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Todd Falcon of..
« on: December 30, 2018, 12:54:19 PM »
skateboarding.



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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2018, 01:15:29 PM »
It will be interesting to see if the industry will ever be able to recover from this.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2018, 01:17:09 PM »
R.I.P in peace

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2018, 01:18:30 PM »
Rest In Peace in Peace?
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2018, 01:20:00 PM »
shame...he would be a good fit for Muta skateboards :(
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2018, 01:21:12 PM »
Rest In Peace in Peace?
yes. may he rest with the other fallen skate gods, and may his rest be peaceful and done with peacefulness
« Last Edit: December 30, 2018, 01:23:04 PM by FLstrange »

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2018, 01:30:17 PM »
Same容xcept for the pushing-skateboarding-to-new-creative-levels-of-landing-on-one-foot part. I知 retiring, too.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2018, 01:33:28 PM »
A tragic.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2018, 01:35:11 PM »
The year that you put out a retrospective doc and get a profile on a mainstream TV show is the same year that you finally give up. Oh OK.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2018, 01:37:58 PM »
Same容xcept for the pushing-skateboarding-to-new-creative-levels-of-landing-on-one-foot part. I知 retiring, too.

R.I.P in peace to you as well. know that anytime you look up to the sky know the falcon of passion smiles upon you from above and may it will fill your heart with fond skate memories.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2018, 01:38:51 PM »
Todd Falcon drank skateboarding's milkshake then beat it to death with a bowling pin before declaring he was finished.

Respect.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2018, 01:42:00 PM »
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Same容xcept for the pushing-skateboarding-to-new-creative-levels-of-landing-on-one-foot part. I知 retiring, too.
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R.I.P in peace to you as well. know that anytime you look up to the sky know the falcon of passion smiles upon you from above and may it will fill your heart with fond skate memories.

You know, that was kind of beautiful.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2018, 02:17:56 PM »
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Same容xcept for the pushing-skateboarding-to-new-creative-levels-of-landing-on-one-foot part. I知 retiring, too.
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R.I.P in peace to you as well. know that anytime you look up to the sky know the falcon of passion smiles upon you from above and may it will fill your heart with fond skate memories.
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You know, that was kind of beautiful.

It inspired me to start skating again.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2018, 02:22:11 PM »
As a horror movie buff, he's obviously setting this up for the sequel. He's not really retiring, lighting will strike his corpse and re-animate him. Or kids on Elm St will have Tod Falcon nightmares. Or Halloween will fall on a weekend. He'll falcon stomp back onto the small screen in no time.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2018, 02:34:52 PM »
oh sick! does this mean the video is finally done?

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2018, 03:38:54 PM »
As a horror movie buff, he's obviously setting this up for the sequel. He's not really retiring, lighting will strike his corpse and re-animate him. Or kids on Elm St will have Tod Falcon nightmares. Or Halloween will fall on a weekend. He'll falcon stomp back onto the small screen in no time.
falcon is a lifer!! Fuckin hellride!!

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2018, 03:43:22 PM »

RIP in the final level Todd.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2018, 03:56:04 PM »
 Is 84 his birth year or his skate birth year,? life hasn't been fair to him if he's only 34

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2018, 04:04:55 PM »
I bet TK is shook wondering where he's going to score his next grip of decks after this news.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2018, 06:40:37 PM »
Is 84 his birth year or his skate birth year,? life hasn't been fair to him if he's only 34

i'm pretty sure that's when he started skateboarding

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2018, 06:52:04 PM »
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Is 84 his birth year or his skate birth year,? life hasn't been fair to him if he's only 34
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i'm pretty sure that's when he started skateboarding

todd falcon's life truly began with his skate career and he died inside when it ended. what we are witnessing now is a mere husk of a man who's life force was sacrificed with each one-footed falcon plant impossible until nothing remained.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2018, 07:02:34 PM »
thought he actually died for a sec and was kinda bummed. he should host a fake funeral for himself

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2018, 07:09:51 PM »
RIP Todd Jason Falcon Cook. Falcon stomp the heavens.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2018, 07:16:21 PM »
Massive lack of industry support

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2018, 07:22:15 PM »
RIP Todd Jason Falcon Cook. Falcon stomp the heavens.
You池e telling me he coulda went by Jason Falcon this whole time? Hindsight is 20/20 ... Todd.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2018, 09:24:52 PM »
My grandma worked for 5 months to knit me a Todd Falcon christmas stocking, and now you quit because of a lack of industry support?  What kind of shit is that?  Skateboarding doesn't owe you.  I thought you were a lifer.  You taught me to buck trends, and be here for the love of our craft, and now you walk away in the most pansy ass way possible.  You're nothing more than a baboon ass mr. falcon. 

Don't need you anywho.  Andy Mac is even on the 9 club tomorrow, before you.  Maybe my friends were right.

Falcon stomp me in the balls.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2018, 10:20:29 PM »
My grandma worked for 5 months to knit me a Todd Falcon christmas stocking, and now you quit because of a lack of industry support?

What does your grandma have to say about this?  I bet she痴 fucking pissed.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2018, 01:43:39 AM »
Regarding the vast amount of tricks he has invented we should remember him as Toddney Fallen.

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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2018, 02:47:43 AM »
It's one thing to be a Hawk. It's a whole other world to be a Falcon.
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Re: Todd Falcon of..
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2018, 03:09:43 AM »
The humor in this thread is truely lacking..
its Todd falcon and this is the best you致e got..