in this one, but feel the same way with the street boneless.
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Street bonelesses are comically lame. I can't see one without thinking about the boneless 180 Chris Pastras does in Tincan Folklore on flat in the middle of a line. It's hysterical. Then he immediately turns around. It's not even like he needed to turn switch and thought it would add a little style. It's impressively dumb, it always makes me laugh. The line starts at 1:15 with a beautiful 360 flip



That being said, I don't really mind Zach Allen. He's not really the type skating I like to watch but he doesn't really make me mad or anything. He had some stuff in there that I liked. T-Funk rips. Lots of really impressive stuff in here. That lipslide shuv was wild. I said it before, but T-Funk just makes me uneasy cause he gives me strong Dennis the menace vibes and I was always a Calvin and Hobbes dude.

Threw up in my mouth a little bit. Ricky would not be pleased

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2018, 08:38:31 AM »
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Didn't watch the part, but just gotta add T-Funk is faking the Dylan/Dill/Gilbert funk in recent footage. Not quite Sean Pable level...but still...nah. That's all.
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what are you talking about?
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I think my comment is pretty clear. As Tyroneshoe laces said above, "safe hands" are a whack trend.

Your comment is not clear, sir or madam, as I don't think it's amply clear what you all mean by "safe hands."
Is it that you think what T-Funk is doing with his hands is contrived?
To have the sort of composure, or body awareness, or whatever to know where your hands are when you're flinging a shuvit out of a (blistering) lipslide on a handrail that empties right out into the street (and are landing the trick by the skin of your teeth)... well, good for T-Funk if he's got that composure, I think.
Do we know that he's doing this consciously?
Is style only good when it comes from the unconscious?
Were "safe hands" a thing before Dylan, et al?

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2018, 09:57:45 AM »
Allen sucks ass. So many other people deserve a chance to shine than this untalented beanplant.

Tfunk was rad though. Those quick rolloffs on the curbs got me hyped.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2018, 10:01:50 AM »
It's sad how deadass they are about beanplants/boneless yet treat basic flatground tricks like some kind of joke.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2018, 03:44:30 PM »
I don’t get the Allen hate, admittedly he’s not the best but there are slot worse out there. I thought the front bard to back tail drop down was sick.

T funks gap to wallride on the van was also a standout.
explain this
he isnt "good"

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2018, 04:13:27 PM »
TFunks arms are getting out of control.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2018, 04:21:06 PM »
Zach Allen didn't deserve that song.
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2018, 04:55:18 PM »
Allen is on emerica and chris wimer and Kevin baekkel are not fully on. Very bad choice.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2018, 08:05:44 PM »
I loved all the T-Funk in this, the boardslide pop-out to fakie was nuts.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2018, 08:37:58 PM »
tell me about t funk. why does he drop the knee?

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2018, 09:09:24 PM »
Well. That did nothing to change my opinion on Zach Allen.
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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2018, 09:25:47 PM »
tell me about t funk. why does he drop the knee?
To protest but still respect the troops baby.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2018, 12:13:13 AM »
Aside from the stupid lifestyle clips, and a couple cheesy-ass tricks, their footage is alright.

I get that Baker has an image to sell but it’s kind of lame/depressing when you think about their target demographic.

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Re: T-Funkhouser & Zach Allen part
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2018, 02:40:49 AM »
I didnt know who Zach Allen was before i opened this thread.hes aight, pretty sure ive forgotten eveything in his part except that wally 1 foot.

TFunk is sick but his pants are unforgivable.them shits are hideous.